Belarus is in top 10 lowest crime nations but its police department still have job to do. They open a twitter and publish the calls they receive. Some are sort of funny. Not even parody twitter, real police. Like first one (top) says “A promotional ‘burger’ was stolen from the mall”. Fourteen more funny stuff below:
“Roommate annoys man – moves furniture at kitchen, doesn’t put it back”
“Neighbor stole thirty volumes of encyclopedia from his neighbors porch”
“Man report his neighbors breed cockroaches on purpose”
“Man reports that in apartment there is quote: a supposedly new boyfriend of his wife”
“Man arrested who undressed in front of random woman and asked to film it on mobile phone”
“Neighbor stole bicycle, hidden it behind satelite dish”
“People complain for their boss – the woman has eaten nuggets”
“Random stranger reported that two ducks cross the street”
“Person from Borisov stole a bicycle he long dreamt of”
“People living in house report that their drunk neighbor is mowing a lawn for already two hours”
“Woman reports her friend doesn’t give her a boot back. She stays in one boot in the lobby”.
“Son wants to bring girl home, mother is against that”
“Woman came to the station and reported she stole a bicycle in 2015”
“Man stole a car and crashed it into a concrete pole while the owner watched it”
Now their police fights not just crime but also but mood.
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