Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

A collection of funny and curious photos from Russian army lies ahead. Are you ready for your dose of Russian army?

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Making a nice photo from the army is a must.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

When you need to charge a lot of devices but got only one outlet.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

“Using phones is prohibited. This is place for your phone”. This is sort of punishment for those using phone secretly.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

If squad got something wrong they can be occupied in a following training: alarm is ringing and everyone have to carry everything from barracks outside. Preferably its being done in 4:00AM. Then alarm rings again and everyone rushes to carry stuff back inside. Another way to punish a soldier.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

“Soldier! Think well before coming inside and asking so shit!” (this is an office of a commander)

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Not very effective way of sweeping the platz.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

“Hello from graduation!”

“Hello from army.”

Based on a system in Russia that students are excused from compulsory army service till they get the diploma. The guy in the army probably dropped out of the college and already is in the army.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

“I was walking with my flask empty”. Now he is walking with a gallon bottle strapped to his waist.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Army generals and commanders have a saying: “Best of all when the soldier is occupied”. So here are soldiers doing geometrically correct snow piles, measured by a measure stick.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Another way to charge soldiers phone.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Evolution of a soldier.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Funny joke.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Every place is good for sleeping soldiers say.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Yes another squad doing late night alarm punishment with bringing stuff including beds outside.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

The lack of sleep is a common problem soldiers complain about.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

“You turn off your antivirus and then you get your face beaten”.

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

“Don’t send information, switch off geo location data sending”. “Forbidden to use personal mobile devices with geolocation function”

Meanwhile in the Russian Army

“Beware soldier, enemy is on the line, hearing you” Enemy is using “Pear” macbook which is a parody for an American soldier using a Mac. Also has a NATO sign on his hand.

 

7 thoughts on “Meanwhile in the Russian Army”

    • There’s a lot more emphasis on fun times in the Russian Army than in the US military. The Russian military officers try to keep morale high.
      Only about 11% of Russian males serve in the military…the rest all have a myriad of deferrals.

  1. The fourth pic (with the mobile phones) must have been taken somewhere in Ukraine : Russian soldiers tend to have the great habit to help journalist pinpoint them in their invasion of the neighbouring country, thanks to their selfies and pictures…

  2. “Don’t send information, switch off geo location data sending”. “Forbidden to use personal mobile devices with geolocation function”

    Exactly what I said : Russian soldiers are asked to hide their invasion. How can you trust such a country !

    Shame on Putin ! Shame on Russia !

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