Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

This book was found by someone on old upper shelves… And it deserves some attention, we guess. The family described is quite unusual.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

He was born on 2nd of April, 1970 and was a weak cub. But the family gave so much care to him that at the age of 2 he already weighed 200 kg and was 3 m tall. He was named King but the kids used to call him Tosik. The adults also called him Simba.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

Then he became a beautiful and tame lion’s whelp. Everyone in the family loved him and took care of him. Roma liked to set his hair while King liked Roma to do this.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

He was a full member in the family. Mornings started from exercises. Only Eva used to shirk them. She preferred to go on the swings and sing songs. King let her swing, he had his own apparatuses for training.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

Once they went to a park to have some fun.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

It was Sunday. All the family went to the park. Nice weather, swimming pools, carousels, flowers and music, much ice-cream…

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

… Probably too much of it, so much that King got ill: high temperature, cough and pain in the throat… They gave him a blanket and medicines.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

Sometimes he had motorcycle rides but he didn’t like it much: dirt, dust and noise… Roma used to cheer him up saying “Speed, courage, cosmonautics!”

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

When they came to the seashore for the first time he wanted badly to swim with others. But he was still considered to be small and the family didn’t want to risk. He tried not to look at those happy people in the water…

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

Then he grew up and was explained how to swim. He liked the sea so much!

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

They drank sweet water after the salty sea one.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

He used to see blue dreams. Maybe he saw seas, maybe it was just the blue blanket with white flowers resembling clouds…

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

He had another friend in the family, a hedgehog Dimka. They looked different but were soulmates.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

Sometimes they had guests: Lady and Black. They were nice guys with good manners.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

Sometimes father and mother went to a theater or to visit somebody. They all played football.

Being Guests In The Berkovs Family

In evenings they watched TV or read books. King liked to watch cartoons very much. He was dreaming to become an actor and once he did!

 

15 thoughts on “Being Guests In The Berkovs Family”

  1. long live comrade stalin!!!
    western country and western running dog to demonized comrade stalin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Freedom of Speech

      • He’s right. Lions aren’t pets. Just because they can coexist with us doesn’t mean he won’t still rip your face off one morning just because he’s in a mood that day. It’s happened many times to fools who thought otherwise.

  2. “Then things took a turn for the worse when “King” applied for political asylum insisting “kings” just don’t fit into an egalitarian, socialist system such as the U.S.S.R. had. So “King” was loaded on a leaky freighter and sent to a capitalist circus in Italy where he proceeded to attack the bourgeois ringmaster. After that, he was shipped to the U.S. where Ronald Reagan adopted him feeding him long-haired hippie liberals. “King” ended up becoming a Wall Street financier.: “The End.”

  3. The famous jewish BERBEROV FAMILY – their lion KING got shot by the police when they were touring some circus, where lion wanted to “play” with some guy who was walking down the street. The guy got scared and started to scream and the cop who came to his rescue emptied his whole Makarov magazine into KING, where one bullet pirced his heart.
    Later BERBEROV father adopted another little lion cub who grew up and turned into a huge lion. After the death of the father, things quickly turned bad – one day mom comes home to find her 14 year old son killed by the lion and lion dead, shot by the police.

  4. http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%91%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B1%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8B_(%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BC%D1%8C%D1%8F)

    Use google translate the russian WIKI page about the family

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