How could the business cards of some people who probably never had them could look like?
The first one above says: “Hannibal Lector, banquets, drinks and lunches directly to your office, 24×7”
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Isaac Newton, the physicist-gardener.
Genghis Khan, horse trips to Asia, visiting the points of interest.
In Russia they consider Popov, not Marconi, to be an inventor of radio.
Georgy Zhukov (Russian general who considered by Russian people to win the WW2): Director of strategic development.
Adolf Hitler: creative director
Joan of Arc: crisis manager
James Bond: The leading specialist, MI6 Collectors Agency.
B. Gates: we exchange old bugs to new bugs.
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