Russian Army Test

Russian army test

This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so we post it here.

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

114 thoughts on “Russian Army Test”

  1. PS: I wonder, how many people will be ashamed that they can’t see number 5 and will post random numbers in fear of being regarded as homosexuals! 😀

  2. It must be a joke. I remember this test – it is given when you undergo a medical checkup before your mandatory military service (well, actually, young men in Russia undergo it when they are 16). It tests color vision and nothing more.

  3. It’s simple test for your vision and nothing more. I took it through when I had medical examination.

    Guys take it easy =)))))

  4. To be correct this information was taken from russian blog sphere, where it appeared as information about one european army test, I don’t remember exactly what army. The test of color viewing is standard, of course, and it exists in every army. But the physicians of this army used the results of some investigations about correlations of color viewing defects and behaviour anomalies.

    • Ummmmm, Jason, have you ever HEARD of DADT? I have GLBT friends in the military and every day they risk being dishonorably discharged for their sexuality. Thousands are discharged yearly. Many of them are translators or medics too.

  5. It’s actually a test to determine how well one’s Gaydar is working, and everyone seems to have passed with flying colors. Congrats homos!

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  7. There’s nothing in #5, I checked it out with the GIMP (Photoshop for winners). There’s nothing there.

  8. I didnt get 5 either and i know that i am not gay. Maybe Mother Russia want’s you to think that you are gay

    • Вы знаете, является ли это реальным тестом? Все удивлены этим.

      Вы живете в России?

  9. Actually, #5 might simply be the control for the test (i.e. if someone claims to see a number in it, he’s lying.)

    And obviously this is a color-blindness test, I pass those with flying colors 😉

  10. Very funny!

    It’s a con job

    After cycling through the hue’s in a paint program there is nothing in circle #5

    Great idea tho, a good chuckle! 🙂

  11. #5 is 85 or 86.I looked at it through the blue side of a pair of 3D glasses.

    It is not as neat as the others but maybe that is the point.

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  14. i think i get it[picture].
    topicstater tryping to promote, that many men is gays.
    which is clearly reveal, their own sexual preferencies.
    how unfair, my dear sodomite 🙂

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  18. Number 5 has nothing in it, because it was designed to see if the candidate is going to admit the truth, or pretend he can see a number and make a wild guess and later possibly defend it or duck and guess again. If it wasn’t for that no.5 circle, this would be just another Daltonism test.

  19. I couldn’t see 5th one…at first was lyk no way I didn’t know I was HOMO…!!!but then I couldn’t see third one either…then I understood…I’m color blind…which is worse…think for a second that ur gay and didn’t know that or that found out ur color blind and that is not a joke…tricky…

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  22. Ah! The ultimate test of paranoia regarding your deepest chilhood insecurities.. NOW AH HAFF YOU ALL JA!!?? Her Kapitan!! Lol,

  23. this is just a color blind test exist anywhere but if you say taht you can see something in 5 i think that you ar unsure about ur sexuality

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  25. Lol my eyes are 100% perfect, i read this numbers with deadly accuracy. Number #5 is fake.

    Anyway, i put my ambition, I inverted the colors in many ways (in order to obtain a different contrast), no number resembles.

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  28. IN the NUMBER 5, NOTHING IT SHIET, osea no hay nada LA PUTA MADRE, photoshop and comprobe scale colors in to the picture, prueben con el potoshop y con las escalas de color ven que no hay nada…

  29. This certainly is a serious psychological test and circle 5 is a critical evaluator. Research confirms that of the 47.3% of the population that is homosexual, 24.7% deny their sexual orientation. This may explain why many of those who cannot see a number in circle 5 insist that they are heterosexual.

  30. the original has a 6 in circle #5. whoever made this took the #5 circle, rotated it 90 degrees, and mucked with the colors until the green dots looked orange-pink.

    i’ve taken the original and replicated the fake with it using the above steps.

    if you zoom out so the fake is small you can sort of see where the sideways 6 is.

    here is a copy of the original:

  31. That is completely wrong. It is not a psychological test at all.
    It is simply colour vision test. I think all armies do it and and recruitment agencies for many jobs do it as well. Can’t have a dye master who can not differentiate colours, could you?


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