Tatoo Fail

Funny Tatoos

In case of making a tatoo one Russian proverb comes very handy. The proverb we are talking about is ” you must measure seven times before you start cutting”, in English there are also plenty of alike, ” score twice before you cut once”, for example, though in Russian language they warn to think seven times before acting. That’s especially important in regard of tatoo, to consider the good artist with big experience and rich portfolio.
Well, still some find it easier not to think seven times. Now their tatoos cause lot of laughs when are seen by someone for the first time.

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111 thoughts on “Tatoo Fail”

  1. foto 12 – mr homosexual dinosaur!! World’s unscariest dinosaur! him tooths not even sharp. He hands hang limp wristed. Plus he stuck on man’s hair butt.

  2. I’m probably about to go to prison, and I would like to have some tattoos before I get there so that I will look tough and scare the anal pirates away. Can anyone recommend the best tattoo for scaring away anal pirates?


    • Bernie

      I have ‘do not enter’ across my lower back in my tramp stamp. It works but I find I then have to scratch at my piles when they itch.

      And get it on the fleshy bit, when they hit my spinal cord I thought I was going to pass out.

      • Dear angella,

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  4. aaaaahahahahahahahaha
    king dino rulezzzzzzz
    down under the chair and there done in syrup with brown pants with laughter

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  10. “Hehe, they also adore Stalin, who killed even more than Nazis – “mysterious Russian soul” ”
    Wtf does this have to do with tatoos?
    And who tf adores Stalin in Russia?! I have never seen Stalin, to be honest with you, but from what I have learned, I do not adore him. At all. He sent my grandpa (100% russian) to labor camp for nothing, just as h did to many other citizens of USSR, no mater what republic they came from, no mater what nationality they were. So no, dear, we don’t adore Stalin, no way.
    And wtf does this have to do with tatoos anyway???

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  13. This is exactly why one should research their tattoo artist, not get a tattoo on a whim, and not get one while drunk…or while the tattoo artist is drunk. Ask to see a portfolio, look at the work they’ve done on other people. A lot of these look like they were done freehand, they need to be stenciled on, because skin moves when you draw on it, so the lines have to be pre-drawn so the artist can follow them properly.

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  15. This is why, as a tattoo artist, i NEVER do free-hand work. you should ALWAYS draw out a tattoo on a person BEFORE YOU INK THEM UP!!!

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  20. #11.. The one of the dinosaur with the crown is Jason Mraz and he actually did it himself while looking in a mirror. He posted that picture on his blog along with his other tattoos he did himself. So that shouldn’t even be included in these “Russian tattoos”.

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  23. Let them say what they want about South Africa, but our tatoo artist are great. I worked in a biker bar and all those guys are covered in tatoos. And they are all masterpieces. I have one myself and it was done by a traveling artist and its also a masterpiece.

  24. Daddy, daddy, I wanna draw your tattoo!

    No me, daddy, me! I wanna draw your tattoo!

    Now now children, you can both draw Daddy’s tattoo.

  25. OMG!! LMAO!! the dinosaur with the crown had me on the floor with laughter. it looks like it’s about to fall asleep & die of old age.

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  29. Hilarious!
    It never ceases to amaze what levels of foolishness people will go to.
    Thanks for sharing!


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  33. oh my effing gawd half of them are females too….russian bulldykes with 3rd grade art is too much for my heart to take….just toooo much.

    And to the guy who thinks a giant koi is going to look sweet…. ah I don’t even have to say it. You know you have a car on blocks in your driveway, fool

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  36. I think that the last one and the one before the black square tattoo, are getting a tattoo to cover the existing one. those violet lines are the guide the tattoo artist uses to make the tattoo right?

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  39. Poor girl in the bra with the dodgy effort. She seems young too and its unfortunate now she bears that scar for life.

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  41. Fail Fail Fail. I bet they were all realy angry about it! Tattoos should be forever. I don’ have any yet but I’m thinking about something on the back of my right hand.
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  43. Miss india, Miss pakistan and all the racist so called teenagers atleast don’t use the name of countries to represent your idiocy.

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  46. Epic Fail.

    And this is why you don’t let your aspiring tattoo artist friend give you tattoos.

    You should always go professional and look at some of the artists previous work before you opt in for a tattoo.

    I have 3 beautiful tattoos.All done professionally, yes it may cost more money but obviously as you can see above… it’s worth it in the end.

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  50. Hi to all!

    So, I saw this photo & for me it was like OMFG!!! It’s really terrible. It’s a first time I saw so awful tatoo …

    I want to ask all of you, please don’t think that Russians are poor drunkards. All nations have people suffering from alcohol. Don’t think that our country doesn’t have anything proper. This photos are just for demonstration “before”, it’s a pity that there are no “after”.

    Sorry for mistakes=)

  51. What many people do not know is that tattoos have been around for centuries already especially the lower back tattoos for women


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