Most of these are in-jokes about ad agencies business ( some of the problems I’m sure are international, some need specific local explanation )
If your niche is too crowded
From all the offerings,
And the naive customer
Chose someone over you,
Put a “yellow” clip on YouTube
Featuring the competitor.
Everyone laughs,
The rival feels hurt.
Partisans FTW!
How do you rhyme in English? It’s impossible!
If you cannot sleap at night,
That dark moonless night,
When worries ant nightmares
Lurk in your poor head –
Don’t call your mom in fear
Your psychiatrist or your neighbor.
Call you account-manager
He will always understand you.
Let him hear all your worries
He will have to take some Valerian
And you with a clear spirit
Can sleep, hugging the phone.
I had no idea that “account” in russian can mean “a manager responsible for directly interacting with the client, fixed to that client” in an advertising agency. Some sort of professional slang. In the picture the dragon is made of words like: “loss of ratings, annual report, rebranding again, taxes, deadline” you get the idea. And the warrior has “account” written on his shield, obviously.
If your brand is well-recognised
And is familiar like the back of one’s hand
You need a rebrending ASAP –
Surprize your friends!
If they aren’t amazed
Show them the budget:
London agencies for sure
Would cost an and a leg.
It jokes about the rebrendings of mobile operators in Russia.
There are 3 big companies: МТС\MTS (Mobile TeleSystems), Билайн\Beeline (also known as “Пчелайн” because пчела means bee ^_^) and Мегафон\MegaFon (which now comes to mind before “megaphone” the device when you hear “мегафон” in Russia)
First everyone ridiculed the new brands, now there’s an argument between experts whether the rebrandings helped, but i think we grew accustomed to them and the new logos look more serious and professional anyway.
So now you see what really is going on in the picture. Me likey its humour ^_^
Ok, I officially have a fever and need to go have some tea with raspberry jam and lie down. If somebody comments, maybe i will translate more tomorrow. Or when I wake up, whenever it might be. Curse you ER, and my fondness of reading the stuff I already know from a different point of view. You made me sit next to a window till 5 am without sleeping, i h8 u.
I have never feel as sexy as after viewing first cartoon image! I cannot even type these keys so well. Clown with inter-race prostitutes! Added bonus: Mr Saunders is voyuer!! Ugghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Photo #1 make a me feel sexier than I ever feel. Ronald is the lucky clown – he have 2 inter-race prostitute. Wa wa Wee!!! For added sexy bonus – Mr. Saunders the voyuer!!!! I must go relieve sex frustrations!!!!
I hardly comment, but I comment when I’ve anything to say. It’s usually triggered by the fire within the write-up I read. I can see now it’s flaming sufficient for me to comment:) .anyway quite a few thanks. I go through good deal of practical posts close to here.
Nice
The picture of the bears sitting in the dacha is the best one.Oh and ummm…FIRST
Wow, those are incredible! Thanks for sharing!
Thanks for the corny, tacky and tasteless russian humour 🙁
I hope things go better for you in the comming year.
Yeah, I wish this too!
Miss India – phack off! you leave depressing negative comments on every page. Get a life!
Not my problem you are a down
I like the april calendar best with the bears sitting in the dacha watching a Lexus commercial.
Yes, that is cute.
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The pictures are not funny without reading the joke poems beneath them. Well, except the first one 🙂
Then could someone translate it?
Most of these are in-jokes about ad agencies business ( some of the problems I’m sure are international, some need specific local explanation )
If your niche is too crowded
From all the offerings,
And the naive customer
Chose someone over you,
Put a “yellow” clip on YouTube
Featuring the competitor.
Everyone laughs,
The rival feels hurt.
Partisans FTW!
How do you rhyme in English? It’s impossible!
If you cannot sleap at night,
That dark moonless night,
When worries ant nightmares
Lurk in your poor head –
Don’t call your mom in fear
Your psychiatrist or your neighbor.
Call you account-manager
He will always understand you.
Let him hear all your worries
He will have to take some Valerian
And you with a clear spirit
Can sleep, hugging the phone.
I had no idea that “account” in russian can mean “a manager responsible for directly interacting with the client, fixed to that client” in an advertising agency. Some sort of professional slang. In the picture the dragon is made of words like: “loss of ratings, annual report, rebranding again, taxes, deadline” you get the idea. And the warrior has “account” written on his shield, obviously.
If your brand is well-recognised
And is familiar like the back of one’s hand
You need a rebrending ASAP –
Surprize your friends!
If they aren’t amazed
Show them the budget:
London agencies for sure
Would cost an and a leg.
It jokes about the rebrendings of mobile operators in Russia.
There are 3 big companies: МТС\MTS (Mobile TeleSystems), Билайн\Beeline (also known as “Пчелайн” because пчела means bee ^_^) and Мегафон\MegaFon (which now comes to mind before “megaphone” the device when you hear “мегафон” in Russia)
Beeline was like and became like in 2005.
MTS changed from to in 2006. They used Landor – a british agency, and it was rumored to be expensive.
MegaFon didn’t really change its logo since 2002. is the more traditional logo, and is the recently slightly revamped one.
First everyone ridiculed the new brands, now there’s an argument between experts whether the rebrandings helped, but i think we grew accustomed to them and the new logos look more serious and professional anyway.
So now you see what really is going on in the picture. Me likey its humour ^_^
Ok, I officially have a fever and need to go have some tea with raspberry jam and lie down. If somebody comments, maybe i will translate more tomorrow. Or when I wake up, whenever it might be. Curse you ER, and my fondness of reading the stuff I already know from a different point of view. You made me sit next to a window till 5 am without sleeping, i h8 u.
Ahh… jam. That’s the stuff.
oops, I screwed up the tags.
Beeline changed from this to this
MTS rebranded from this to this.
And megafon is here and here.
I have never feel as sexy as after viewing first cartoon image! I cannot even type these keys so well. Clown with inter-race prostitutes! Added bonus: Mr Saunders is voyuer!! Ugghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Photo #1 make a me feel sexier than I ever feel. Ronald is the lucky clown – he have 2 inter-race prostitute. Wa wa Wee!!! For added sexy bonus – Mr. Saunders the voyuer!!!! I must go relieve sex frustrations!!!!
Where can I get one of those calendars? I want one badly. Definitely FTW.
some translation may be good!
I wish someone could translate these texts in calendars.
wtf?
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I hardly comment, but I comment when I’ve anything to say. It’s usually triggered by the fire within the write-up I read. I can see now it’s flaming sufficient for me to comment:) .anyway quite a few thanks. I go through good deal of practical posts close to here.