39 thoughts on “Russian Duma”

  1. I woulsd see such nice girls/women (like on picture 3) in Hungarian parliament with pleasure. Then maybe our politicians wolud enjoy much public honour. But who knows…

    • I followed the link to “yaplakal” and noticed the man in Duma had the packages of condoms, the same ones he bought in my duty-free shop! Good business!

      • Mahmoud,your duty free shop sells used,recycled,repackaged condoms that don’t have much tread left on them. The failure of these condoms is becoming known as the “Shanghai Surprise”cause thats where most of them are repackaged.

        • My friend many of them are actually repackaged in Texas, USA, where I can get a very low day-labor rate in a building full of illegal immigrants who work hard every day, “doing jobs Americans won’t do.”

          Some day I will give each of them a weapon and a bottle of cheap tequila, and all of Texas and USA will be in for much more than your “Shanghai Surprise.”

          Yours in pre-revolution infiltration,
          M. Ahmadinejad
          a.k.a. “Mahmoud the Mexican,” soon-to-be-famous guerrilla leader in the Reconquista movement.

  2. First picture:
    “Here is my “brain”…”

    Second picture:
    “I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, wanna see?”
    – “I love you”

    Third picture:
    “Let me show you my Pokemans!”

    …or, alternatively, all pictures:
    “We must worship Putin or die!”

  3. I am looking for sexy Russian women for marriage. . . anybody know where I can find one? Preferably crazy punk-rock chick with dyed hair and tattoos.

  4. If anyone wants to see someone funny, consider a clown by name of Wooshkaboom. In every single post on englishrussia.com Wooshkaboom bitterly insults all things Russian. He hates Russia with passion and will go as far as scouring the internet for any site related to Russia just to spout his hatred. He is grown man living with his mum in small country nobody cares about, a country whose existence is only known because its female president looks like Conan O’Brien, and a country so stale and boring that the only exciting activity left is humping many of its freely roaming reindeers in the village. But don’t pity him because he sits in a corner of his wooden shed crying about his miserable existence all day long, pity him because somewhere during the era of USSR, his mom had the pleasure of being on the receiving end of Stalin’s Iron Fist.

  5. I cannot think up any reason why young, beautiful, ingenuous and smart women are expected to mutate into some ugly hags just because of their job that they do well anyway. Maybe that’s American perverse way of thinking, but definitely not Russian.


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