36 thoughts on “Plane Cafe”

    • Dear site admin,

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      M. Ahmadinejad

  1. This “bar” is in fact a building used by Russian mafia and state security organization. Inside the airplane fuselage and downstairs in the building is cafe/bar with over 100 varieties of vodka and a small Seattle’s Best coffee franchise (pre-emptive strike against territorial expansion by Starbucks).

    Upstairs rooms are used for entertaining VIPs with expensive belly-dancing girls. The white Russian girls are not so flexible and cannot do the dance so well, so I flew in to demonstrate flexibility and proper gyration and undulation of the hips. Later I met Lukashenko for drinks and a little private dancing in the airplane, and we pretended to be in the “mile-high club.”

    Overall, a nice place, but no Wi-Fi access in the coffee shop.

    • You do not have to be so nasty about it, but yes I do love a Jewish girl but please keep my secret and do not tell the mullahs and imams or they will take me to public square for whipping. Also I like to keep my options open with Lukashenko, and he gets a big jealousy when I see other people.

      • Also, there is one restaurant-plane (I believe it orgins from Russia, or at least it was designed by USSR engineers), somewhere on a way from Warsaw to Nidzica (at least I remember to see it, years ago on a trip).

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                • Hmm…

                  Po pierwsze, nie zajrzałam tu żeby śmiać się z Rosjan. Kiedyś pewien Rosjanin na swoim blogu wkleił zdjęcia z tego bloga i podał link do “English Russia”. W ten sposób tutaj trafiłam. Od dawna zresztą tu nie zaglądam.

                  Po drugie, znam trochę j.rosyjski, więc angielskiego akurat nie muszę znać.

                  Po trzecie, w polskim internecie na pewno są miejsca gdzie możesz pośmiać się z “Ruskich” po polsku, jeśli odczuwasz taką potrzebę.

                  • Życzę spokojnej, równie przewrażliwionej nocy, pełnej nieporozumień i pochopnych ocen.

                    Pozdrawiam,

                    Krzysztof “Tolein” Przygudzki

  2. Yes I do love a Jewish girl but please keep my secret and do not tell the mullahs and imams or they will take me to public square for whipping. Also I like to keep my options open with Lukashenko, and he gets a big jealousy when I see other people. Shhhhhh.

  3. Kimmy! Where have you been, lover?

    Are you excited about the upcoming election in the US? We can get Hillary elected. She will reappoint Madeleine Albright as Secretary of State and send her back to North Korea with another basketball for you! I will come too and we can catch up on old times in the fight for . . . ohhh, whatever it was we were fighting for.

    How’s your supply of hair gel holding up (oops, no pun intended)? I’ll bring you some, along with a new pair of platform shoes and some belly-rub cream.

    Hugs and kisses.

    From a Commie cheerleader to a REAL Comie leader,
    “Hanoi” Jane

  4. As I stated in my much-publicized and well-received speech at the decadent Columbia University in New York City–we have no homosexuals in Iran.

  5. There is a restaurant (or cake shop, can’t remember) in Abda, Hungary where an IL-18 is built in the building the same way. There used to be another cafe onboard the aeroplane, I’ve been there about 14-15 years ago, I believe it is still there.
    http://www.abda.hu/ftp/gallery/abda/full/abda-05.jpg

  6. More photos:
    http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/8255778.jpg
    http://www.panoramio.com/photos/original/22249331.jpg

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