Real Elves in Russian Woods

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Two Voronezh foresters spotted strange resembling a human being creature with the long ears and blue skin. The blue elf (he was named in such a way) behaved very aggressively, brandishing with his battle cutlass! At the end he started to use bad language and even tried to take off the camera. Nobody can say anything definite about the color of his skin.

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  1. Super Tuber is a great snack that uses one of my favorite vegetables: The Idaho Potato. Of course, I suppose any type of potato could be used, but I cannot guarantee that a Super Tuber made with anything but a true Idaho potato would taste as good. Sincerely, Larry E. Craig, United States Senator

    Ingredients

    1 hot dog, cook’s choice

    1 Idaho baking potato, 7 to 10 ounces

    Mustard for dipping, any style

    Other condiments as desired such as cheese sauce, sour cream, chili, chives, bacon pieces or black olives.

    Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.

    To Microwave: Place on microwave safe plate; cover loosely (to avoid splatters). Microwave on high about 4 minutes per potato until fork tender.

    To Bake in Conventional Oven: Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Bake for approximately one hour or until potato is fork tender.

    To Barbecue: Wrap in aluminum foil and place above medium hot coals, turning at least once during cooking. Cook until potato is fork tender.

    Serving Suggestions: Allow potato to cool slightly. Eat as a finger food, dipping in your favorite hot dog condiments (mustard is my favorite).

  2. There is a real skin disease that turns skin blue. There is a documented case of a family with the blue gene in kentucky.

    http://www.rootsweb.com/~kyperry3/Blue_Fugates_Troublesome_Creek.html

  3. Cosplay is very popular in Japan and US. Very ghey hobby. Grown people dress as anime and manga characters, meet and mingle together for the sole reason of dressing up as their favorite cartoon. Google “cosplay”. Dumbest thing in the world.

    • You know,
      football
      baseball
      hockey
      fishing
      golf
      war
      fake cowboys
      presidentin’
      all involve dressing up and are really gay because there are no girls,
      just guys

      you see a lot of girls in cosplay. the boys dress up for the chicks

      http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8933/train2fs4.jpg

  4. It is fake, it is blue paint. And the ears are fake as well. The “cloths” are human made and so are the cutlass. I do not think that the elf would have acted aggresively, I think it would rather run away and hide then to pose for a few more shots.

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