Russian IT Calendar Styled to Soviet Posters

This is a calendar published in Russia.

It was styled to old style Soviet posters but with IT thematic.

Also a poetic slogans are added to each image styled to Soviet era drive poetry.
 

russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“I don’t visit any more rally!
Now the webcam is my ally!”

This thing on the table is “Samovar”. It was a traditional Russian water boiler for making a tea.

russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“You’ll get a full house
If you’ll get yourself an optic mouse!”
russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“Tough guys are now not from Denver (Sever)
Tough guys now have a good server!”
russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“A Computer is like a kiddie
Provide him with some uninterrupted feeding!”
russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“Worked hard at night till an end whistle?
Don’t forget to get yourself a Vista!’

Note a Windows sign on the machine.

russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“Your connection is broke by an office-cleaner?
Get your self a wireless spinner!”
russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“Want to revenge to a neighbour dog?
By 1 kilowatt speakers from our shop!”

russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“Want to be in a progress stream?
Buy a printer and eat the cream!”

 

russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“International workers and Internet –
Those words have the common roots
Lenin and server is going to get
All the living goods!”

Lenin should be a Quake fan. There are 3 Quake logos on the picture.

russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“Want to join the race?
Get the best video card and see the grace!”

russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“Don’t go to the club at night!
Better get dvd and cd tonight!”

russian it calendar styled to soviet posters

“Stop wasting to the ladies your bucks!
Better get the printer and fax!”

 Probably if they could provide an English  translated version of this calendar they could get a much bigger market for it.

 

20 thoughts on “Russian IT Calendar Styled to Soviet Posters”

  1. I would translate “miting” as “meeting”, not “rally”. For example:

    At meetings I no longer fidget
    Through my webcam I now bridge it

    Also, “klaviatura” is very definitely “keyboard”, not “spinner”.

    Cheers,
    Leo

  2. I suspect that “North” (“Sever”, “Север”) is a brand of cigarettes, a little finer than typical proletarian “Belomor”.

    “Don’t show off your loosy “Camel”
    Tough guys today have a powerful server!”

  3. “Want to be in a progress stream?
    Buy a printer and eat the cream!”

    Translation is very bad. It should be.

    Want to be in stream of progress?
    Buy a printer for the interest

    I know it sounds better when it rhymes but when you translate it incorrectly it just doesnt make sense.

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  6. The reason a lot of rallies don’t work nowadays is because people have so many “virtual rallies” across the internet. Look at Facebook and all it’s groups that are presumabely intended to fight a good cause. They’re rubbish, pointless, nobody takes any notice of them. People just join a group and like to think it’s doing some good when it’s not. The first translation, about the webcam being the rally, is very true!

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