Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

This is a story of Choomuhzeek (Chumazik, means “dirty guy” in Russian), it was a true hit in 2005 across Russian part of Internet. Thousands of pictures appeared with him and populated all the forums, blogs and etc.

The “Choomuhzeekh” is not the front guy, but a guy on the background.

By the way, those guys they are not some kind of homeless people, they are workers of a coal mine, and the front guy is complaining that they don’t receive the salary in time.

And here goes the photoshoped variety of Choomuhzeekh:

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Chumazik is winning a million.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Chumazik with some tough hip-hop guys.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Chumazik’s driver’s license.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

I don’t know who is that.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Chumazik and Mr. Putin. The dialogue:
Friend of Chumazik: Vova (short for Vladimir Putin), where is the vodka?
Mr. Putin: Just a second, pal.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Chumazik as Uma.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Chumazik as you know who.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Chumazik as Russian road patrol policeman.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Chumazik as Hitler. Heil!

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Dances of Chumazik.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Crash. Boom. Chumazik.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Russian Policewomen and Chumazik, the hero.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

He is going to take over the USA in 2024.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Even Mr. Putin drinks beer, accompanied with Chumazik.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

If there were no election fraud, there might be good chances of such chronicles.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Corporate Chumaziks.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Well, where is vodka, Vova?

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

He is pretty old.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Britney loves Chumazik.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

The transcript: “In a mortal combat during WW2 Chumazik hit to death 10 Nazi soldiers”

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Just wait a second. Here he comes.

Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

Diet Chumazik.

That was a hero of Russian internet 2005, and there was another hero in 2006, the Medved (“The Bear”). I’ll post him a little bit later.

22 thoughts on “Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero”

  1. “If there were no election fraud, there might be good chances of such chronicles.”
    Do russian citizens know about latest US elections problems? If so, are mainstream media dealing about it or is it only an internet thing?

  2. “Do russian citizens know about latest US elections problems?”

    Yes, we do 😉 mainstream media really dealing about it

  3. Alt and Anonymous, диержыте nerves !

    I’ve seen the film with чумазик about a year ego. So I see he has an international glory, now. Regards.

  4. Laugh at the drunken dirty guy. Don’t listen to the coal miner’s complaints, don’t think about what he’s saying. Laugh at the dirty guy. Laugh at the dirty guy.

    PRAVDA is alive and well.

  5. Vi russkie samaya gnilaya natziya posle arabov, tak chto zakroyte svoy tuhliy rot i prodoljayte spivatsya poka ne peredohnite!
    USA forever!

    • Ты бы лучше вафелничек свой закрыл, а то тебе целку порвут и булки на части растащат ))))))))))

  6. TO Prorok How can you say so? Are you God? If you can say such dirty thing about nation? Your action is very base! Ty prosto nizok kak krysa spyatalsya u sebya v komnatke i chtoby udovletvorit sebya nichtozhnogo reshil oskorbit velikuyu nation. Ty hot videl nas? ili zhizn? ty prosto molokosos! Esli dat volyu nashemu narodu on raznes tvou zalkuyu stranu za sutki, tak cho zatktni svou pomoiku. Gomodril ushastyi

  7. the pictures are funny, but I (from Minnesota US) agree with the struggle of the working man and that the harder one works, the less he seems to be paid and appreciated … it is much the same here in the US with farmers and labor workers – the people who work the hardest in a corporation usually get paid the least wages … I am sure it’s worse in Russia but the same problem exists in every country — I hope things are better now in 2009 than they were in 1996 for these people

  8. Later, journalists tracked down Chumazik. He – not a drunkard, but the sick man, an invalid. Loss of coordination of movements, from this, he often falls when walking.

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