“Kabbalah” Vodka; With Christian Infants

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A short time ago the company “EZ Protocols” announced a start-up of vodka brand that is called “Kabbalah vodka – with Christian infants” – the newest quality benchmark on the super premium segment of the Russian market. The vodka is expected to have a distinguished wheat flavor. Special water, enriched in silver, gold and platinum ions along with neat and stylish design will bring anyone back to the best traditions of a ritual table. As a present, every bottle has a unique handmade infant inside, which is made of fortified glass.

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This drink is focused on strong and self-confident men from the higher orders that prefer authority to publicity and know for a certainty about the nature of power in Russia. An advertising campaign was launched with the distribution of nameless club cards and with clandestine presales at Internet-auctions. Just for a first day of sells, the vodka has managed to sell out more than 13,000 5-litre cases which is considered as an all-time record for brands of a given class.

A usual case of the vodka “Kabbalah” contains 10 bottles with different kinds of vodka in them and their selection is accidentally set along with 10 Kabbalah sefirot. The choice of a color of the bottle and the quotation from Torah written on the bottle backside are accidental as well.

Glass figurines are rarely repeated, not more than 3 times, and this feature most probably symbolize the three ways of Kabbalistic permuting of Torah’s texts. Considering the overall production, the figurines numbers must be huge. It has already led to creation of several vodka artworks private collections in Russia. Even a sort of black market has been borne that is renowned for selling glass infants. Phrase “glass kidnapping” is not a rare occurrence in the yellow press nowadays. Now, one can easily run across a new-made phrase in yellow press that has already become set, “glass kidnapping.”

In return to rumors and a sea of suits from many of human rights organizations the company “EZ Protocols” hastened to declare that no child has gotten hurt during production of the drink.

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    44 Responses to ““Kabbalah” Vodka; With Christian Infants”

    1. blah says:

      First.

      Also, great idea. Does it also taste good?

      • Anon says:

        Well one, satanism and Kabbalah are not the same thing being as Kabbalist reject the idea that satan even exists. And two, on a side note, i like how christians these days view the pentacle as a sign of satanism, when in fact early christians respected the pentacle and referred to it as the Blazing Star.
        Later yet still early Christians related the five points of the pentacle to the five wounds of Christ, and considered it a holy symbol.

    2. Conspiracy says:

      What’s wrong with this vodka?

      1. EZ Protocols is a reference to the Protocols of Zion
      2. The upside down star is a satanic pentagram with a circle.
      3. Satanism and Kabbalah are the same thing.
      4. Sacrificing newborns is a common theme in ritual abuse.
      5. “With Christian Infants” is a reference to St Simon of Trent, a Christian boy allegedly ritually murdered by Jews.

      • I agree with Conspiracy.
        This is NWO crap right here.

        This was not made by an ethnic Russian. It was made by a Jewish person from Russia.

        This is an insult to all Christians.

        Satanism/ Kabbalah one of the same.

      • Musa says:

        I bet that’s why The Christian Infant look like Russian Prime Minister Vladimir V. Putin!

        Seem like them jews always got to be causing trouble somewhere!

        • Jason says:

          The circled star was talked about not long ago on a past post.It is a symbol of the former Soviet Union also found on firearms-or it is satanic reflecting something from Motley Crue’s early days.The bottle is like others I saw in the gift shop of a Moscow airport.And it could cost 5,ooo rubles!The diamond vodka I bought was 3,500 rubles and the platinum vodka was 4,000 rubles,about $40.00 US.Back in 2007 I landed in the most expensive city on the planet and I quickly learned to budget my money well!

          • Conspiracy says:

            The soviet star is not upside down like the satanist star. The vodka design is purely satanic cleverly disguised as jewish.

            The infant looking like putin is propaganda on a subconscious level. The infant putin represents russia.

            1. In the first design russia is being ritually sacrificed for the NWO. A reference to communism, the purges, etc.

            2. In the second design russia is antisocial and giving the world the middle finger. A reference to Russia’s isolation and ‘bad guy’ status during soviet times.

            3. In the third design, russia is being shown as incompetent. The infant picks his nose and is unaware of anything. A reference to russia’s current state of government.

            • Jason says:

              Well then the vodka bottles are satanic and against the Russian Federation government-and they are sold in Russia?

              I question if Putin is represented in the bottles!Maybe someone can google it,I am not on the internet much.

          • nothing to do with the vodka BUT,the US dollar has never been 100 rubles. Either you’re real bad at math, or ur full of crap. in 2007 it was around the same as today give or take 3 rubles

        • Musa says:

          5tupid inbred white trash is worse!

    3. A gimmick bottle to sell over priced vodka, no doubt-it’s probably filled with Popov- Pop off the cork and start drinking.

    4. Oleg says:

      Seems like Syiah vodca

    5. Leo Petr says:

      Anti-Semitic joke is Anti-Semitic.

    6. Kirov says:

      Children will only get hurt after drinking this. Also women. 45.000 women p/yr are beaten to death by drunk husband/men!!!!!!

      • Kriov says:

        Wow fake kirov. you are such a retard.

        45,000 Women each year get killed by their husbands in Russia?

        Math failure FTW or pure and simple idiotism?

        I don’t know. Anyway your arguments are worthless so shut up and stop talking.

    7. Vlad Ţepeş says:

      It`s not real product. Selfmade fantasy.

    8. Musa says:

      In the last picture the infant look like Vladimir Putin.

    9. Taupey says:

      Hey, How’s it going?
      Are you going to arrest, torture and throw me into a filthy and foul smelling jail cell as well Moderator?

      And here I was under the impression your an advocate of Human Rights and Freedom of Speech!

      You could at least email me and tell me what I’ve done wrong.

      I promise I will actually check it!

      Something I don’t do often, I know.

      But like you say, exceptions can be made!

    10. Dr. Goebbels says:

      Taupey wins a free trip to Berlin Olympic Games - I will personally write a letter of recommendation to be sent to Heinrich ASAP. I am sure he will be able to send a bunch of 100% Aryans to fulfill all of her needs.
      Bravo!

      • Taupey says:

        Send the 100% Aryan Slaves through US State Department.

        Just tell them they’re for me.

        Very Well.

      • Musa says:

        100% Aryan Slaves are best floor scrubbers and toilet cleaners around!

        They also good for reaching top shelf in closet.

        We gonna give some away at Christmas time to our minority friends.

        We know they will enjoy watching the 100% Aryan Slaves down on their hands and knees cleaning toilet bowl!

    11. wodka says:

      I must have this, is there a website where this is sold?

    12. Kriov says:

      wodka, this is isn’t real. Just more moderators making up fantasy tales.

      I mean seriously dude, Kabbalah? Infants?

    13. David says:

      The Russians who came up with this were obviously drunk on Vodka when they came up with this. Sloshy sloppy drunks. Heard of the Ugly American? Now you have the Ugly Drunk Russian.

    14. AbuAmnon says:

      Who ever wrote this entry, had too much of the “stuff” on topic! ‘Rehab’ will not help in this case!

      • Pepper says:

        Hmmm, from the evidence, it appears to be the other way around. I think you have it backwards. BUT NO WAY AM I OR ANYONE I KNOW GOING TO FIGHT EACH OTHER.

        Identify your enemy, they are few and close in one place, Manhattan at the wall street brokerage houses, and that is who we will consider our treasonous enemy and kick them out of the country for good to never come back just like Iceland did and Argentina.

        Once gone we can reclaim everything including our gov from foreign control and interests.

    15. Stan says:

      This is just another piece of evidence showing how morally bankrupt Russia is. A bunch of drunken losers living too far north for their own good, getting depressed and drunk every winter (if not all year), hallucinating for centuries that their failure as a people is the fault of a bunch of Jews that don’t even live there anymore. I give you all another 50 years, while you’re all lying drunk and dying in the streets the Muslims will be building their new homes on your graves. And when you see what the Chechens and Uzbeks do to your country, you will wish you could get your Jews back.

    16. Remember the USS Liberty.
      Remember 9/11.

      The Jews love killing Americans and I will never forgive them.NEVER.

    17. Musa says:

      Kill All Paranoid Racist White Trash!
      Paranoid Racist White Trash love killing Americans and everyone else too!

      The World will not forget!

    18. Bremm says:

      These bottles are fake. Look at corks, they’re EQUAL.

    19. wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf
      this is all antisemitic.
      some people here also are antisemitic.
      and then they say the jews are paranoid…
      makes me sick, true or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    20. May Cry says:

      My god. If one god existed, it wouldn’t be disappointed, but sick of humanity.
      Well, first, this is vodka, a drink, so, can’t be taken seriously.
      Second, Kabbalah and Satanism are not the same thing. Both are crap, but different kind of crap.
      Third, Jewish conspiracy? Another crap. If they are conspiring, they are the worse, for as long as i see, they have been hammered by us Christians for something like what, two thousand years by now?
      Rich and wealthy people are what they are, no matter if Jewish, Christian or Muslim. They dont give a crap about religion, except when they are close to become like everybody else, a corpse. Meanwhile, they use weak and miserable fools, manipulating their frustrations and fears to lead us one against the others.
      Fourth, can anyone believe that drunks are really concerned about jewish or any kind of spirituality?
      The bottle is funny, and that’s it. If the drink is good, well, let us drink it. I hope appears around here anytime soon. I’ll buy it, if its not too expensive.

    21. Fake says:

      Fake! I mean, it’s just a design. Done by an artist. Not an actual product.

    22. miasaurusrex says:

      Hmmm, last time I checked, it was the Christians who were drinking blood and eating human flesh. Hypocrisy much? Damn, you’re just jealous that your standards are so much lower than ours. Meaning that we Jews tend to go to college, not end up on the streets smelling like piss and cheap beer. Oh you poor white trashies with your conspiracy theories. And Bremm is right, all the corks in the photos are the same.

    23. aaa says:

      Putin is projewish;)

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