The Sausage Admin

When Russian system administrators stay at night hacking their systems they might have an urge for some hot food, so the most fast way to get a hot sausage is to… plug it into the wall electric outlet. Just 219 volts of pure energy makes the sausage ready in a few seconds with the LED lamps indicating how is the process going. And yes, don’t do this at home, that’s not safe!
The Ratburger
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All these young Russian guys from St. Petersbburg wanted were just a couple of pizza slices and a hot dog. But it seems that they got there too late - someone was already eating their pizza. Probably this is when reality meets movies - real Ratatotuille came to play.
Those Potatoes, Give Yoda

Maybe some of you have seen that “Those Fries, Give Yoda” fast food ad. This is the Russian view on it:
