Russian Wooden Cellphone
If every country had it’s own type of cellphones, Russian ones could look like this. It could be made of wood - wood is cheap and is available everywhere in Russia, it has simple functions like call and bye, it would be made in Finland cause everyone in Russia knows good phones are made in Finland (like Nokia!) and one additional option is a must - a beer bottle opener from the backside of the phone - very handy!
via lobzik.pri.ee
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And that phone is made in finland
I doubt the actual electronics would be.
Ingenious. Thanks for the link to lobzik, its a great site and quite large. Hours of fun.
Does anyone know why that mooselike figure is there?
Great one with the handy - German for mobile phone xD
That mooselike figure is a reindeer, living in Lappland. Maybe that wooden phone is a souvenir from there or something…
Boring!
very funny.
Careful though or someone might apply a beer bottle to YOUR backside. These russians are crazy. That’s true, BTW, they are fucking nuts as a race.
very smart, very funny.
You are late in McDonnalds fat ass.
hei lordi what your ip address?
Those can be bought from any tourist shop in Helsinki and Lappland. They are ok, but still Nokia gets my votes.
These phones are souvenirs from Finland, and they have nothing to do with Russia, and it’s not a moose, it’s a reindeer, which is the national animal of finland..this site has definitely run out of any interesting things to pose.
A reindeer is NOT a national animal of Finland, yet a lot in use in marketing.
And the pictures were stoled from Estonian web-site
how do you press buttons or charge it;
You can charge it by rubbing it with a stick or alternatively it will run on charcoal, you need a woodpecker to press the buttons
This is not a viabrator Texas1.
If you are looking for one, visit this site
http://www.simplybedroom.co.uk/
thanks for calling comcast how may i help you; who here loves comcast?;
that is special dildo for Putin to use on his little 8 year old boyfriends
vladdy Put Put loves gay jailbait
He probable is dialing his wooden celly right now to call gay prostitues at G8 Summit
It OK though.
Putin gay pedophile is still better leader than retardate monkeybrain idiot Bush.
If he is gay, wouldn’t it be cool if came out and became the first gay president ever?
This is fucking stupid. And the comments on here are even worse.
Something like this, but functional would be so cool
Functional, but a lot more expensive:
http://www.mobiado.com/professional_EM.html
FUCKING RETARDS
Russian style “cellphone”: http://home.wxs.nl/~meuls003/gallery/r407.jpg
Russian cellphone morons? I thought it’s finland invention (skurwysyńskie popierdoleńce, chuj wam w dupe cwele)
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