Russian Northern Huts
These are traditional houses of Russian North-Eastern people. They say they become popular now around all the Russia as a budget way of owing your house instead of buying expensive apartments, so here and there you can meet such huts over the Russia.
And here you can see how them are being assembled:
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1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
United States has the same thing, only instead of tents we have trailers, and the people that live in them are called “white trash”. What are these hut-people called in Russia?
Those houses are very rare. Only mongol look alike people use them in South of East Siberia. They dont have any special name. Those people prefer to live in their traditional houses. Not just because they are cheap.
Many white hut peoples in Moscow. Because huts are mobile, I never get tired of living on the same street. I like it much more than my old flat. Now when I get drunk and need to pee, I can just open my door and go.
Fuck you!!!!
You are so uncouth. At least go behind some bushes.
Yurts are popular with hippies and you can also rent them in certain campgrounds. Sherif is an ignorant to compare people living in a yurt with some beer-guzzling NASCAR reject and their trailor.
White trash lol!
I have one of these. The acoustics are awesome. My DTS 7.1 surround sound systems sounds fantastic.
THATS WHAT I AM TALKIN ABOUT!!!
Yo slap a 40″ plasma tv and a hot tub and you will totally be pimpin!
Get one of those Russian Hummers to pull it and you will be popin bottles all over Siberia!
AFAIK this houses named jurt, yurta — nomad’s tent - these days are being used for funerals, etc. as a tradition… OR in the remote/high mountains pastures…
thanks for the info that is totally awesome that they still keep the tradition alive!
I wonna live in one of those huts with Sarah and Texas1.
Texas 1, Sarah, and Boris … Now that’s a menage a trois!
Hey, if you two can lay off the vodka and the gay sex for a few minutes, check out the Communist Manifesto set to classic American cartoons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1oGIffyVVk
I’m sure that Boris will like the cartoon because it features Bullwinkle (Boris Abramov).
Everyone knows that you are Bullwinkle. Anyway, what is Bullwinkle? Which one in the cartoon is he?
Bullwinkle is the cartoon moose seen at 5′19″ into the cartoon
Puuuleezzz! I’ll be like king tut and stock mine full of naked Russian girls. You two can stop over for a few brews though.
I do girls as well you know! I only like Sarah because he looks like a girl
Do you look like a Girl?
No, I look like a man. Do you have a sister that likes the sexy time?
Texas1, just because it’s acceptable in your family, doesn’t make it acceptable in mine. Speaking of sexy time, how is that sheep doing?
The sheep should be giving birth to your child any day now. I hope you will be a responsible father.
Will your sister join my Russian herum?
I don’t have a sister. Will my brother do?
Even with a strap-on vagina, I’m afraid he won’t do.
Stop making it look like I am Bullwinkle by answering for me. Everyone knows that you are Bullwinkle!
Yurt is the origin of the English word ‘horde’. As the Mongols moved into Western Europe from the East, the West Europeans were terrified of the sweeping success of the Mongol warriors. Since the Yurts were a symbol of the army moving forward, the Westerners referred to the approaching Yurt which in their minds became the Horde.
It’s too bad Cheetahs may become extinct because of the opulants that kept them as pets and forced inbreeding upon them.
No, that’s because cheetahs have gone through severe population bottleneck. Look it up.
…incidentally, house cats are not about to go extinct, are they?
Yes, I know all about the population bottle-neck. It was caused by opulants that kept cheetahs as pets and hunting animals. Now, members of their species are so genetically similiar that one could take a skin graft from a one cheetah and apply it to another with no rejection whatsoever. Try that with a housecat.
What kind of plumbing facilities do these have?
You shit in the hole in the ground, and wash your hands in the snow. How is that for you? Remind you of Home? Shit, - it doesn’t often snow in Texas does it?
This sounds more like Afghanistan style housing.
Texas? I live in England.
Enland is creepy.
Texas1, you are about as English as George Bush is intelligent. lol
I like these little things and they look extremely cheap and easy to build.
I wonder if anyone has considered starting a project to house the homeless in these things?
actually these “huts on wheels” your talking about originated during the Qin Empire in China many many years ago…
Nothing wrong living in a yurt. Not to far from where I live there is an acreage with a yurt residence. As building costs and real estate became prohibitive, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a yurt community in Canada.
“Yurt community”? I think you spelled “trailer park” wrong.
Yes! Cynical Bastard has come back for the attack!
Learn to read: he said “in Canada”. As far as i know, trailer parks are way more common in the US. I guess the great canadian weather has something to do about it.
So… are you implying that conspicuous absence of trailer parks in Canada is explained by weather and NOT by the shortage of potential trailer park trash?
Hey there! In Madrid we have the same problem, the houses are too expensive…..this yurtas are very nice, look at the inside paintings of the door.
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I remember reading in a college anthropology class many years ago that cultures with round houses also have a higher incidence of insanity. This same thing holds true for people who lived in round houses in the West or worked in a facility that had round walls. I do not know if this was ever disproven.
In Russia one must also take into account all of the inbreeding.
In Russia? Come on now, you know a well as I do “Inbreeding” is all the rage in rural south, especially Texas - you should know!
Just look at Jerry Lee Lewis, he married his 14 year old cousin (Which was legal throughout the southern states). Texans and southerners not in the media spolight behave even worse.
Heh. This whole thing reminds me of a classic (ancient) Russian joke:
A Russian businessman hires an architect and says:
- Look, I want a new house designed, and I want every room in that house to be round.
Architect replies:
- Sure, but could you tell me what for?
- Yeah, my mother-in-law keeps saying: “When you’re done building your house, maybe you’ll find a corner for me there, too.”
Then again (changing the subject), in order to lose your mind, you have to have it to start with, a very non-obvious proposition in case of the “new Russians”…
Come on, I’ve seen those photos already, and its Mongolia, not even ex-USSR!
No, yurt is actually very common in Central Asia, including Kazakhstan.
cozy!
In Soviet Russia, hut builds you! I don’t understand why housing costs so much in Russia. Shithole place is still a shithole place. I mean, if you have that much money to blow, wouldn’t it be better to just leave the country?
Well, maybe if you were to leave this this country, you woul’d not have so much money
you would have more money if you stopped drinking, comrade!
I don’t drink, I have enough money and I’m certainly not a comrade lol
are you a new breed of counter-culture Russian? Like those hippies who don’t eat meat?
YES
go to Estonia you fake Russian.
Ok
But make shure they don’t put me in a gas chamber or burn me alive. It funny how they brought all the Soviet “criminals” to “justice” but havn’t brought “ONE” Nazi criminal before the law.
What are you talking about? The biggest Soviet criminal is the president. HEIL PUTIN! Boris, you would sell your mother out to Putin wouldn’t you? You little Hitler Youth.
Oh I know why, becuse all the remaining nazis are now in Estonian governmemt. Why should they prosecute one of their own? BTW, my grandfather and pleny other Jewish friends who he knew, were killed in the gas chambers similer to those that Estonian “freedom fighters” helped to build for Nazi Germany.
You think you’ve done Jewish comunity a great favor for allowing the First ever synagogue to be build after the Holocaust? - YOU HAVE NOT! Jewish comunity will NEVER forget all the atrocities committed by Estonia, until the perpetrators are brought to justice and there will be a public apology from the Estonian government!
Go night my Nazi friend, have nice dreams..
I live in Moscow already for 26 years, and I have never seen houses like these, thou russia is very big and I think they can be met in eastern provinces.
Boris Abramov said he has one in Moscow.
Boris’ teepee is tie-dyed into psychedelic colors. It also has a vodka stream flowing next to it.
Better vodka than piss.
They look to me very simular to Mongolian ones, and mongolia is not Russia. Mongolian people build that houses not because of expences, but it’s their native way of living. I mean, they like to move across steppe (big fields) so they need houses they can easily take with them.
They like to cook on big rock too with big meat things.
Yo Mongolian Barbique in Detroit is THE BEST!
lol
Those are NOT huts. They are yurts. Yurts are were used in Kazakhstan by the nomadic peoples therein. They are also found in Mongolia and are known as gers.
Yerts are awesome! I would like to live in a yert!
Not to change the subject off of personal insults and vendettas, but do these people ever roll up their houses and put them in a washing machine?
due to the constant presence of vodka inside and near the huts, no cleaning is necessary. the fumes act as a sterilizing agent.
Thats cool looking, if they throw in that anchient looking art style, yan live in it and feel the anchient history in what u r doing
trailor parks in america is just ugly poverty
don’t badmouth america, you ignorant liberal. why don’t you and boris go join some estonian hippie commune. my trailor has directv and 3 easily accessible gunracks just in case i see my pinko steppin’ on my property. THE SOUTH HAS ARISEN!
Now that yo has arisen, yo mama says yo supposed to take out the trash.
culture in russia
cheap money walmart in USA
culture? Shut up you stupid idiot. The only thing that russia has superior to America is “culture”. And even then the ruskies suck at it. If they had culture than they wouldn’t live in modern buildings or dress in modern clothing that is all the influence of the western(american) way. Culture exists nowhere other than third world nations but that is one of the reasons as to why they stay impoverished. The reason why Russia is poor because the people are idiots and drunks.
Culture? *snort* Russia has produced long and boring books for people to read while they’re stuck inside for 6 months out of the year cause of the cold. Russians are generally depressed people which causes them to drink copious amounts. Not to mention that reign under numerous dictators left them with fucked up capitalistic and hedonistic mentalities that it’s now extremely fashionable to keep up w/out do the Abramovs. Other than that, the only good thing Russian inspired are Spies Like Us and that movie where Gov. of California played a Russian KGB.
Ha ha, what a dumb monkey. Hey, don’t forget to vote for Bush again
Fuck Bush. I hope Cheney runs for President. I’ll rig those voting machines myself if I have to!
Dream on Schiklgruber. Cheney can’t run again because he has alredy served two terms as President.
Good thing there is no rules on Vice Presidency. I hope McCain wins this one and sends Obama packing back to boarding school. Cheney can run the country again through McCain. Why do you hate America, John from Kansas? Don’t you love God? God loves you.
Cheney is President, and I have no doubt that Cheney would run the country through McCain. I have no problem with America, only the phony patriots who are destroying us with greed and coruption. God feels the same way.
Ahem… I think this is called “sarcasm”. Look it up in that book called “dikshunaree”.
…that is also why Hillary couldn’t run in 2000…
You’re the smartest one here, cynical bastard. i love these crazies but somtimes they’re so one-track minded.
America despises Bush and Cheney and the repiglican party has commited political suicide by having Bush as its head honcho
Democrats will win hands down, which Democrat is the question
What are you snorting?
Isn’t russia like good in math and shit?
Many Russians are good at math because it is much more advanced in russians schools. Not sure about shit through
Russians are awesome at math until they reach drinking age. Thats when they start to become awesome at shit.
RedWhite&Blue, don’t you have some homework, zits to pop, or a busy street to play in?
Unfortunately, no. Believe it or not, I graduated college and am studying for the CFA exams. I’m part of the Great American Multi-National task force poised to take part in the greatness of globalization. Go Team Bush! What about you? Shouldn’t you be hugging some trees?
So you are out of a job eh?
Why aren’t you in Bagdad?
I’m not out of a job. Silly. Actually, my firm was mentioned in the WSJ today. Lovell Stewart Halebian Funny thing those liberals at WSJ.
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2007/05/16/is-it-ok-for-lawyers-to-copy-complaints/
Apparently, we are bad.
damn liberals.
#2. I wouldn’t be in Baghdad because we can just get young kids who are easily manipulated into fighting for us. Nothing like a squeeze on oil to squeeze the economy! Let me tell, securities/commodities manipulation, even after lawsuits, still pays! Look at US judges and their conservative rulings. Unfortunately, I am on the plaintiffs side.
That’s great. When are you taking on the Cheney-Bush crowd?
You might become unemployed if Lovell Stewart discovers you have been hanging out at goatse.cz
you’re right. I shouldn’t be visiting your website so frequently.
That’s ok. Just don’t let it happen again.
John, nobody wants you or your dumb ass comments here. Please leave and don’t return!
leave, John. Nobody likes sheep-raping nazis.
See below, then get back on topic. Since you were obviously not paying attention, the topic is yurts.
Well I just want to say that I honoured that you have asked me to leave. It’s so uplifting to know that you care. But I have to decline your generous offer. I know it will be difficult for you at times, but do your best. The Russophobes are depending on you.
Cheney can’t run again because he has alredy served two terms as President. Dream on Schiklgruber.
Hey, John from Kansas… DUCK
Out of season.
tie-dye shirts are out of season, hippie. why don’t you go take a shower and get a haircut? shit, i’ll even pay for it.
OK. Haircuts run over $1,000.00 around here.
Red White & Blue is probably in jail. He definitely didn’t go to college.
But you just said “…I graduated college and am studying for the CFA exams”.
shut up, texas1. i think someone is touching the trim on your pickup truck. I think it’s one of your kin. make sure you rape him away from the shed. the cody clan got awful mad from all that hooping and hollering last night.
You are talking to yourself again.
I wouldn’t slam myself. I’m not RedWhite&Blue. RedWhite&Blue is a neo-Nazi wannabe.
Wannabe? Sounds very convincing to me.
how am i a nazi? i’m not even white.
You are a bit silly, aren’t you?
Just shows how pathetic Texas1 realy is. Mind you, I’m not surprised he has conversations with himself. He hasn’t got a job, girlfriend and incedentally life, all he has is his trailer with internet access, so that he could spend every day speaking to himself. I know, we would all feel sorry for him, only if he wasn’t a sick racist as well as smelly trailer trash!
We don’t mind a dumb redneck on this site, its funny we could all lough at him, however no one wants to hear your anti-Semitic and racist sentiments. No one likes you Texas1, go away!!
go away, texas1!!! leave your trailer and american jeans behind though!
Yo I gragitated last month!
Wit a degree in PIMPIN!
FO SHO!
EAST SIDE D-TOWN BOYEAH!!!
Man…. this isn’t “Texan Russia” it English Russia. Whats with all this white trash on this site? Oh, now I get, this is Texas1 again. Ha ha - that guy is truly pathetic.
No I can tell you for sure that I am not texas1.
Strait up East side Detroit born and raised!
White trash?
NOPE
Strait up D-town!
yall just playa hatin
.. nigger ;
How is Detroit these days?
strait up FUKD UP AND GHETTO!
Please don’t ever go there.
But you are there. Aren’t you?
Very unique and efficient dwellings.
Hahaha. I’m not texas1.
…hahahaha…
It’s the truth John (shit for brains).
Plug the post times into SPSS and test the mean login times for redwhite&blue and me. You will see that he is not me.
…hahaha…hahaha…
You are the analyst. Since you are going to be hanging around here all day,run the program yourself(s). It is a beautiful day here so I will check back later.
It’s a beautiful day~ John from Kansas is gonna rape him some sheep.
texas1… I vil grush ju, ju puny american.
You are all washed up, so bring it on girly man.
hahaha. actually, i posted as Dolph Lundgren!
i come in peace.
and you go in pieces!
great movie.
OMG! *_* Very COOL and nice *_* My fathers have and caravan but I hate it, I prefer my little camp tend *_* Is the best!
Where is my beautiful Sarah?
here i am, sweetheart!
I missed you babe
What shall we do tonight?
Where is your sister? Is she ready for the sexy time?
I don’t have a sister. Texas1 did you realy make these awful comments about the Holocaust?
omg. I can’t stop laughing at what is being written on this forum. texas1 and I are totally different people. I think it is hilarious that people think we are the same.
Boris, you didn’t answer texas1’s question though… Is she ready for the sexy time???
Boris: This is Sarah. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Russia.
Boris really, for a Jew you seem to be a bit naive. Just look at the time sequence, language and the general objective of the comments made by Bullwinkle and redwhite&blue. Texas1 IS Bullwinkle and redwhite&blue.
He used these names to express his true HATEFUL RACIST opinions! If I were Jewish, I would be truly offended.
Washington, sheep would give you kudos for making that assumption. Unfortunately, that’s how you stupid liberals are though… trying to piece grandoise conspiracies together without having any hard evidence. If you want to prove anything, have some evidence to back it up first. Hell, I could be you for all people know. Too bad you are too stupid and unable to differentiate from sarcasm. I feel really bad for you. Maybe you and John from Kansas should take a hike. Go eat some Ben & Jerrys.
The proof is in your comments. Would you care for some crow?
I am offended. And it just proves that my preconseptions about Texas1 and rednecks in general were right. I guess I was a bit naive..
Boris, I am offended that you don’t believe me. C’mon, does this person even write like me? You should know my writing style by now. Also, I think this person posted a few weeks back in a post section and I told him to get lost then. Usually, I don’t attack anyone without first being attacked. In addition, I’ve always included enough absurdities that a normal could not possibly take my comments seriously.
Anyway, I have suggested to methods to show that this person isn’t me. So either provide some proof that it is me or stop blaming me.
No! I would never make such comments. You run this site. Look at the IP’s and do a trace. My guess is that they aren’t even from Texas.
чё бля,всё срётесь дебилы?а не проще ли поставить в игнор пиндосов и базарит чиста между собой и на русском?вы ведь на ебланов похожи.
well .. i cant i dont speak russian & so doesnt texas1 & most of us; by the way texas1 does look like eblan!!
?What is eblan and how do you know what I look like?
Your picture maybe?
Nobody likes you or your comments. Get a life.
But everyone likes yours? Get real.
People like my comments more than they like yours. You bore the hell out of people.
I’ve been reading this site everyday for about a month now and I love the interaction between Boris and texas1. I decided to make my grand entrance by posting yesterday. So far, the operation has been a success. Nothing beats pissing off the ruskies and dumbass hippies with sarcasm.
Yo keep them comments commin Texas1.
Nothin but love fo ya from tha D!
Why must people argue? Many have never travelled outside of their nation or are familiar with the people. And frankly the Russians suck. Living there is worse than living in Mexico and while most countries do some progress on the HDI, Russia on the other hand, and under Putin, keep falling and falling.
No culture, no good people=Russia
If you argue for Russia than you really are an idiot and are defending a [i]bear running out of time[/i].
You sound like a rally naive little boy who watched far too much Fox news. You have never been in Russia, have you?
Ok, why does Russia under Putin keeps “Falling and Falling”?
As far as I’m concerned the avarage salary keeps on increasing and increasing, GDP per capital has increased dramatically form the Yeltsin years, foreign investments are increasing every day, russians are much happier under Putin then they ever were under Yeltsin, mafia and corruption of the 90’s haS virtually disappeared, Russians are enjoying foreign holidays, foreign cars, fashion, etc, russian people can start up enterprises without the fear of the mafia and the need to pay protection rackets. Also, if you have some initial capital there are great undiscovered business opportunities.
Honestly man, if you go to Moscow or St.Petersburg you will see the bigest amount of luxury cars, apartments, designer shops you ever seen in any city of the world. Modern russia is not about Putin of fake western democracy, it’s about MONEY MONEY AND MORE MONEY! If you have a brain in moderen russia, you will go very far, and that’s what I like about this unique country.
I suggest, you finish school, ask your dad for some money and go see what russia is realy like, and speak to some people before making totally groundless and childish comments.
Don’t forget to finish your homework - its bedtime soon!
And take out the trash!
omg your stupidity is amazing. Man you are such an idiot. Moscow holds 90% percent of the country’s wealth, i sure hope some of the people have money there. And shut up will ya? I have been to more places than you could ever imagine. Russia is the same as the US, as is mostly every capitalist nation. If you have a “brain” than you too will go very far. But of course you don’t. so you haven’t gone anywhere and neither would you in Russia.
you must be texas1.
I think it is Borris/Pacific NW/John from Kansas and FAO. He couldn’t find anything new and interesting to post so he decided to create this drama.
No drama ‘ere m8, just holding you accountable for your own comments.
Everyone on here hates you John. Why don’t you do us all a favor and slit your wrists.
Hey man, take it easy. Have a shot of vodka and get some rest.
Who is everyone - you, you and you?
I’m not Boris, fuck-tard.
Please dont forget distribute my photo http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tmp2080an0.jpg
you motherfucker. i can’t believe i clicked on that link!! i didn’t want to see a candid shot of John from Kansas!
You can distribute your photo tomorrow. You are tired and need some rest. Have you poured that shot yet?
John, quit having sex with sheep!
They are probably Yakut Turks of Sakha Republic, North-East Russia… These yurts were so common. Many Central Asiatic nomad nations (Turks, Mongolians and others) used them in past…
You are totally wrong here. These pictures are taken in the capital city of Mongolia, Ulaanbaatar.
Russian huts?? Who the hell provides all this information??
Those are typical mongolian huts, used by most asian countries. I mean even look a the picture, they all look asian! God I hate this website..
eeeeey!!!!!!!! you must be kidding! its not russian at all. its mongolian “ger”!!!
What are you talking about? The holocaust never happened. Don’t you read any Aryan newspapers? I’m sure you would know since you live in Russia. There are tons of neo-nazis there. Who are you preaching to btw? If memory serves me correctly, I haven’t said anything racist. Btw, Orthodox Jews have their fingers deep into Nazi Putins pockets. I suggest reading this weeks NYTimes article on it. In Soviet Russia, apology comes from you!
Your jewish and in Russia? I thought they all came to America? Just about all the russians that I know here are jewish.
Please post link (once will be enough thank you).
What? - “The holocaust never happened” ? If you think that, then you must be Estonian Nazi! DENYING THE HOLOCAUST IS A CRIME!!
I have nothing more to say to you. I can’t believe I’ve wasted my time on such an idiot.
Redwhite&blue/Texas1 your sister has her legs wide open, go attend to her before she chooses her other brother over you. Hurry! Hurry!
Here is the link, John from Kansas.
http://goatse.cz/
That says a lot about you. Do you love God?
That’s why he frequently changes his name.
Are you saying there is no Jews in Russia? Now you are being just silly.
I realy hope he is not Texas1. I honestly expect more from him.
there are Jews in Russia. However, a lot of them left for Israel after the Cold War. I see a lot of them immigrating to the US as well.
don’t compare me with texas1. he’s a liberal.
I’m not liberal or conservative.
You must be Texas1. Only a dumb uneducated redneck could make such stupid yet offensive statement.
Don’t take any notice of this idiot, we certainly do not. People like Texas1 are rejects of society, or you can just call them “Trailer Trash”.
these ruskies think we’re the same people.
It’s funny how small is the interval between Texas1 and “redwhite&blue” when he makes a comment. You dumb fucking moron, at least make it look like “redwhite&blue” is not you, by giving it some time before replying to your own comments. You made the same mistake with “Bullwinkle”, and now everyone knows that Bullwinkle IS YOU, because you are too fucking dumb!
Just to clarify for people who might be a bit slow or from Texas: Bullwinkle, redwhite&blue are TEXAS1!!!
No! I refuse to believe! I cannot believe that Texas1 could have so much hate towards Jewish people. Texas1, please tell me - you didn’t make these awful comments.
Boris! I assure you that texas1 and I are not the same. Have faith, buddy! Let’s not start another cold war! I am not an anti-semite or a racist (don’t know about texas1 tho) I don’t know how anyone got that idea. Please don’t sully my good reputation by saying that I am texas1!!! God Bless!
YEEEHAWWWWW
Lets hope american people will be smarter this time. Just a tip; - keep redncks as far as possible form the ballot papers.
Unlike Soviet Russia, we allow all citizens the equal opportunity to vote in the US.
People like you should be in prison for Hate crimes and denying the Holocast. No wonder they keep people like you in Texas, as far away from civilised population as possible.
But you said you would rig the voting machines to favor the facists. How is that allowing all citizens the equal opportunity to vote?
Whaaaaaaat?
Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.
I don’t even live in TX. If I did I would have a name like texas1. I was being sarcastic about the holocaust. I’m not dat unedumacated.
No you not “unedumacated” you are just uneducated. Boris do not don’t steep to his level, he belongs in the zoo.
You’re exactly right, Washington. I am ignorant because of the way I was raised. If I was in a more diverse environment, I would not have turned out this way. Unfortunately for you, I was raised in a zoo. My parents were monkeys.
I know and it is pissing me off because they are so stupid!
are you all stupid? how many times to i have to say, “SARCASM”. Jesus H. Christ, you guys are dumber than birds flying in a shit storm. I’m beginning to think John from Kansas and Washington are either the same people or brothers.
You have defined yourself rather well. What you believe to be sophisticated humor is just sneering, caustic remarks.
No, you are pissed off because you are exposed.