Electrical Adapter for Suicide
Russian design studio “Artlebedev” started production of a strange device.
This device can be plugged in any wall outlet as an adapter for your two fingers in order to get new experience with electricity or if to stay plugged longer for some suicide alternatives.
Also adapters for USA and Europe available.
In case you want to get this experience in a group a special outlet-multiplier can be supplied as an option.
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Happy 1st april fools!
Please, sell as much as possible in Texas!!!
Who knows, Texas1 and Cynical Bustard might be tempted to finish off their miserable existence…
Who knows, Texas1 and Cynical Bustars migh be tempted to finish off thair miserable existence!!
actually, many people in texas would probably buy this haha
That’s what she said.
Shut the fuck up.
I think I’d prefer the shotgun-to-head method. Quicker and less painful.
haha good one abramov!
Actually, i wanna take one. Electricity heals hang-over very fast.
FAO, you really need to stop changing your name.
People are gonna lose track of who you are.
Sarah is the name I want him to be called Okkk???
Sure thing. Suits him actually; I think it sounds pretty. Especially for him.
For you special option electro-dildo killer
I don’t wanna kill myself. I just wanna feel fine after liters of vodka, that i drink every day.
I was hit with electricity from wall outlet a couple of times when I was a kid! Nothing happened to me.
You turned latent homosexual?
Maybe this should be marketed in the hair care section of some department stores as a way to transform hair instantly.
Great, another useless product made in Russia.
I miss the Soviet days when useful stuff was made, with low cost and high durability.
Actually this would only have a chance of working if you put 1 finger from each hand in it. Then it would route the current through your heart, and have a chance to stop it.
With just one hand its only going to hurt and maybe throw you.
ARTLEBEDEV is a famous design studio. THe most popular search page in russia http://www.yandex.ru is made by them
You can buy it from thinkgeek
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/lebedev.shtml
Try to order it and see what happens…
Get it now!!! A good replacement of execution on an electric chair. From Russia with love!
The idea is cool.
Needs some resistors inside to sell out, though.
nice joke, Artlebedev
Lebedev is a complete moron.
lol
pendejo comemierda en lugar de electrocutarte mamame la verga para que saques chispas hijo de tu puta madre pendejete mojon de mierda
Perfect gift
ok,
send me more information
Haha Bishop Brennan, what you really need is a good kick up your arse!
если тупорылым пиндосам дарить с рождения такую девайсину, но продолжительность жизни сократится до 10 лет максимум.
It won’t work. Sorry. To be electrocuted you need to have the electricity pass through your heart (or possibly another critical organ, but that would need more electricity).
In general electricity kills by stopping the heart, but it could also “cook” organs or tissue if in large enough amperage. Sticking your finger in an outlet probably won’t do it. You need to be sure the electricity goes through your heart and that’s hard to guarantee, because the path it takes depends on many factors including how water is distributed in the body, salt levels etc.
This plug you have each finger in a different side of the outlet. Electricity takes the path of least resistance so it will go in one finger and out the other. No good. Worst you can do is toast your fingers to a char, but I doubt you’d even do that with a standard electric outlet. If you do it long enough it might damage the tissue of the fingers enough to result in them needing to be amputated, (although it will probably blow a fuse or trip a breaker first, unless it’s a very powerful outlet.) Either way it won’t kill you.
The american version doesnt work. I put my fingers in for 5 minutes..and nothing happened….friggin 110v….I want my money back…
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