Atlantic Herring Is Going Wild
When you go travel to Russia and feel some hunger - you might want to buy some canned tuna or herring for your sandwich.
Beware. You can buy something like this. It was in canned “Atlantic Herring” dish.
Or also added just today, there is a Jesus face image appeared on the rock at Healing Spring in Russia:
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It is still alive !!!
In soviet Russia, Herring eats you!
1st of all I would be scared ****less if I saw that in a can. 2nd it’s not Soviet Russia anymore and not the Russian Federation. It’s name is just plainly Russia. Why do I make the distinction and make this into a big thing-I have no idea.
its a joke.
“In Soviet Russia…something opposite happens” is an old running joke in the geek community.
In Soviet Russia, the joke gets you!
No, it’s a bunch of people copying Yakov Smirnoff.
I know, the Wikipedia article mentions him as the originator for the joke. Doesn’t change the fact that it’s a running joke in the geek community.
shut up noob damn
First of all, get a sense of humor.
Holy Croc!!! There’s an alligator in that can. Someone should call Steve Irwin…oh wait Toooo Sooon.
But what is it ? Why didn’t the photographer take it out so we can look it in the eye ?
The photographer just put this bullshit in the can himself.
low quality fake :O
Not so fast. I had 2 cousins who worked at KFC and they actually deep fat fried a rat that was in the chicken box. Go figure. The problem with processing food is not the handlers (in essence) but more the demand put on them to keep up with quotas the company puts on them and this **** does slip through.
Melissa, did you go to Drake?
Looks like “Genna Crocodile” from “Chiburaska” cartoon. I guess there will be no more cartoons.
Ahhh …. so That’s why dental care in russia is so cheap.
Anybody who can read a little Russian will know it’s exactly what is printed on the can: “Chupacabra”
No more fish! Only McDonalds!
РЕБЯТ, тупо для своих - это чё этта, а?
Горбуша?
Модер, сотри это всё, кэш тупит…
ага пиЗДеЦ какой ТО о_0
Это рыба, а не то, что вы подумали.
http://www.pbase.com/pogopens/image/32562344
Not a fake, but salmon leftover heads canned by mistake.
Good call.
блядь, а достать из банки и сфотографировать нормально никак? руки кривые?
я вот сча от Барби ногу оторву, засуну в банку со шпротами и ор начну - “а!!!!!!!!!!! суки!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
и что?
короче - пиздеж и провокация…
Problem is that it is easily faked by adding those bits in after the can is open.
Mind, impressive set of teeth it has!
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http://www.madcomments.co.uk/
Oh that’s just crazy !
You know the photographer put that shit in the can himself. Funny, but fake.
:o)
-chron
Uh yeah, i agree that the thing depicted is mor elikely a fake. Looks good though.
that is so not real
but what is chupacabra btw?
Chupacabra is a fictional “monster” (like bigfoot or yeti) made popular by Art Bell (Coast-To-Coast).
Yo niggaz. Can you speak English please. This is the internet, not Russia.
Don’t be insolent.
@Yo niggaz
last time I checked niggaz isn’t english either
http://www.dictionary.com
Yes, this is INTERnet, not USnet nor UKnet… And the site is called englishrussia. Why only english? Why russian is not ok?
I decide. We all in the internet must speak hindi. Shut up all y’all with da english. It’s hindi time. (Besides, chinese will be more popular than english in the internet in few years. So better learn chinese too.)
uh the first guy is an inherent dumbass so shut up, secondly, no one knows how to speak Hindi, even in India the literacy rate like 50%. Also, niggaz can only be used by black people.
and michael richards
Why can “niggaz” only be used by black people? Because they are too stupid to realize that the word only means “lazy, uneducated” person and feel that it in some way only refers to them… Yeah I know, we call them that all the time, but that is only because they are lazy and uneducated…
And you wonder why you keep no one likes white people.
“Shut up all y’all with da english. It’s hindi time.”
ROFLMAO
HINDI TIME! break it down! *tabla solo*
You know, there IS some internet in Russia! Why not to speak Russian? Так ведь?
People on the internet can speak whatever language they want. It’s the internet, not North America.
Hillbilly moron.
Thanks idiot, your the reason the rest of the world hates us..go back to your mom’s basement and stfu
lol@smart guy using “your” for “you’re” whilst chastising someone for their English skills.
He used it properly moron… ‘you’re’ is a contraction of ‘you are’. ‘Your’ is posessive.
He used it correctly the second time but incorrectly the first. Bitch…
No. He was wrong. Definitely wrong.
He didn’t use it properly, moron. Read it again.
You got that right Friggin wigga kid!
and my comment was directed at “Yo niggaz” up there..
my comment was directed at “Yo niggaz” up there.. fyi
Actually “niggaz” is in the extended English language as defined by Urbandictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=niggaz
However, its use here suggests that the author of the comment is a child and not an adult. Therefore, we should ignore further comments by the child and get to the meat of the discussion.
The discussion is how Microslut as a corporation will do anything for money. They are evil and should be stopped.
-chron
Congratulations, you are citing a site that allows anybody with access to the internet to define a word. If I go on there and add qwertfhdsjk as a word, it doesn’t make it one in the extended english language.
it’s a dolphin’s jaw
It is actually quite possible for this to be legitimate, because if you look at the teeth they seem to be degraded from the cooking process. That is also why he probably didn’t remove it entirely from the can, because it would have fallen apart as he did so.
fish evolving into reptiles
In Soviet Russia, fish eats you!
P.S: Is it a coicindence that the anti-spam captcha was “kgb”?
So, did you eat it?
Yes, it’s common dish to antifriz and odecolone.
Damn, that looks like that chick I took home from the bar the other night. I was wondering what happened to her…
It appears to be a sea lamprey. Its a fish that will attach itself to the side of another chew a small hole and basically suck on it blood until the fish dies. Very nasty creature.
Hi!
I also like to know what I eat. What kind of animal is this?
It is definitely not a Lamprey. This is how the teeth of the (jawless and boneless) Lamprey look like: http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg
Furthermore, on one of the pics you can see parts of the spine.
A Dolphin it can’t be either as they have far smaller teeth which are placed really close together in the yaw and are enclosed in the yaw itself.
The teeth, yaw morphology and skin texture look like that of a shark. Another hint that it could be a shark is that the cuts in the nose reveal white cartilaginous flesh.
Sharks are known to pray on herring and they regularly get caught in fishermen nets.
The round shape of the teeth are not shark-like though, shark teeth are mostly triangular with a very pronounced texture to catch the prey and they have multiple rows of them…
Weird.
Whisky
So, it is CHUPACABRA! Fortunately, there are ninjas to kill chupacabras that swim in the sea. Unfortunately, Selma Hayek was taken for a chupacabra in disguise
this site’s comments were WAY funnier than any of the photos!
p.s. my anti-spam word was “vodka” - i no lie either
Lampreys do not have jaws. It’s a male salmon (during mating season) their jaws extend and grow large teeth in order to move around gravel and stones to make nests for spawning.
And dolphin jaw? really?
i was required to enter an anti-spam word to post a message. the word i had to type was “russian”. i no lie.
My anti-spam word was vodka! HAHA!
Yea , I agree with the other guy ” why didn’t they take it out of the can so we can get a good look at the adledged ” Herring” I come from Russo-german herritage and there was a lot of hearing eating going on at those big racus family get to gethers.
And not once did I see a herring with teeth . Why if that happeded at one of our festivities , for uncle Kostias would shoot the dam thing. Teeth Indeed
Yours Drully
Leyland Austrian Of Bay City
Maybe it is just a vampire herring!
After seeing the spam words posts. I just had to state what mine is:
“stalin”
As someone already mentioned earlier on, it’s the head of a salmon:
http://www.pbase.com/pogopens/image/32562344
Not a fake, but salmon leftover heads canned by mistake.
id almost say it looks somewhat like a small alligator or crocodile. the teeth look to big to be salmon. especially those front ones. to me, it looks like the crooked teeth and irregular flesh around the teeth could be from a reptile.
of course, i have no idea if alligators or crocs even live around russia.
Пиздец уроды
In Russia, we feed our kids with that fish. Beware!
HAHHAHAAH!! My anti-spam word is comrade!!!!!
First off, that shit is DISGUSTING!!! Second, I don’t ever, I mean ever want to fucking hear some liberal social commentary about how everybody hates Americans because some dumbass uses the word nigga! That shit is old and annoying. Get over yourself you pubescent child (look, I linked that for you, cause you’re probably illiterate)… ah-hem, EJ.
Peace
I think you’ll find he wasn’t suggesting that people hate Americans because of the word ‘nigga’ but because of comments like “Can you speak English please. It’s the internet, not Russia”. People have a right to speak whatever language they like, especially on the internet. It’s a worldwide network, not just an online USA, and dumb people not realising that is what pisses all the non-Americans off.
I think you’ll find he wasn’t suggesting that people hate Americans not because of the word ‘nigga’ but because of comments like “Can you speak English please. It’s the internet, not Russia”. People have a right to speak whatever language they like, especially on the internet. It’s a worldwide network, not just an online USA, and dumb people not realising that is what pisses all the non-Americans off.
A pubescent child? And I thought my username was an oxy moron. Seriously, the term is PREpubescent. And what has age got to do with the acknowledgement of America’s incompetence?
im with ya Rusky, and i aint even an american..
It looks like the snout of what we call a ‘Dogfish’ here near Puget Sound. A Dogfish is a crappy, small, ugly, mean shark that is commonly caught while bottom fishing for Flounder and Rock Cod.
fotozjop, nah
I’ve got a title for this. The Hunt for the Red Herring.
But…does it blend?
hahaha, is there anything on that show that doesn’t…?
hahaha, is there anything on that site that DOESN’T?
Fat american pigs with no brains you should come to mother Russia and lose your weight here. It is cheaper than going to fat farms. You are not going to eat this!!! Whatever it is. It looks like a baby alligator.
I don’t think that was Christ Jesus in that rock, I’m pretty sure it was George Washington himself. And that canned alligator is the scariest ass thing I’ve ever seen.
i think its the lochness monster
That ain’t jesus. It’s George Washington!
Looks like the snout of an alligator gar, or other gar fish, to me.
Compare here:
http://www.mosportsmen.com/fishing/gatorgar/mouthtwo.jpg
Y0U G07Z PWND S4CK5ZZ!! PH35R 73H 1337N3SS!! ZOMG N00BS!!
sweet, my spam word was “kgb” thats funny… anyways, yea thats nasty stuff whatever it is.
And get it right, the internet is for information and porn… with a few other exceptions… any language works, so dont make yourself look like a moron for asking for a different language.
wow i wasnt even gonna post a comment, then i saw that my anti spam word was soviet, and considering the whole, RUSSINS WANNA KILL AMERICANS thing, i just felt the need to let everyone no
and yes galatine, the internet IS for porn…..just look here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pn4kZyqVRU
link didnt seem to come through…..o well just go here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pn4kZyqVRU
C’mon, obviously it’s a herring caught in the Chernobyl area. Haven’t you seen those before? You should see their chickens…
The entire food-in-cans industry tried to prevent the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. from coming out, because it revealed where all the weird food came from. Now you know.
Oh yeah, btw, they also serve it to you when you take an Aeroflot plane.
Reminds me of my youth:
When I was a student in USSR, I bought a canned steamed meat once. But it was not the usual “tushenka”, then people’s favourite snack to vodka, but the cheapest kind (remember, I was a student), so called “zel’c” which I hadn’t tried before.
It was basically made of so called “subproducts”, and to me it seemed made basically of ground pieces of animal skin with some hair still in it. Nevertheless it was eatable and tasted even rather well for a hungry Soviet student.
But then I suddenly bit on something hard. It turned out to be a fang. I guess it was a fang of on of those poor pigs that had donated their body parts for my lunch. But it was too much even for a student, so I threw the yet half-full can down the garbage chute.
in is impossible that we see on these photos. it is provocation on Russia sea-industry. we can put everithing in open jar to do different photos and to say that it is right that you see. I eat fish and I have never seen nothing idintical.
It is provocation!!!!!!!
I thought the jesus/rock face looke more like Bill Maher.
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What is my captcha word
Looks fake
It is the missing half of my vagina
Looks good
YUM, delicious canned headcrabs…
puke on my shoes
Anybody notice the edge of the can? Do they not have can openers in Russia?
Actually any word in the world can be used by anybody. And last time i checked the word was nigger not niggaz so all the black people who think its meant towards them….get your head out of your ass. You can be any age sex or race and still be a nigger. Break the boundaries people its 2009 not 1809 ok.
What kind of animal is this?
I believe these are photos of the snouts of male Chum Salmon. The male Chum Salmon grow pretty hideous sets of teeth as they prepare to spawn, and they do so even while still out in the ocean.
Chum salmon are usually referred to as DOG SALMON in Alaska - and you can see why.
I’m not an ichthyologist, but this is what I believe them to be.
Somebody in a fish cannery was having a little fun. Yep - here’s a good match to the photo:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://image59.webshots.com/459/3/89/61/2145389610051575241cYcDpF_fs.jpg&imgrefurl=http://travel.webshots.com/photo/2145389610051575241cYcDpF&usg=__JqWeH_3SBzZH1a0A98kjSgYhpLI=&h=1728&w=2304&sz=552&hl=en&start=143&sig2=3DVw40eg-iyJSbi9aFJ5Nw&tbnid=qM_rshu3ZbA8aM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddog%2Bsalmon%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D21%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D126&ei=TTa8Soq-MJn6tAOu-7H7Aw
Like was said before, salmon jaw http://www.pbase.com/pogopens/image/32562344
If you look on the side of the can, it has salmon fillets anyway.