Secret Russian Plans

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According to this top secret Russian document, which was unclassified recently Soviet military engineers were planning complete removal of North American continent.

Translation of the document:

“KGB, Soviet Union. Top Secret. Moscow. February 26, 1973

This is a scheme of a assumed changes in geographical structure of Earth continents which may happen as a result of correction of gravity field of the Earth by the A-241/BIS device

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KGB General Chief
Andropov
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    63 Responses to “Secret Russian Plans”

    1. DooMKa says:

      Very interesting. Fotoshop or paintbrush?

      • Shurik says:

        Photochop… Paint leaves jpeg artifacts.
        Stamps look authentic, but the text is too clean and sharp… so IMHO its photoshopped.
        Its funny how they left Cuba “undamaged”

      • B6 says:

        Umm have you ever tried any other programs out there that might be better suited to making an outline such as this? I would bet this was made in Adobe Illustrator. Or at least you could find something more comparable to photoshop than microsoft paint. C’mon.

    2. [...] According to English Russia (fantastic site - visit it daily) a recently unclassified Soviet document dated February 1973 proposed the complete destruction and removal of the entire North American continent. [...]

    3. mac605 says:

      There’s half of Australia missing and no sign of New Zealand, so it’s fake. But still a nice try.

    4. meneame.net says:

      Planes secretos rusos…

      De acuerdo con este documento top secret ruso, que fue desclasificado recientemente por los ingenieros militares soviéticos, estaban planeando la completa desaparición de América del Norte….

    5. D says:

      “correction of gravity field of the Earth by the A-241/BIS device”

      Yeah, right.

    6. John says:

      XD Is this a joke or something?

    7. rb3m says:

      OMG! Earth would be flat and featureless except for some thick black lines!

    8. Nikolay says:

      There should be at least identity in text :)
      But funny.

      Unfortunately, this site losing its prestige with this kind of material.

      • Alex says:

        Was there any prestige as you put it to begin with?

      • B6 says:

        Obviously the creator of the content assumed that the majority of the population of the world would be able to Identify the major continents that we live on. Even though the map is still depicted in a very “western theme” with the “non-existent” North America on the left side and the “eastern continents” on the right.(but who is really to say where east and west begin) And even if your map switched the left from the right to emphasise your country you should still be able to Identify where you are from on someone elses maps even if they look different from our own. the same information is still there. It has just been moved around to fit it’s surroundings.

    9. Doug says:

      Austin Powers sucessfully stopped Dr Evil and Mini-me from implementing this plan.

    10. Publius says:

      Oh no! Without Jamaicans, who will all the young Russians pretend to be?

    11. Heh. With jokes like this, are you surprised everyone is wary of Russians these days?

    12. Sour Grapes says:

      Did I fall asleep and wake up on April 1? All the posts today are fakes. But I wouldn’t worry too much about “prestige”. Too many blogs are hoping for prestige when they should be working on entertainment. This one is always entertaining.

    13. Ryan Crierie says:

      Actually, I think this is real. There was a lot of weird things going on in the Cold War, like the CIA using Psychic Spies, etc. It does have the sense of a theoretical device; e.g. if we could theoretically control gravity, and alter the earth’s gravitational field, we could do this.

    14. Where do their put the land….in the black sea??

      its missing just like italy….:S:S

    15. Of course it’s fake. But KGB/GRU would have been more than happy to have that A-241/bis device. Even now.

    16. Helge says:

      Oh, my… Of course it’s a joke.
      There’s such a phenomenon In Russian Internet called “Photozhaba” (”Фотожаба”) similar to “photoshopping”. Someone proposes to others a picture or a photograph and then all participants using either Photoshop or other image editing software make a fake picture, visual joke.
      Thus the picture above is such a “photozhabbed” scan of a real document.

      I’ll try to find the link to exactly that “photozhaba”

    17. I am says:

      Mather fucking fake again . Secrets always secrets

    18. VF says:

      Very nice. But where is Italy? I always liked them. This device needs some tuning.

    19. knacker says:

      Well if you watch video of drunk Zhirinovsky in Iraq then if u know russian u can hear him telling about this sort of device and that US will go under water. It was in 2002 i think.

      • Zapoi says:

        Indeed! Now the question is: Was he so wasted that he talked complete bullshit, or was he so wasted that he gave away Russian military secrets?

    20. LEVON says:

      FAKE!!!!! I was working with some secret documents while I was in Army, This one is extremly poorly comented dumm generals would never figure waht is it about.

    21. eloij says:

      Grate plans allmoast makes me wish they where true.. what a good world it would be

    22. Ricardo says:

      I bet it was a joke between Soviet military brass or politicians, something like Ronald Reagan’s infamous “I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in five minutes” speech.

    23. Why do Russians hate Mexicans?

    24. Gozzi says:

      KUKARACHA !
      ebambo! its hrack mexicano buena!

    25. Texas1 says:

      If Russia had such a device it would have already been sold on the black market by the Russian mafia.

      • Remo says:

        You that ABSOLUTELY STUPID?
        Sillier I in a life did not hear anything!!!!!
        What mafia? We live in the civilized world!!!!
        And in America by the way the mafia has more!!!!

        And you Texas1 in general the moron!!!!!

        Kiss my back!!!!!

        (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) (_I _)

    26. I am says:

      Fucking bullshit

    27. Remo says:

      More silly on a planet more anybody is not present YOU!
      You it is simple MORONS!
      And you have still the right to joke of the most cultural and formed country?
      To spit to me on all of you!!!!
      At you even the history is not present!!!!

      Kiss my back!!!!

      (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) (_I _)

    28. Remo says:

      More silly on a planet more anybody is not present YOU!
      You it is simple MORONS!
      And you have still the right to joke of the most cultural and formed country?
      To spit to me on all of you!!!!
      At you even the history is not present!!!!

      Kiss my back!!!!

      (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) (_I _)

    29. Remo says:

      AMERICANS THE MOST STUPID РАССА ON THE PLANET!!!
      THEY DO NOT HAVE HISTORY!!!!
      AMERICA IS OCCUPIED БЕЖИНЦАМИ AND CRIMINALS!!!

      Kiss my back!!!!!

      (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) (_I _) I_)

    30. Romeo don’t balam all american people, most of them are just brainwashed and a little bit dumb!!! I mean - they would have to be to choose a president like “Bush”.

      However, rational minority still exists in the US, despite the state policy of dumbifing the nation!!

    31. Shannon says:

      http://novakeo.com/?p=806
      Sounds similar to what this guy is talking about, the missing tesla equations…….
      He even mentions that Russia was looking at tesla’s work.

    32. Shujy says:

      I can make one of these …

    33. Dimon says:

      Смейтесь смейтесь, на самом то деле никто вам не скажет что у нас есть )))

    34. Allan Siew says:

      How can it be top secrect when it is so easily revealed?…

    35. Gonsales says:

      Russians let’s do it! The World looks so beautiful on this picture!

    36. Crumb says:

      Found some footage of this device in action!
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQsZa8F1c

      LOL, Bye bye bush!

    37. Luis says:

      ah mira pinches rusos…también se querían llevar a méxico entre sus planes—-jajaja

    38. HOLY SHIT

      they’re planning to destroy half of australia too!

      this is such total bullshit

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