Buddy on Rails

Russian guy on rails at metro

Going to the subway last tuesday was problematic in St. Petersburg because trains got stuck at one station without any chance coming to others in time. The young buddy sitting on the rails was the cause. As officially declared this was thought to be a suicide attempt but rational thinkers from the platform started giving him advices that it’s more effective for him would be to grab the rails with his both hands, then he would easily be approached to his target with the means of high voltage shock causing his suffering heart to go out of scale.

Anyways he caused the subway schedule to be broken bad time so the police emerged and took him away.






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    27 Responses to “Buddy on Rails”

    1. Poobar says:

      Poor man lost his Chuppa Chupp lolly pop. It is necessary to distrupt metro to find lost candy.

    2. Russia - Poor People !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

    3. We do not have metro in Israel.

    4. Goten says:

      Whore attention

    5. castle says:

      i hate people who pull stunts like this, and in convince others in their flaunting of their suicide attempts. just kill yourself or move on, don’t waste my time. assholes.

      and don’t do it in public where it will become a big scene, get roped off, the police and ambulances will be tied up at it, then it will be cleaned up, all at tax payer expense.and i payed taxes, i would be even more angry at that. just off yourself with toaster in the tub, overdose on pills, or suck on the barrel of a shotgun.

      you fucking assholes, that’s why you’re depressed, it because nobody likes you because you all all bout yourself, only want attention towards you, and don’t care what you have to do to get it.

    6. meanbug says:

      oh, how i hate those kind of people- they think that only they have the problems.
      F…’en of emos!

    7. Taupey says:

      That’s Attention Whore!

    8. V says:

      the bastard made me late. also on the russian news they said a train broke down… lying wankers.

    9. Pacific NW says:

      There’s nothing funnier than beating someone half to death who’s urging another human being to kill themselves.

      • CZenda says:

        What else do you expect from Russians? Note the literally translated Russian curses appearing on this blog - “Go kill yourself”, “Shoot yourself”, “Die a painful death” etc.

        Looks to me like a drug abuse or psychiatric case.

        • Axr says:

          No cool to tell that to this poor depressed guy but i believe that the Russians who told that are also suicidals so they don’t really care of other persons life. Dead or alive: it is the same for them. Sad. If they were happy to live, they would have tell him:”hey man, come with me drink a beer, don’t be stupid…”.

    10. Axr says:

      Oh poor guy, he looks really depressed, i hope he will feel himself better soon and won t block the train any more :). These things happens everywhere but with the winter coming in Russia, a lot of people begin to be depressed and there is a peak of suicides in November: These people d better take vacations at this time and move to spain or brazil to re-load their batteries.

    11. ZeroDrop says:

      That guy is SUCH a loser that he even can’t suicide herself properly. I bet he never had the intent to really do suicide herself, since the beginning. He was needing attention, that’s all.

      If he was really into suicide, he had jumped in the beginning of the station, where the train comes in high speed and don’t have a chance to hit the brakes before hitting him.

      I’ve personally seen a suicide in metro before, a girl, and she jumped seconds just before the train, and at the beginning of the station. That poor girl was not joking, no one had a chance to stop her, neither the train to stop. When we realized that she jumped…. was too late. The train stopped after half of the whole train had passed over the girl.

      They had to evacuate the station so the train could move backwards and the body of her could be removed. Still today I have the ticket they returned me when we were asked to leave the station.

    12. Jill says:

      Interesting. Poor guy.

    13. LOL says:

      The guy should commit seppuku. It is more dignified than jumping in front of a train or throwing a toaster into your bath water.

    14. MetroMan says:

      Just another attention seeker who ran out of vodka!

    15. Kirov says:

      One thing is fact:
      English Russia article = Lie.

      The guy was probably sad or something. Feel at least some sympathy you retards.

      • ZeroDrop says:

        For sure. He’s sad indeed. That’s why he didn’t died. Because if he was REALLY into suicide, damn, to die is an easy thing. That’s attention that he needed. Maybe to appear on TV news.

        Feel sorry for him? No, I’m not. Many more deserves my sorry. He’s have good clothing, no big beard, doesn’t seem dirty. Doesn´t look like a homeless to me. Seems very far from “hopeless”. Just an egoistical guy causing trouble to hundreds of people. Many more in worst situation than him doesn’t do a stupid thing like this.

        If I was in there, I’d punch her out of the rails.

    16. norfolk_s3d says:

      Actually there was a delay in train schedule on tuesday not because
      of the wanker @ OP but due to one of the trains’ malfunction.

    17. friesia says:

      Lol, both rails have zero potential. The high voltage one is hidden under the platform.

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