Dude Where is my Harlem?

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Ah, the importation of cultural habits: Moscow kids mimicking American ‘thug life’.  While pretty amusing, and perhaps not even surprising, how come you never see kids in Harlem wearing kokoshniks and taking balalaikas with them to parties?






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    2:17 pm


    91 Responses to “Dude Where is my Harlem?”

    1. Gavril says:

      FIRST…? for real…

    2. Miss India says:

      OMG Russians are so poor they can’t afford their own hoods filled with poor lower-class foreigners. :(

    3. Vlad bkk says:

      omg i wish they didn’t
      i really do.

    4. Vlad Depesh says:

      Harlem? Author are you retarded? I can find you such guys all over Europe and even in Asia,nowadays.

    5. sojourner says:

      What a tragedy, what a tragedy….petty, filthy, American village ignorance exporting worldwide…even to Russia! The nation of Pushkin, Dostoyevsky, and Tchaikovsky…WHAT A TRAGEDY.

      When will the Russian people realize what they lost?

    6. Shawn says:

      Looks more like Brighton Beach than Harlem. FWIW, Balalaikas are indeed out of place with the Harlem Thugs, but AK-47’s are a hot commodity with them.

    7. void says:

      Those kids don’t have future

    8. Riggers… Russian niggers.

      True story: While teaching in St. Petersburg I had a student named Sergi. Nice kid and a good student, but he was seriously into the whole hip-hop, gangsta, bling bling lifestyle. What made it funny was that this kid was as white as a Siberian winter.

      He would bring me the lyrics from various rap songs and ask me to explain to him what they meant. Since I don’t speak nigger it was a difficult task.

      Happy to say he finally outgrew the whole silly thing and is now an engineering student in St. Petersburg.

      Russians. They just love copying others all the while insisting that everything Russian is good while anything ‘not Russian’ is not good.

      I love ‘em, but damn are they delusional…

    9. Matt says:

      It’s really quite interesting how you take take people from all different areas of the world, give them the same clothes, and they look exactly the same.

      In this case they look like retards, but my comments are still valid.

      My home town was full of kids like this. Silly boys should study more and pose about less.

    10. Musa says:

      Now look, the filthy Western Swine are infecting our Russian children leaving them emanciated, deformed and confused! Those Capitalist Bastards!

    11. LiraNuna says:

      So… Much… FAIL.

    12. Mike says:

      You’ve really showed you’re ignorance by trying to equate their dress with “Harlem thugs” who live in Harlem. You can go to any part of America, and find white people who dress like these kids do.

    13. perristalsis says:

      This is what you get when youth has no structured outlet like Scouting or even, perhaps the Young Pioneers.

      From Wiki:
      The Young Pioneers who excelled in academic study, work, sports or social activity were elected to the self-governing institutions, were sent as delegates to the Young Pioneers gatherings (including All-Union ones). The most notable were recognized in the organization’s Book of Honor. During World War II, many Young Pioneers fought against Nazis in partisan detachments, which existed near their homes on the territories occupied by Nazi Germany. Nearly 30,000 of them were awarded various orders and medals; 4 Young Pioneers became Heroes of the Soviet Union.

    14. Riley says:

      White Kids like that don’t get any respect in america.

    15. King Sasha says:

      I was born in the moscow ghetto fists like metal live a hard life shave with a knife tuffer than Schwarzenegger in Terminator!!

    16. Michael says:

      I’m going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.

      • Steve says:

        Let me know when you invent that device Michael so I can buy one from you! :)

      • John Dough says:

        I’m going to be richer than you MIKE, I’m going to invent a sick-device that allows me to stick my cock in some stupid Russian bitch’s mouth over the internet. I’m going to charge 50 Rubles to my Russian internet Sicko’s everytime one of them hornyfuk’s needs his nutsack drained. That means every internet PERV will probably spurge 5 to 10 times a day, times that by 1 billion internet PERVs’a day on the web equals a lot of fukn Rubles.

    17. Ms. Petrovna says:

      they look like idiots.

    18. sabot says:

      I notice that “The Shocker” still appears to be almost universal in its appeal to high school aged males. Nothing changes.

    19. wow.. if they think they are cool, they should shoot themselves. so much fail

    20. Igs says:

      What a bunch of posers: that’s what we call douchebags like that in the U.S.

    21. Taupey says:

      These Russian Children are having a serious identity crisis!

      It’s the adults who expect these children to act like adults and the parents who allow this behavior to continue uncheck who are the one’s who fail!

      I couldn’t agree with Perristalsis more! The adults in these childrens lives need to pay attention and get them involved in positive activites!

    22. Russian Bear says:

      It`s the influence of the stupid american culture.

    23. SSSR says:

      This is just another fad,teen rebelion!like long hair and rock shirts in the 70s and 80s!

    24. Mr. says:

      Pathetic.

      But it’s not only Russia’s problem.

      • SSSR says:

        Hey Mr.,This site changed its look last year so it does not explain everything on the surface.Click on the about button on top to see the info for this site. :)

    25. Nick says:

      Watch previous post, this is not what our grandfathers were dying for. Young useless nigger cocksuckers!

    26. Mike says:

      WIGGAS!!!
      … or Churk wiggas - CHIGGAZ!!!

      It’s got to be to punish the kids to buy them the knockoffs in the bazaar, where they take american dollars and give you chinese knockoffs.

      You can look at these guys and QUICKLY understand why people aren’t having enough babies in Russia - too many gay boys.

      Kruschev would be proud!

    27. w says:

      I got me some Fapes!

    28. Jerika says:

      I hope my brother in Russia does not get into this look,I see enough of this crap in Seattle!

    29. jason says:

      The Hip Hop ganster lifestyle should be stopped at all costs. It is contageous via peer pressure and either kills or causes brain death. Infected are usually condemned to a life of misery and poverty though they beleive that they are better than everyone else. Do all you can to stop this.

    30. Alex says:

      That last pic is a classic. Middle guy looks like he might be related to the banjo playing kid from Deliverance with some Forrest Gump thrown in for good measure. Guy on the right has an amazing beak. Guy on the left actually looks somewhat normal in comparison which isn’t saying much. Yikes!

    31. J says:

      Coz thos Amerikaan doods aer so kuul!

    32. A says:

      What’s so great about New York?

    33. Wow, certainly NOT anything to be proud of. You guys should be scared, very scared. For one, it’s a sign of your countries downfall, and so soon too.

      And what’s with all the “money” clothes?? Are they still proudly wearing those clothes even after the dollar’s down turn??

      I wish we could ship you ALL of OUR little thugs.

    34. mr india says:

      omy golly gosh, if only india had such nice clothes, we are so destitute!
      miss india, go make me a papadum, or I’ll throw acid.

    35. M says:

      This reminds me of Gogol Bordello and the movie Everything Is Illuminated.

    36. Chimara says:

      looks just like a bunch of suburban wiggers playing games, trying playing that game in Detroit, and we’ll see who’s really hard

    37. mdmadph says:

      We really should stop making fun of them — getting the youth in Russia to accept American culture is part of winning the war. The fact that you _don’t_ “see kids in Harlem wearing kokoshniks and taking balalaikas with them to parties” means that the US is winning.

      …or maybe China is willing, with the amount of ideogram tattoos I see in the States. Shit.

    38. damian says:

      poor mindless creatures

    39. Shurik says:

      They throw away thousand years of culture to act like this… idiots. I understand blacks in US have no culture, their past stripped from them, living in a 200 year old country - but these guys are fools.

    40. Lord Cunt says:

      The Neo-Nazi’s will sort this lot out.

    41. Lord Cunt says:

      Bunch of fucking bellend.

      The Neo-Nazi’s will sort this lot out.

    42. how bout we send all the fucking wiggers from america to russia and you send over your hott ass bitches??? Trade?

    43. deezee says:

      Russian WIGGERS (white …ers)
      they wouldn’t survive a day in Bronx in those idiotic clothes.

    44. mr six says:

      These kids look retarded. No offence to any americans but american is not something I would want people to mistake me for

    45. Jim-Bob says:

      It’s sad that my country continues to pollute the world with it’s garbage culture. Yes, I am an American, but more and more I do not recognize my own country. I wish Hollywood would slide into the sea, and take the cultural swill that they promulgate with them. Maybe then we could develop a useful culture instead of one consumed with mass commercialization. Then again, we are a country ruled by idiots with no real understanding of how the world works. How else would you explain the election of Obama and the rest of his socialist ilk? No, the US is doomed to fail. like all other great nations of the past, the failure will come from within due to the rank stupidity of it’s working class.

    46. Aunt B says:

      Well now don’t these young paruskas look darling ;)

    47. kissko says:

      mega lolz :D im rofling when I C pple like this :D

    48. tom says:

      Wait what? I’ve followed a link by some Fark dimwit that makes fun of some 10-16 year old kids? Things must be grim in the US if you need *that* for your ego.

    49. Andrei says:

      this shit makes me sick…when I was in russia over the summer (visiting my relatives, i saw shit like this all over the place…makes me sick.

    50. Old Man says:

      Any non-black that dresses like that in a black neighborhood in the US won’t just get beat, they’ll get gang raped and beat.

    51. Big Gangsta says:

      We will never die/\we just multiply\/

    52. Leon says:

      nasty mother fucking crackers-too bad russian skinheads beat the crap out of this wigers.

    53. chi says:

      c’mon, it’s pure southpark irl. like that episode with metrosexuals.
      Kids _need_ to mimic something and there’s russian mtv repeating over and over again “niggaz got bitches-bitches got niggras” to make kids consume those “trendy” turkish clothes just cuz’ turkish trash is monopolistic on the market now. we are all the same. What it’d be next? pioneers, un-formals, hippies, revolutionists, rappers, chavs, emos, shit-punks whatevereverever

    54. Wheezer says:

      I saw this linked on “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” - it is indeed sad to see that the Greico virus has permeated the globe…..

    55. JB says:

      If anyone knows of any country not over-run by Chav scum, please let me know. I want to live there.

    56. MJ says:

      but, hey!, maybe pants are comfortable…

    57. Mike says:

      Dont blame the West, its our idiot nigger culture that has infected Russia, not all of American culture. We are sorry anyhow for letting this happen, to ourselves and to you.

    58. BlueFalcon says:

      Glad to say that in the Southern US(where this BS started) white people wearing that shit are a dying breed, the only ones still trying to pull it off are the ones that grew up in the “hood” or the ones that have never been to the “hood” and they are going emo(which is just as bad). Don’t worry Russia, it won’t be long before your neck deep in guys wearing black eye liner and black everything or “Affliction” shirts and “Tapout” hats. The “thugs” will be replaced with just plain douche bags, you’re welcome world!

    59. Proud says:

      FUCK off racists im proud to be who i am

    60. BAU-BAU says:

      Fiecare natie cu COCALARII EI :)) :))

    61. Louis says:

      I verry much like boy praying with hands together. He looking like holy young man. He will set chums straight with path of god.

    62. justme says:

      critical time now, we are living in (bible prophecy), not the time to be so racist!

    63. ... says:

      Amerikkka has done a lot of damage to this world.

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