68 Russian Demotivators
Probably you know “demotivators”, those black background rectangles with a picture and a few words below it. They are being very popular later on Internet. In Russia they make them too.
We selected most cool from the latest, so meet 68 Russian Demotivators
First one, from above, reads:
Russia. Teaches real life from the early age.
Tired from your job? Go to the beach!
Out! Out, of my paradise!
Weight loss discussion. On women’s bulletin board.
Now it would finnish its nut and would come for you.
Russian construction. It’s senseless and merciless.
People! Don’t forget closing your portals to parallel worlds!
Children protection day. Best protection is attack.
Warcraft. I killed your youth.
Russia and Atomic Weapons.
The victim of unclickable links.
Soap operas. Keep watching them.
Conspiracy Theories. That’s paranoics’ tales!
One more generation, and this would over.
Ass checker is not happy.
You can’t score? Become an OMOH and revenge.
Capitalism. Anything you would like for your money.
Obey!
My mother told me, don’t appoint dates by Internet.
They say it’s better one time to see. But they didn’t explain how to live with this afterwards.
It’s important to believe in yourself.
F**k! Where is that shekel?
Innate reflex.
OMOH. We need it again.
We are Russians! Glory to Russia! And are you Russian, punk?
Luke! I am your father!
KAMAZutra
Can you dare American Special Forces?
THE SIGNALS. He is getting them.
Son, those were not shitake.
Russian fishing industries. Grows fast.
Idiot! You have a error in your source code!
I want one big mac, one cola and give me the phone to call Mr. Brown!
Ukrainian salary. It’s only good for jokes.
Hi Russian Slaves!
Evacuation scheme. During the fire you’ll behave exactly the same.
Moscow girls. Express their intellect.
Homosexuals. They also have rich inner world.
True?
“I am proud of Russia”
F**k people! Save cats!
Stalker 2: stale meats.
So… Where is my nuclear missiles control device?
Your life as short as this road. And you have so much plans for it as this car.
Russian Roads: A Powerful weapon against NATO.
Take care of your body. Your soul is immortal anyways.
Spread them and there would be no love.
Do you want to become free? Think twice while you still can.
Because of the crisis Kiev’s Zoo asked animals to find foods by themselves.
Better stay silent and look like a fool than to open your mouth and confirm this.
We are not occupants, we are tourists. And heroin we brought to our grandma.
Intelligent Breeding. Are you sure that the human race is the only stock-breeder on the Earth?
That’s Timur. He loves clubbing.
Anonymous. He can turn out to be even panda.
The dull troll. Very dull.
The death is near. Sports won’t help you to live longer.
Your days. Equally dull, equally same.
Your way. Can you follow it to the end?
The future is near. Look better and you’ll see it.
That’s how it’s going.
Insolence. Not just a habbit but a chance to eat.
Say “No!” to racism!.
Unwashed brains. Dull to be in the flock.
They didn’t pat him and he started killing.
Find five differences. Yes, yes I can’t find them too.
Soccer. The manliest game.
Drink! Die!
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First - wow these suck
FIRST! ROFLCOPTER! I HATE FAGS AND JEWS!
Somebody ban this fucking hebe troll.
I’m surprised you can think and type at the same time.
hey are a bit shit - some pics stolen from other blogs - plus many are offensive to almost everyone.
Apart from Ryan Giggs of The Red Filth being fucked. That is great!
A picture of the british police,maybe a protest in London!
Funny Russian humor. NOT.
“My mother told me, don’t appoint dates by Internet.”
*lmao*
So… where is my nuclear missles control device.
Looking at the original text it appears that “so, where is my nuclear suitcase?” would be a better translation.
Still funny though.
Doom 3 and Doom 4 are the Polish Kaczynski brothers that used to run the government thee. Not russian.
exactly!
The Obama one should be “Where are my Nuclear Wessels”?
But what is going on with the picture labeled “One more generation, and this would over” ? Should I assume it’s something racist, against e.g. Mongols or Chukchi?
It mean that after one more generation the lazy unmotivated and fatalistic bunch in front will be replaced by the hardworking, VERY motivated and optimistic people in the back.
You mean the’ll be replaced by lemmings.
I think I recognize the construction site on the background. It’s close to Uprising square in St.Petersburg. Some chinese company is erecting a hotel or smth there. Evidently, they hired their fellow compatriots to build it.
And yep, Kirov is 100% right saying what he said.
Haha niggers everywhere like cocroaches here in holland we have so many of them
Haha white ppl everywhere like cocroaches here in south africa we have so many of them
I like black people. They are good-natured, optimistic, cheerful and motivated. They also look good. Russian people are pale, depressed and gloomy.
OMG, Russians are, indeed, disillusioned and hateful people.
OMG! U have no sense of humour what so ever!
we are not racists, we are ALL so joke!
This is Russia, we call a spade a spade.
We do not like to lie!
We also call a country where citizens are NOT represented in government, where is no free speech and no support for average people, and where is only one party to ‘choose’ from ‘democracy’. And Stalin is ‘efficient manager’!!
Congratulations to Russia on winning the world hockey championship in Switzerland for the second year on a row!
Vpered muzhiki!
We’re pale and we rule!
By the way the hillock on 1-st photo normally is for winter kid’s games.
omg these are preaty fkn funny. The translations is really shit though… kills the joke in most of theses… oh well uze are fags if u dont like it
It’s so weird that united states presidents occurs here 3 times but putin/medvedev none. Its really signaling that you arent familiar with free speech and cannot make fun for our own goverment because otherwise you will end up in siberia.
I live in siberia, asshole.
look carefully.. Putin is in at least one
blind fuck!
blind f*ck!
2-ch.ru and livejournal.com
Двач ты взрываешь мозг пиндосов, так держать!
The top picture,children in Russia are pushed to learn more in school so they graduate at 16 instead of 18.
I wonder how many floors the white stucco apartments have surrounding the little playground!
what is with all the anti-americanisem on here? it seems russia is still fighting a propaganda war. Has anyone told them that the USA and Russsia are not fighting anymore? has anyone told the russians that WE DONT CARE anymore?!?!
Get up to speed y’all.
Well, the lack of the lack of an “afterword” under the caption or their direct cointegration do make some of these rather unconventional… but HOLY CHEESE how funny nontheless! XD
hahahaha
Kamazutra LOL
The D3/4 makes no sense - these twats are not Russian, they’re the Kaczynski twins, aka “pride of Poland” (”pride” in Bizarro World, that is)
“The dull troll. Very dull”. WTF?
The correct version:
“The dull troll is so dull”
I really like the photo titled: “Moscow girls. Express their intellect”.
I wish more girls would dress like that!
>Двач ты взрываешь мозг пиндосов, так держать!
пиздуй со своим быдлодвачем к ебеням нахуй
OMOH (rus.) == SWAT (eng.)
Some of these pictures owfully translated!=)
Im actually Russian and i can make 100% advice that it is fact!)
On the othe hand, you dont understand our vision on these things…
“One more generation, and this would over.” - its about occupation of Georgian (not your statem but contry^.^), Azerbaijanian, Armenian, Uzbekistanian and so on people… They are everywhere… And it’s fuckin’ scary evereone! Some of my friends was beaten by them with knifes=\
I think, its sad true about our country…
“what is with all the anti-americanisem on here? it seems russia is still fighting a propaganda war. Has anyone told them that the USA and Russsia are not fighting anymore? has anyone told the russians that WE DONT CARE anymore?!?!
Get up to speed y’all.”
Just shut up;)
We are know, what u thinkin’ ’bout us - like “Russian bears”, “Russian Vodka”,”People in big hats” and so on… That’s fuckin bullshit, of course!
Yes, we now that United States are friendly for us, but that’s only humourous!
Just get fun from the internet, and dont be foolish!)
ps
sorry for my English:)
pps
If somebody of you wants to get true meanings of these demotivators, or continue this discussion - just knock me on icq -
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peace!
thnx for audience
Sorry, i forget to say one more thing - dont forget give me a link to this page, if u gonna write me - ’cause i can simply forget about this words, this page and so on=)
“englishrussia” write about Russia more true then our russian false media.
i’m russian and this is NOT the best collection. although some are on my top list. )
The translition is not the best . But very close.
The biggest problem is, that many of theese demotivators are not translatable with the very first meaning of the slogan.
Even if to try to translate each word thourougly… foreignrs will never understand the real meaning. Such phrases exist in every laguage, but in russian we operate this language all the time, playing with words.
Thank you ) for making me lough )))
The guy who translated it obviously had no talent. You’d get the same results with Google Translate. C’mon, they aren’t half as fun as the original, and for the most part, I can immediately think of a better translation.