Many Other Ways to Use Vodka
If all the people in Russia someday would stop drinking, there would be left abundant supplies of vodka. What can be done with it? Here are a few everyday life advices for your vodka in case you stopped drinking but a strategic reserve of your vodka is still left in your cellar. The
1. If you soak a plaster or a bandage with vodka you can remove it from your body smooth and painless.
2. You can clear your faucets with vodka. Just splash some vodka on a faucet covered with some stain and after a few minutes you can wipe it with a dry cloth – the stain would be gone.
3. You can clean your glasses or sun-glasses lens with vodka.
4. After you shaved put your razor in a glass of vodka. The blades would save well and also they would be disinfected.
5. If you can’t unscrew a rusty bolt spray some vodka on it, wait a few seconds and here we go.
6. Soak a tissue paper in vodka and then clean your face with it, it’s a superior cosmetics remover.
7. If you pour a cap of vodka to your favorite shampoo it would become more effective, would clean your hair better and would stimulate the hair growths.
8. If you spray vodka across the place where insects live, they would die and never return.
9. If your back or neck aches you can soak a scarf with vodka and tie it across your back or neck the pain would be gone in a few minutes.
10. If your feet stink, you can rub them with vodka, the smell would disappear.
11. If you got bitten by a jelly-fish use a vodka soaked plaster, it helps.
12. If you experience a tooth pain and don’t want to visit a dentist right now, just put a small plug soaked with vodka between a cheek and a tooth and you’ll be saved.
These advices seem to be real, and can be probably used in everyday life, but what should happen to people so that they could stop just drinking and start using it other way? I don’t know, really.
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SERIOUSLY– I can think of no better use for vodka than drinking.
Ilyich, disenfectant is pretty good.
What’s the point of Vodka for drinking if you’re too dead to drink it?
1. If you soak a plaster or a bandage with vodka you can remove it from your body smooth and painless.
It’s true.
2. You can clear your faucets with vodka. Just splash some vodka on a faucet covered with some stain and after a few minutes you can wipe it with a dry cloth – the stain would be gone.
Bullshit.
3. You can clean your glasses or sun-glasses lens with vodka.
It’s better to use clear spirt.
4. After you shaved put your razor in a glass of vodka. The blades would save well and also they would be disinfected.
Maybe yes.
5. If you can’t unscrew a rusty bolt spray some vodka on it, wait a few seconds and here we go.
May be, but special liquids are much better, I think.
6. Soak a tissue paper in vodka and then clean your face with it, it’s a superior cosmetics remover.
And skin dryer.
7. If you pour a cap of vodka to your favorite shampoo it would become more effective, would clean your hair better and would stimulate the hair growths.
Bullshit. It shall dry and damage you hairs.
8. If you spray vodka across the place where insects live, they would die and never return.
False. Vodka has not enough strong.
9. If your back or neck aches you can soak a scarf with vodka and tie it across your back or neck the pain would be gone in a few minutes.
False.
10. If your feet stink, you can rub them with vodka, the smell would disappear.
Maybe yes, because Vodka is not bad disinfectant.
11. If you got bitten by a jelly-fish use a vodka soaked plaster, it helps.
That is true. I have used Wiskey, when a jelly-fish bitten me in Italy.
12. If you experience a tooth pain and don’t want to visit a dentist right now, just put a small plug soaked with vodka between a cheek and a tooth and you’ll be saved.
In that case, Cognac and Brandy are much better. They contains more narcotic substances.