Russian Travel Stories 2
Three more travel stories of Russian people being popular lately on Russian Internet.
First one is about the Russian tourists in Florida where they read in local travel about the law that prohibits sexual relations with a porcupine. That seemed so funny to them, that after some drinks they decided to get a live porcupine and prove that they can break such stupid law. Their travel mates weren’t sure they would manage get one, and were very surprised when guys brought a creature from somewhere and then… well then they did it.
Then later that night they had flight to California, and next morning they found out that…
This “stupid American law” has got some reasons. Both of the heroes had severe pains in their eh.. well, down there, and went to visit a doctor.
Doctors got the diagnosis that is on the paper above. He also told them they are lucky they didn’t visit the doctor in Florida cause he could report to police about this crime.
Second photos come from Egypt, where Russian guy got too much beer in paper glasses.
And eventually felt asleep. He probably doesn’t need a table when he is on flight too.
And the third story took place most close to Russia, just 15 km (10 miles) away from Russian border in Finland, Russian guys found the farmer who makes some disturbing statues and put them all around the area.
The most disturbing fact about this art project is that the artist uses real human teeth from dead people probably to complete his statues.
So they look really creepy.
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OMG rich people in Russia are fat while poor people starve to death, in the west poor people are fat and rich people are sexy, skinny and have nicely toned body.
Congrats - stupider than usual.
Good post though - bloke with cups has had them put there by someone else for a joke.
As for the statues… super weird and great. Any more info on the line of people? Are they doing anything in particular or is it just crazy random?
LOL at the Egypt one, it’s so true. I’ve been to Egypt once, and it was literally swamped with russian tourists. That wouldn’t be bad in itself, but the way they were behaving was… just terrible. Some people trully have no shame.
Also, at one restaurant they wouldn’t serve as because they thought we were russians at first, but when they realised we’re from Germany they were really kind.
I call bullsh!t on the hospital form picture. It is not how those forms are done.
First, “condition” line should be “porcupine quills in genitals” (or “genital area” or “groin area”). Those are not “needles”, those are “quills” and the sentence structure is awkward. Two, “adress” is a mistake a Russian would make, since “address” is spelled with a single “d” in Russian. Three, it is not Saint-Peterburg, it’s St. Petersburg (”and when you die and go to heaven, honey, St. Finger will shake his peter at you!”). Four, “Emergancy”? Gimme a f*cking break. I can understand doc-in-a-box in Bull’s Crap, TN having this sort of typo on their forms, but Cedars-Sinai, for f*ck’s sake?
Conclusion: FAKE. Not that there is a shortage of idiots in Russia who would actually try that.
Yes, I love the english here… “in a genital” lol. That’s really funny! What is “a” genital? Must be some special Russian anatomy. Perhaps he is from Chernobyl.
don’t forget “emergancy”
Blood Plessure?
Docror’s Name?
Also dates in the US are written MM/DD/YY
Damn you, you’re better than me at catching that crap…
American corporate drones have been using year-day-month or year-month-day formats for quite some time now in an effort by pathetic yuppie middle-management dickwad parasites to appear more avant-guardedly Euro and in general justify their meaningless existence.
MY DAMN PORCUPINE BE MISSING SOME QUILLS! I WANTS THE NAMES OF THESE HERE PREVERTS!!!!
english russia, yet again fabricating EVERYTHING
;))))))))))
The comments are fabulous!
That’s what makes English Russia best for me!
i think the artist hid the bodies of his victims inside the statues…. these are his victim’s teeth…
I thought the the same as serial killer I think there are bodies inside the statues also. They are very creepy!!!
i love that second statue pic. It kind of looks like that man chick is about to bang a corpse
wow that was random
Hey where are these weird Finnish sculptures exactly? I’ve got a Finnish friend who is spending next weekend roughly 10-20km from the Russian border and I wanna know if he’s gonna be anywhere nearby.
These statues are in Parikkala, just by the highway 6. Artist is called Veijo Rönkkönen
Yea right. This Veijo “Serial-killer” Rönkkönen has also made a selfportrait..:
http://80.75.96.68/sptkul/userfiles/kansantaide/tmp/veijo_ronkkonen_18.html
spooky ain´t?!
The story is totally urban legend, because…
The thing about this story that is missing is the way that porcupines will swat their tails when they are bothered.
They have a tail that is about 8-16 inches long, and it is covered in nasty quills about 3-5 inches long…
And when the porcupine is upset it will swat its tail. It will also chase you in order to swat you with its tail under the right circumstances.
If the dorks in this article are for real, they’d be really sorry. The quills from a porcupine are about half the size of a knitting needle so imagine that shoved through any part of your body.
Finish people are not so good heh and we in holland thought they are good
COMPLETE BULLSHIT
Cynical Bastard is correct on all points. I’m a British nurse who has also worked in the USA and could see immediately that this ‘form’ is so badly done as to be laughable. No English speaker should be taken in by it, even if they have no knowledge of medicine of hospital admissions etc.
The spelling mistakes they were too stupid to check.
The crappy layout with useless blank lines that don’t correspond to anything.
Medical-looking titles put in to try and look authentic eg MEDICATIONS/DOSAGES and childish medicalmterminology eg ILLNESS/CONDITION.
English Russia dude, I’m sorry you’ve been taken in by this but really you should have taken a closer look. Any ONE of these mistakes should have made you suspicious: your English is good enough for that. You could also have sent it first to a friend who knows more English maybe.
Anyway, this is a great site - I’ve been coming to look since one month after it started (and this is my first ever comment) so we can allow a fuck-up sometimes…
The porcupine one is fake. The “American” doctor’s report is full of spelling and grammatical errors.
Omg that statue place is in Parikkala, Finland ^^ I Was there about 1 week ago, There are hundreds and hundreds of statues! Shame theres only a few pics. And actually he is using old false teeths, not real ones
A place worth checking!
Greetings from Finland
Completely fake medical report, its riddled with grammatical mistakes. Therefore, it never happened.