Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero
This is a story of Choomuhzeek (Chumazik, means “dirty guy” in Russian), it was a true hit in 2005 across Russian part of Internet. Thousands of pictures appeared with him and populated all the forums, blogs and etc.
The “Choomuhzeekh” is not the front guy, but a guy on the background.
By the way, those guys they are not some kind of homeless people, they are workers of a coal mine, and the front guy is complaining that they don’t receive the salary in time.
And here goes the photoshoped variety of Choomuhzeekh:
Chumazik is winning a million.
Chumazik with some tough hip-hop guys.
Chumazik’s driver’s license.
I don’t know who is that.
Chumazik and Mr. Putin. The dialogue:
Friend of Chumazik: Vova (short for Vladimir Putin), where is the vodka?
Mr. Putin: Just a second, pal.
Chumazik as Uma.
Chumazik as you know who.
Chumazik as Russian road patrol policeman.
Chumazik as Hitler. Heil!
Dances of Chumazik.
Crash. Boom. Chumazik.
Russian Policewomen and Chumazik, the hero.
He is going to take over the USA in 2024.
Even Mr. Putin drinks beer, accompanied with Chumazik.
If there were no election fraud, there might be good chances of such chronicles.
Corporate Chumaziks.
Well, where is vodka, Vova?
He is pretty old.
Britney loves Chumazik.
The transcript: “In a mortal combat during WW2 Chumazik hit to death 10 Nazi soldiers”
Just wait a second. Here he comes.
Diet Chumazik.
That was a hero of Russian internet 2005, and there was another hero in 2006, the Medved (”The Bear”). I’ll post him a little bit later.
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“If there were no election fraud, there might be good chances of such chronicles.”
Do russian citizens know about latest US elections problems? If so, are mainstream media dealing about it or is it only an internet thing?
“Do russian citizens know about latest US elections problems?”
Yes, we do
mainstream media really dealing about it
[...] English Russia » Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero Apparently this was a big viral video hit in Russia. (tags: russia viral video) [...]
ПРЕВЕД ЧУМАЗЕГ!
The guy in the fourth picture with all the nails in his head is Jack Pinhead from the american movie Hellraiser.
Над шахтером каждый пидор может смеяться. А вы, суки, поработайте так!
Uma net mashinu pridumat` ili drugogo nanyat` vot i rabotay!
You right!Work as the miner is very difficult. Just all amerikans very stupid pigs
Alt and Anonymous, диержыте nerves !
I’ve seen the film with чумазик about a year ego. So I see he has an international glory, now. Regards.
[...] Meer Chumazik… [...]
He became hero even in Serbia
Laugh at the drunken dirty guy. Don’t listen to the coal miner’s complaints, don’t think about what he’s saying. Laugh at the dirty guy. Laugh at the dirty guy.
PRAVDA is alive and well.
Vi russkie samaya gnilaya natziya posle arabov, tak chto zakroyte svoy tuhliy rot i prodoljayte spivatsya poka ne peredohnite!
USA forever!
Ты бы лучше вафелничек свой закрыл, а то тебе целку порвут и булки на части растащат ))))))))))
I didn’t laugh honest.
Choomuhzeek is alive.
http://www.webpark.ru/comments.php?id=34488
He is not drunk, just sick.
USA имел я тебя и в попу и в рот.
Токо улыбнитесь над чумазиком и я вам ебало на уши намотаю.
Долбастуки недоделанные.
TO Prorok How can you say so? Are you God? If you can say such dirty thing about nation? Your action is very base! Ty prosto nizok kak krysa spyatalsya u sebya v komnatke i chtoby udovletvorit sebya nichtozhnogo reshil oskorbit velikuyu nation. Ty hot videl nas? ili zhizn? ty prosto molokosos! Esli dat volyu nashemu narodu on raznes tvou zalkuyu stranu za sutki, tak cho zatktni svou pomoiku. Gomodril ushastyi
funny, but also sad(
now people send him money from all over Russia…
[...] Choomuhzeek, the drunk Russian photoshopped. Hahahahahaha [...]
Remember it was 1990s probably 1996 Yeltsin rule
It is kind of sad, actually. They thought he was just a drunk guy hanging around the mine, and everybody made fun of him. Later they found him somewhere in the south of Russia with his relatives. turns out he has a serious neurological disorder that makes him move like he does, while the smears on his face were just from the coal. He was trying to earn a living, as he still does, but is simply a very sick man. And everybody made fun of him. And to you, El Greco: Fuck you. Even if this is 1996, yeltsin Rule, it isn’t like something has changed socially for the proletariat, like these miners. Nothing. They still don’t get payed. Just because the rich capitalist thieves are richer and the opposition is being beaten with clubs more vigorously doesn’t mean Putin’s Russia is prosperous. Hope putin suffers. hate him. He is a traitor to the motherland, who gave away national lands to yellow expansion.
the pictures are funny, but I (from Minnesota US) agree with the struggle of the working man and that the harder one works, the less he seems to be paid and appreciated … it is much the same here in the US with farmers and labor workers - the people who work the hardest in a corporation usually get paid the least wages … I am sure it’s worse in Russia but the same problem exists in every country — I hope things are better now in 2009 than they were in 1996 for these people
This is simple - we have so much this black shit in Russia every day, than it there are 3 ways: forget about all, close our eyes and eat drug names “fuckitall”. Or made fun of all of this, even it fearist shit in the world. Or go crazy.
I’m not even russian but that miner there was fucking hilarious. But yes, mining is an honorable profession, any way you look at it.
Idon’t see it’s funny, I see it’s stupid.
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He was not drunk - he is retarded, and it wasn’t coal mine - it was beet processing plant!
Our nation is not health and it’s not funny,it’s sad.
Later, journalists tracked down Chumazik. He - not a drunkard, but the sick man, an invalid. Loss of coordination of movements, from this, he often falls when walking.
随着我国物流业（货架）的快速发展，整个华东地区物流业托盘的发展也正以物流服务塑料托盘提升到较国内其他地区更高的地位而推进。重视具有提升区域物流托盘效率功能的专业化和标准化物流
塑料托盘基础设施建设，打造整体物仓储笼流服务平台。
南京海佩货架公司将积极推行物流仓储笼业标准化战略，建立健全仓储物流铁托盘服务标准化体系，加快推进物流
铁托盘装备设施、信息系统、经营管理、服务提供等的标准化，打造最
先进的仓储设备交易数码港，争取成为国内物流业标准化建设的典范。
近年来，我国物流业发展迅速，物流塑料托盘业增加值持续上升，已成为推动国家经济持续发展的重点产业。与此同时，物流仓储笼业面临运输和仓储钢托盘成本高昂、产业形态相互割裂等问题，亟需推行标准化战略，以降低成本，
提高效率提升服务质量，满足产业提档升级的需要。”
南京海佩货架公司是对物流钢托盘标准化比较重视的公司之一，实施标准化的速度也块。在标准体系研究中注重与很多仓储笼公司进行合作，将重点放在标准的国际通用型上。目前，海佩已经提出了包括物流
铁托盘模数体系、
集装箱的基本尺寸、物流钢托盘用语、物流仓储笼设施的设备基准、输送用包装塑料托盘的系列尺术、包装用语、钢托盘大型集装箱、
塑料托盘用箱、平托盘、仓储笼，卡车车厢内壁尺寸，
铁托盘等。