Russian Army Test
This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so we post it here.
So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”
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anyone see circle 5? Or am I just a raging homosexual…
It’s a troll and englishrussia admin has been had and punked. I wonder if he wasn’t ashamed about No 5. Maybe he is comfortable with his homosexuality?
BTW lithuania is still number one no matter how you slice and dice it.
If you think the person who posted the article doesn’t know it’s a joke then you yourself are the one that got trolled
lol lithuania is a shithole
how can u say it is the best lmao
I didn’t see anything in circle 5, but I am gay so it makes sense.
ahahahahahah
same :)…kinda
This is not a psicological tes, is cromosight test, designed to aloww people to identify mutations in eyesight that doesnt allow people to difeenciate diferent kind of colors. illnesses like Daltonism and the like.
IT IS NOT PSICOLOGICAL, in any way.
BTW normal people can´t and shoun´t be able to see anything on 5.
To put it in another way, it’s simply a color blindness test. This has been posted hundreds of times in other places.
Wtf I can’t see anything in 5??
As Amerikanitz I can only see numbers 1, 2 and 4.
i can see the number inside circle 5… it’s 273…little circles inside hehehehehehe
I can’t either. I asked a few friends, including girls, and my parents, they can’t see it either…
Just a basic color vision test. Can’t see any numbers in the picture number 5 thought.
This must be a joke! It’s too hard to believe.
If you can’t see the number in circle 5, you’re a secret Soviet KGB agent!
5 doesent have anything…which is somewhat humerous, b/c then we all have latent homosexual tendencies.
PS: I wonder, how many people will be ashamed that they can’t see number 5 and will post random numbers in fear of being regarded as homosexuals!
Yes, that’s just an Ishihare plate test for color vision. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishihara_color_test
It must be a joke. I remember this test - it is given when you undergo a medical checkup before your mandatory military service (well, actually, young men in Russia undergo it when they are 16). It tests color vision and nothing more.
Really, can anyone see a number in the picture 5?
WELL,I CAN’T SEE IT!!
Oops, I have problems then. Can only see number 1.
(But me being color blind might the real problem.)
This is just a common test to filter out dichromacy. In Hungary everyone must pass this to get a driving licence.
I can’t see number 5, but I think that’s part of the joke.
It’s simple test for your vision and nothing more. I took it through when I had medical examination.
Guys take it easy =)))))
To be correct this information was taken from russian blog sphere, where it appeared as information about one european army test, I don’t remember exactly what army. The test of color viewing is standard, of course, and it exists in every army. But the physicians of this army used the results of some investigations about correlations of color viewing defects and behaviour anomalies.
i’m colour blind so these are a bit of a bitch for me. I can only see 1 and 4.
Yeah I cant be a pilot cos I can only see #1 this is a colour blindness test you fuk
You know if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer
Ouch! My nose
In U.S army gays is welcome
I know Jason is not gay from reading his posts.
But I would love to meet a gay soldier!
I know Jason is not gay from reading his posts.
I would love to find a gay soldier !
There’s a number 6 in the picture 5. Isn’t it obvious or are you guys kidding??
number 5, i see vaguely a 6
but what bullshit, a personality test based upon your eyes? :d
It’s actually a test to determine how well one’s Gaydar is working, and everyone seems to have passed with flying colors. Congrats homos!
I can’t believe I wasted time to look at this site.
wow…apparently im a latent lady lover…lol
He he, i pass throu that test normally by all conditions) Gays do not allowed to millitary service in Russia)
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So message to soldiers is - Don’t despair , just fuck each other.
5 says 46, i think
Do not ‘do it’ with mother Russia, or else no one will see circle 5.
The US uses this test to determine color blindness for professional drivers of taxi, delivery truck, buses.
Image five is a test control that has no number, to determine if the test taker is cheating or guessing.
The test is stupid, because even if you have red/green/brown colorblindness, it is not difficult to know which order the traffic control lights are on the post.
Just more retarded bureaucracy from stupid governments worldwide.
I see the 5th one….honest…..honest…..
Number #5 is 34. It has the most gay colour anyway
Admin pls remove those bollocks from such an excellent site.
thank you captain obvious
In Soviet Russia…Homosexuality Chooses You!
that mean all of YOU GAYs mthfkrz - GO russian army
#5 is 85!
And don’t forget that someday the US army could fight your country’s war!
Jason: Provided they are well supported with oil resources
OK,I was responding to my impostor above!
I read on mail.ru Putin will run Russia again,we will see!
I think it is a real test. Anyone who claims to see a number in 5 is insecure about their own sexuality.
there goes my bright idea to get guys
what are you guys talking about, number 5 is 66
If you an see the number 66 you’re likely colorblind, not completely but you likely have a defect.
They will take anybody in the US army, it’s full of bums!
Junk science!
Same with me!
I think it’s just jock guys
I never seen this before…
There’s nothing in #5, I checked it out with the GIMP (Photoshop for winners). There’s nothing there.
I didnt get 5 either and i know that i am not gay. Maybe Mother Russia want’s you to think that you are gay
I looked at #5 through the blue side of a pair of 3D glasses.
It is not as neat as the others but I see 85 or 86.
Now I am curious about this stupid test!
Забавный прикол:)
Вы знаете, является ли это реальным тестом? Все удивлены этим.
Вы живете в России?
Actually, #5 might simply be the control for the test (i.e. if someone claims to see a number in it, he’s lying.)
And obviously this is a color-blindness test, I pass those with flying colors
Very funny!
It’s a con job
After cycling through the hue’s in a paint program there is nothing in circle #5
Great idea tho, a good chuckle!
#5 is 85 or 86.I looked at it through the blue side of a pair of 3D glasses.
It is not as neat as the others but maybe that is the point.
this is BS.
I find it offensive because I’m color blind. I can only see #1 clearly.
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I can see 3 or 4 on principle…..I like food and like to lead…
i think i get it[picture].
topicstater tryping to promote, that many men is gays.
which is clearly reveal, their own sexual preferencies.
how unfair, my dear sodomite
#5 is definately 18, what the hell is wrong with you people
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Scrap! This is a test for astigmatism!
hahaha, I don’t see the 5 either, we all are just a bunch of queers !!!!
Hello Guys. I guess I’m a raging, flaming, uncaged homosexual. I can’t see number 5 at all. Whoopsies :-D.
AAAaarrr f*cking circles!! Hate them!!!
The numbers are clearly 1,2,3,4,5,6 standing right next to the circles!
Damn, now I forgot to put another pizza in the oven and I have allready finished my lasagne..
But now seriously, the number in 5 is 42, you bitches!
Stop wasting youre time here and go do some push-ups!
Wait, did I leave the gas on?? No, I’m a fucking squirrel!
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Итересно…
А я вижу, что в 5 круге!
It actually seems we are all homosexuals!!! Yeah!
Number 5 has nothing in it, because it was designed to see if the candidate is going to admit the truth, or pretend he can see a number and make a wild guess and later possibly defend it or duck and guess again. If it wasn’t for that no.5 circle, this would be just another Daltonism test.
Homosexuality, you’re most welcome in my life!!!
Now my life seems complete!!!
And one more thing… fuck you colorblindness… stay away from me…
I swear i can see what is in number 5
If u cant ur so GAY!!!
lol
I see dead people
there is nothing in 5th circle.
check the evidence:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1076/filterp.jpg
lol you are homo cuz i see on # 5 a #84
lol good thing this is fake. i couldnt see number 5 and was like wtf
i would have expected that coment from miss India-
LOL!!! - This is a joke!- I was pulling my hair out at 5!!!
Wow. This joke is really confusing for someone who actually is gay =S
I couldn’t see 5th one…at first was lyk no way I didn’t know I was HOMO…!!!but then I couldn’t see third one either…then I understood…I’m color blind…which is worse…think for a second that ur gay and didn’t know that or that found out ur color blind and that is not a joke…tricky…
The #5 is a fake. NO oone can see the number.
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The number in question 5 is 84.
Ah! The ultimate test of paranoia regarding your deepest chilhood insecurities.. NOW AH HAFF YOU ALL JA!!?? Her Kapitan!! Lol,
The joke is you purposly cant see number 5 lol
this is just a color blind test exist anywhere but if you say taht you can see something in 5 i think that you ar unsure about ur sexuality
-I can see the number 5. Every time.
YALLS ARE FAGS!!! I SEE TONS OF NUMBERS IN 5. lol
please not this a joke and i don’t not hate gay people.
Oh no, I’m a fag and didn’t know it.
LOPSIDED NUMBERS DON”T COUNT YOU IDIOTS!