The Watermelon Car
Now after the watermelon bags meet watermelon car from Ukraine.
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Lame, Retarded - and FIRST!!!
Shit car - stupid design - nice interior..
OMG what a creative thing to do to this cool BMW
Reply to my comment before pee india
Thats probably considered Beautiful car in poor Russia
It is a beautiful car in poor Russia.
You are so smart Miss India.
Hi Miss India,I have a passport with your name and picture in it and a Russian visa.
I will take you to Russia and you could see that it is in the 21st century,and it is probably better than your backward poor trash country!
The plane is waiting!
I can’t see a BMW?
Post replay before miss india gay
In Russia they tell you to go out !
Walk on snow and kick the dvorniki [streetsweepers] into gear! So snow will dissappear and we will have our beloved muddy end wet roads again!
many roads in city here are still unpaved so nice fun for the children to play in mud and spread it into the house where mama has to clean it day after day which is good because it makes her lose weight and i want my mama to look like 20 again when she was thin and longlegged and not massive bogatir bulldozer-like monster. She is now 38 and 85 kiloos [1.62 cm]/ Looking for a date btw.
Kirov impersonater, do you really hate me this mutch? Ah, I must have struck a nerve when I destroyed you again, and again, and again in debates. Loser :).
And it’s seedless!
Radioactive fallout does have its upsides.
Those ukrainians certainly love their watermelons!
GAAAY
What this car needs now is a body kit,rear spoiler,and a bigger engine.
The red interior needs to go!
I like this car,someone did a good job when they painted it.
I would prefer the interior to be grey.
I like grey or blue,red is too brite!
So what do you think about America?
Sometimes comments do not post where you want them to be.
Its not painted, but a sticker. Ordered to your liking.
OMA!
The designer of this automobile is an imaginative genius of covert operations. He has designed the perfect surveillance vehicle and the perfect bomb.
Think about it . . . a team of spies needs a place from which to hide and photograph infidel activities, so what do they do? They drive this car, under cover of darkness, to a strategic position, park, turn off the ignition, watch, wait, and photograph or record all they need. Inside the care they will have all the food, water, and defecation bags they need for a long stay, so they will not have to move around and risk detection.
If anyone suspects anything they will not be able to figure out what is going on, because everyone will say, “No, there is nothing here except that big watermelon over there.”
If a large bomb is needed, the car can be filled with explosives, parked near the target, and detonated without anyone ever suspecting anything. After all, why would anyone suspect danger from a watermelon, even if it is a very large one? Unless, of course, one eats it. You know how quickly and violently–some would even say “explosively”– watermelon makes the bowel movements become.
Yours in creative covert car design,
M. Ahmadinejad
Excellent post, Mahmoud - you capture the possibilities for this car concisely and with great aplomb.
Yesterday, in the UK, a number of students from Pakistan were arrested by Londons Metropolitan Police. They had to rush forward the operation after the police chief mistakenly showed all of the top secret plans to photographers in a laughable and stupid manner.
If they had been working covertly from this car then they would now be happily using their defacation bags instead of being interviewed in the groin and kidney area.
Thank you, my friend, and you are correct about the wacky Pakis. Right now they are probably wishing they were in Guantanamo.
I wonder how the London Police were on to them anyway? Probably they were sold out by some London Arabs who lived in a nearby tenement.
What about Baghdad Mahmoud!
Take it now while you can!
Ukrainian sense of style leaves a lot to be desired.
Dear little Miss India go back to the shit hole that you came from. I pretty sure india is a pretty pathetic country in itself. Why don’t you go drink cow piss or kill a muslim or something? You make Russia sound like such a horrible place when you forget that you country of origin is nothing more than a rat infested dump where people only care for themselves, and are so barbaric they still follow a cast system. Because really you’d think if people helped each other out, maybe even took a socialist approach to reforming the country so that everyone prospered it would be a pretty good place. So take a look at your own fucked up country first.Have a great day!
Yours Truly, Mrs X
If you gyus only were serving fresh news…
Went to Kiev and started chatting with a beautiful lady. We had some intense conversation where I brought the best out of my natural, cultured, extremely polite charm and was pretty sure of my thing that evening. So, wasn´t really surprised at the moment when she asked if I wanted to see her melon. Afterwards, she said, she could give me a ride I´ve never experienced before.
Now this wasn´t really what was on my mind! But hey, it was anyway a free ride back to the hotel.
I like grey or blue,red is too brite!
So what do you think about America?
At the age of three, remember myself dreaming about a greencard. Just couldn`t get those big houses and that democratic style of life out of my mind. Uuch, bring me a Mustang. Make me even happy with a Dodge.
That stylish, cultivated man at the eighties with a hat who had been acting at some movies became some sort of an obsession to me. Could there have been any better follower to the will of people?! Is there any better way of saving the world than putting up some fireworks in the air?? How I didn`t admire him!!! At these days can only find one successor to him; generally called as “Texas ranger”. He kicks ass and not only talk!
Well I now live in a state and not just a city.There are not as many flats here.This country has more neetness than Russia.Well in most places it does.There is some graffiti here but not as much as Ekaterinburg.
So was there anything you liked about Ekaterinburg,did you do anything fun there?
It looks like my comment did not post in the right place!
This site has a malfunction with it sometimes.
Well..the brownish tap water I bathed in had a wierd smell to it.The food was good but it gave me heartburn.
I did like the russian hospitality.The people I visit gave me candy or cookies and tea.That is what I miss about that country.
The circus was fun.That was the only city I have been to with a subway.That was kind of fun too.
The Ikea Mega Mall reminded me of America,but it was nicer than the malls in my city.
I do not miss the water in Russia,but I do miss my friends!
Not all the water is bad :). Depends on when you live. I, live in an industrial area, thus the water isn’t exactly good for bathing, but not dangerous.
Russians are so poor they cant buy a watermelon
The euro-russia just like everything negro likes. Negro likes the watermelon so they paint their car like the watermelon. Now they even like that dimwit negro Obama. Why they want to be like dumb negro? Why can’t thy just be happy with great men like George W. Bush? At least Bush smart, unlike the dumb socialist negro.
Hey your comment makes me hot and bothered 25 SWM looking for cyber or more? Will travel the globe for more
I was wondering about that.There are so many vynel decals you can put on your car nowdays.
We like everything that was elected in the good old US of A.
BTW this “car” is from Ukraine.