Supermarket Humor
This Russian supermarket in Ukraine has strange sense of humor. Like on the photo above they offer to buy “pickles and milk and then get toilet paper for just one cent” obviously saying that you would need it after such a lunch. Some more inside.
“Classic Russian Yorsh” - Yorsh is a Russian drink when one mixes beer and vodka. There is a Russian saying that if you drink vodka without beer you just waste your money, so the supermarket owners have taken care about customers finance - they offer in one set bottle of vodka and bottle of beer. The second set is some wine and childish chocolate, the message is not quite clear for me now. Moving on.
Now, plastic food boxes sell much better with those one them: “Air of Odessa” “Air of Amsterdam” etc.
“Light: 1 cent for 1 watt”
And this if to translate according to what they mean is like “Best care to spank your monkey”, with double meaning also in Russian.
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first again?
I have no life…………
OMG Russians are so poor that they can’t afford normal advertisings that we have in the West
UKRAINIANS can afford, moreover, they do afford
But in this case boards are jokes, not advertising, nevertheless they are very similar to advertising (it is such a humor in Ukraine). These boards have been created for 1st of April only and taken away after it(in Ukraine the 1st of April is the day of fools, jokes and humor).
Text about gloves has really double meaning - “good care for your big bad BOY” (child or penis - ON YOUR CONSIDERATION, in case of penis means: for those who masturbate)
This is Ukraine!!!
Isn’t Ukraine part of Russia?
Ukraine is not part of Russia.
In the englisrussia.com universe Ukraine is part of SovietRussia.
Да знаю, знаю. Я читал «Эбаут»
Ну человек спрашивает, разве Украина не входит в Россию? Нет, не входит.
Как видите, бывают и любознательные Анонимусы. Не всё же Мисс Индии и Монике Бредхоул срать в комментах
English Russia, sometimes you are completely retarded.
Not only do you look stupid, ignorant, uneducated, arrogant, and foolish, but you give Russia a bad reputation when you fail to recognize sovereign nations as something other than Russia.
Once again, for the second time in two months, Ukraine isn’t Russia.
Translate please english: мы, русские совсем не тупые и с огромным чувством юмора
у меня просто складывается впечатление что нас все считают идиотами..
А вот Украина действительно пляшет перед USA и все это знают!
ps: translate.google.com
да какая разница кто кого кем считает?
second is a “northern light” vodka+sparkling vine and chocolate bar i.e. all you need to get laid in russia.
does this work on blokes? ie hot Russian paratroopers?
(it looks like I have been dumped by Mr Ahmadinejad. I was so looking forward to him ‘ploughing my land’)
no. yorsh & vobla works fine.
what is yorsh? does it work on Latvians?
are you a retard?
No I just want a hot Latvian cop/hot Russian paratroopers, and need to know what will attract him.
Are you a hot Latvian cop/Russian paratrooper? Do you want to come to Australia? Do you have a picture?
Maybe your a retard too?
“Aurora Borealis” is for “Nothern Light”
Are there monkeys in russia?
Yes. In Duma, mostly.
Yet again, we see this envious creature at an attempt to impersonate me. Study it. Because it will feel it’s efforts of trolling have gone to waste otherwise.
Look what we have here!!!! ! ! What came krawling from under the rock!! impersonator!
Good!
one Kirov is an alcoholic, two Kirovs: a fight, 3 Kirov’s : a Communist party !! Lets go on!!
Stop trolling, you envious creature! There is only one true Kirov, me.
The last picture has incorrect explanation. It’s about cleaning by the child. And the latex glove is to depict that if you have a mischievous boy you need the effective method to do that
Your mama should have kept her legs crossed!
show your cunt!
Stop being so literal its just a website. The Advertisments are funny regardless, and how does that make russia look bad. Every Country is stupid. HUmanity is mostly stupid haha and thats what makes the world great.