Jesus Monopoly
In Russia they sell monopoly game devoted to Jesus and 10 commandments.
I am not sure if it is Russian invention, or Western world inspired one, but seems it is.
They have made this game in monopoly style dice-throwing ahead-going bonus getting game. Four children can compete by throwing a dice and trying not to be caught in the trap of one of the deadly sins. The winner is the one who has got bought, no not bought, just got all ten commandments cards in one hand, earlier than anyone else. One can trade his collected commandments cards with other to get better commandments set or just to speculate the commandments set if he has plenty for those who has none. Also according to the rules there are also situations when nobody wins - if the commandments cards are evenly distributed among other and nobody gets all ten everyone in this case considered to be a looser, but the guy with the most of commandments cards is the best player of the set.
The one who has traded most of the commandments cards is considered to be the winner or the most righteous guy of the set.
It’s not quite clear was this game devoted to teach Christianity or to show the flaws of the concept. It is aimed to “children age 8 and older” and is being sold for $2.00 in Russian toy stores.
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Jebus looks like a homeless drunk
OMG Russians have no shame, this is a disgrace to Jesus our saviour and the Lord!
“Miss India”, I hope you’re not implying that you’re a Christian. You have long defecated over Christ’s name with your posts.
Well, he WAS a homeless hippie, according to the canonical version. Turned water into wine, too: saves the need to panhandle.
Doesn’t wine have water in it,or is it all grape juice
If I had been made to play with that I would gone crazy and turned the board over in a rage…….
Repent
:)
I guess that’s one way to make Monopoly suck, just add Jesus.
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Todd and Rod Flanders must be happy
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I wonder if you get to play as the greedy Jew.
Yes you can, for only $19.95! Buy extra ‘Hebrew’ pack. Become a money-lender, foreclose on property and steal from the poor goyim. Or become a rabbi and help crucify jesus. Limited time offer! Not available in stores.
- Evrei
I would like to have this game made to feature me, so please tell me how to contact the manufacturer. Hopefully they can produce the “Mahmoud Monopoly” board game soon.
I will keep you all posted on the production schedule, as I know each of you will want your own personalized, autographed copy to keep as a timeless, valuable souvenir and symbol of my greatness, my magnificence, and my contribution to world peace.
Humbly yours,
M. Ahmadinejad
Come back down to earth now Mahmoud!
Some day if I visit France I will be cautious of the women I meet,one of them could be you!
Okay, my friend. Ask for me when you reach Paris, where my name will be synonymous with “haute couture”
Dearest Mahmoud
are you on face book? We need to discuss our wedding.
And your impending immigration to Australia.
Yours in peace and Harmony,
the future Mrs Ahmadinejad
Mahmoud Monopoly?? Great you would just open the box and everyone would be a loser.That or you could scream Allah Ackbar as the explosive charge hidden in the box top shreds the childs arms leaving them to bleed out in convulsians.Of course on the cover should be a pig in a turbin at the very least since the image of the all sacred Mahmoud is unsuitable….so a pig will do…probably will make it sell better to…
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First the parents take their children to the sins monument,after they go to the store and buy this game.
This should have a big influence in a childs young mind to stay out of trouble!
I am doing a test…
:):)
did not do what I thought it would do!
Doesn’t wine have water in it,or is it all grape juice
Who the hell cares? You should have seen what those characters drink. As long as it gets you drunk…
If it got them drunk is what matters.I wonder if jesus had some grapes in his house and made some wine when people saw him take water in his house.Maybe jesus was not always honest!
Jason did you never read the Bible? Of course Jesus drank. And have to ‘create’ wine when he needed it!
Yes; I just gave away a ‘Monopoly’ game all there, the other day…some men held it tenderly to carry it off…
And what mean if I loose this game?