Tatoo Fail
In case of making a tatoo one Russian proverb comes very handy. The proverb we are talking about is ” you must measure seven times before you start cutting”, in English there are also plenty of alike, ” score twice before you cut once”, for example, though in Russian language they warn to think seven times before acting. That’s especially important in regard of tatoo, to consider the good artist with big experience and rich portfolio.
Well, still some find it easier not to think seven times. Now their tatoos cause lot of laughs when are seen by someone for the first time.
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Ahh, the stupidity of people will never cease to amaze me!
OMG Russians are soo poor they cant even afford decent artistic tattoo
OMG ты заебал меня. OMG!!!!!11
MIss india: atleast the look better than u
Miss India youll do good blowjod to any of this guys when youll findem in Moscow Im sure.
Ты отсосешь у них у всех сука пидорская раз тебе так русские не нравятся, не пизди а приезжай к нам в гости, встретим с любовью.
Lol, those are some terrible tattos, if some one put some of that crap on my arm id want there hands cutting off.
OMG Russians are so awesome because Karelia belongs to Russians and they kicked out all non-utensil-using, in-cave shitting, Vainamoinen-loving people like Miss India.
Hey kid, u know something. Karealia was far more better condition when it belonged to their righteous owners.
And i hope that Miss India hasnt got anything to do with the Finns.
Haha, the nazi sign with the skull and the black rectangle are pure win.
They could not even draw Black Square, how sad.
OMG, The Russians are so poor they cannot afford colored tattoos.
I prefer the dinosaur wearing the crown tattoo.
The dinosaur, pure artistry..
Made my day
me too
hahaha at number 12!
That looks like me on #4. WHy they no draw me with donkey?
What 15? Some drunk russia guy who stop for vodka drink?
foto 12 - mr homosexual dinosaur!! World’s unscariest dinosaur! him tooths not even sharp. He hands hang limp wristed. Plus he stuck on man’s hair butt.
I’m probably about to go to prison, and I would like to have some tattoos before I get there so that I will look tough and scare the anal pirates away. Can anyone recommend the best tattoo for scaring away anal pirates?
Thanks,
Bernie
Bernie
I have ‘do not enter’ across my lower back in my tramp stamp. It works but I find I then have to scratch at my piles when they itch.
And get it on the fleshy bit, when they hit my spinal cord I thought I was going to pass out.
Dear angella,
Thank you for that great suggestion. You’re too kind.
By the way, can I interest you in a great investment opportunity? It’s not something I tell everyone about, but since you’ve been so helpful. . . .
The guy from No. 6 wanted a jewish Star of David - he got a swastika. Epic fail!
A lot of these look like self inflicted prison tatoos - half my limbs are covered in similar when I was inside
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Note to self:
Never get tattooed in Russia - unless of course I want a kindergarten dinosaur
Wicked
Some tattos are great some are pure sh*t :\
quality stuff — ‘i want the dino-king from pic 12! ..
hhahahah …
eso les pasa por ir a cualquiera en lugar de profesionales…
Why my posts always get delete? This is soviet style censor ship!
aaaaahahahahahahahaha
king dino rulezzzzzzz
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down under the chair and there done in syrup with brown pants with laughter
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haha ha ha ha ha ha D
Ha ha ha ha ha, it’so funny!
I doubt that this shit was even made in a tattoo shop (and if yes - in the cheapest one), most probably in the army or in prison.
OK dumbass… #12 is NOT a tattoo, but the transfer for a cover-up. See how the “ink” is purple? It hasn’t been tattooed yet. The guy obviously wanted a Koi to cover up whatever was under there, and the Koi actually looks pretty freakin’ sweet. Once it was inked you wouldn’t have been able to tell there was ever another tattoo underneath.
This is why non tattooed people shouldn’t pretend to know shit about tattooing. It’s just embarrassing.
The Nazi tatoo on a Russian I do not understand.
The Nazi invaders killed many Russian brothers and sisters. Was there not any other available way to desecrate and piss on the memory of those fellow Russians who gave their lives to keep the Nazi invaders out of Mother Russia?
Hehe, they also adore Stalin, who killed even more than Nazis - “mysterious Russian soul”
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“Hehe, they also adore Stalin, who killed even more than Nazis - “mysterious Russian soul” ”
Wtf does this have to do with tatoos?
And who tf adores Stalin in Russia?! I have never seen Stalin, to be honest with you, but from what I have learned, I do not adore him. At all. He sent my grandpa (100% russian) to labor camp for nothing, just as h did to many other citizens of USSR, no mater what republic they came from, no mater what nationality they were. So no, dear, we don’t adore Stalin, no way.
And wtf does this have to do with tatoos anyway???
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Wow, are these for real? This is why you check portfolios before you have work done. I’m getting my 6th tat on Friday and if I end up with something like that I’ll cut the girl’s hands off so she’ll never get a chance to do that to someone else ever again. Holy crap! The dinosaurs pretty cool tho lol
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The first cat one didn’t turn out to be a total failure, as it looks like American McGee’s Cheshire.
This is exactly why one should research their tattoo artist, not get a tattoo on a whim, and not get one while drunk…or while the tattoo artist is drunk. Ask to see a portfolio, look at the work they’ve done on other people. A lot of these look like they were done freehand, they need to be stenciled on, because skin moves when you draw on it, so the lines have to be pre-drawn so the artist can follow them properly.
The Russian tattoos are very different and very nice to see them.
Awww… I feel so sorry for everyone…
…except for the Nazi, he deserved that >:|
OMG!! The first one its just sad x.x!
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To be fair, those tattoos would have looked rubbish even if they were done really well!
This is why, as a tattoo artist, i NEVER do free-hand work. you should ALWAYS draw out a tattoo on a person BEFORE YOU INK THEM UP!!!
Why is the one with the tiger and the red sun twice in there?
In Russia tattoo gets YOU!
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so many bad tattoos …so many feline inspired ..any corelation?
I can’t stop laughing at these
The ground should be littered with the dead of these so-called tattoo artist!!!!
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#11.. The one of the dinosaur with the crown is Jason Mraz and he actually did it himself while looking in a mirror. He posted that picture on his blog along with his other tattoos he did himself. So that shouldn’t even be included in these “Russian tattoos”.
I love em!!