Tom Cruise in Russia
Yesterday Russian girls got an occasion to touch Tom Cruise, the actor, who have visited Moscow for the first time.
photos via Igor Rodin, Anton Belicki and socialitelife.com
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and where is Katie?
its their rare chance to see Hollywood superstar like Tom cruise so i totally understand poor russians are trying to make the most of it. I like Valkyrie.
OMG look at how polite and rich Russians are! I wish my American countryman were more like them instead of the fat savages they are!:(
Go fuck a goat you nasty cunt… Wait, there is a chance that you might procreate with this goat because your genetic makeup is so similar to that of a goats… And to be honest, we don’t need anything else as disgusting as you. Fucking ass face
ok i admit it…i dont have a life cuz i checked out many of these pictures….but u definetly dont have a life because u commented on every single on of them…and whats so disturbing is that you have nothing nice to say….even to the nice stuff you see… you always have somehting negative to say about russians….. seriosuly ur a fucking Indian turd… fuck off!
Scientologist asshole!
That’s not Russia. That’s Tom Cruz
poor schmuck is freezing
Dear ER,
I love Mr. Crusie’s new movie because the brave, audacious, and subversive act of the main character, plus his dashing good looks, is like looking in a mirror!
Also, isn’t it nice to see a fit man who knows how to select a suit with a classic design and cut, made from quality fabric which absorbs the light and only returns a soft glow, rather than the shiny reflective pimp fabrics seen on so many American celebrities?
The open-collar white button-down cotton (Egyptian, I am sure!) shirt reinforces the classic look. Of course, the cold weather in Russia requires something extra. A heavy coat would only hide his slim but athletic figure and disappoint the girls, as well as the handful of groping men in the audience. So as not to disappoint his fans, Mr. Cruise chose to wear the black form-fitting turtleneck underneath it all. Everybody knows black goes with almost anything, especially gray and white, as they are all “winter” colors.
Of course, I have my own set of photos of this event, signed by Mr. Cruise, addressed to “Dear Mahmoud.” I ordered one of my Hezb’allah agents, Abbas, in the city to get one for me. You can see him in photo # 6, diligently doing his duty. He told me he almost had to punch the blondie Ludmila, or whatever her name is, in the lower back so she would fall to the ground and allow him to step over her and complete his mission.
Fortunately, Abbas followed my rules of minimum force and only had to press his groin against her rearend, many times, hard, and with increasing frequency, in order to make her move. At first he was concerned because rather than be offended, she seemed to enjoy it. He swears by Allah that she even arched her back and thrust back against him several times, but I don’t know . . . Abbas is an excellent agent, but he likes to embellish his stories and exaggerate about the ladies. . . .
Wishing everyone access to a famous celebrity, and classic taste in clothing,
M. Ahmadinejad
Very similar in appearance and magnetism to Tom Cruise
epic stylish win!
Kolombusz! +100500
You`re my friend!
TC is a fckn` stupid scientologist.
I think he fits well to Russia as he is almost as short as Putin and Medvedev.
Tom’s OK he’s an AAAH (All American Action Hero) too
That is one BIG-nosed scifag!
OMG look at how polite and rich Russians are! I wish my American countryman were more like them instead of the fat savages they are!
i wonder… where are the guy fawkes-masked people?
A walk through your shallow mind would scarsely dampen the soles of our feet.
The previous message was ment for our Beloved Miss India.
My new image: black turtlneck sveater under white shirt under homosexual suit. I will be sexiest man in willage, maybe even 2 willages. Thank a yous MR Tom Crews!
look at tommy c. schmucking with the russian audience. he must be really trying to tap this market with his new nazi film, which is sure to be a crowd-pleaser thanks to the anti-hitler message. although i hear they don’t mention the soviets at all in the film.
Hey look!
Something even dumber than Christianity!
The “Church” of Scatology!
Where did they find all those people small enough to make Tom look not small?
Ms. India, I to you will open a secret, your stars, for example Dolf Lungrend go to Moscow very much and very often on the closed parties, and the sum for which they come quite and quite them arranges, so to poor Russian they приеззжают on the house, and you the envious foolish aunt, conceiving stereotypes and a cliche!
Dr. MISS INDIA
Stars of Hollywood learn System of the Method by Stanislavsky. It is a Russian Theatrical School. Russian actors not less talent.
And YOR - American stupid half-educated person which don’t distinguish ‘algorithm’ and ‘logarithm’. Russian people more rich then YOU. Because true wealth is a knowledge and talent.
Holy moly! Tom Cruise is frickin HOT. All my girlfriends go crazy when they see a picture of Tom. The best looking human in the world, maybe ever in the history of humanity. Amazing body that is perfect in every way!