Some Boat
Demand for the luxury in growing. One of the expanding industry is luxury boats production. New companies constantly appear offering their services in luxury boat building. Nobody had any experience first, there were no luxury boats in Soviet Russia for 70 years in a row. So some manufacturers copy their works from the Western industry, but some go their unique, Russian way, creating something looking not alike to any other, like this one made for one of the Siberian governors.
via exoticboat.ru
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first dammit
why are you still alive?
Russian luxury boat look like a ferry in Hudson river ha ha, so cheap and nasty.
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Yup. Tack and tasteless the credo of Russian design.
Well - for once I agree with you. It has about as much taste as a sawdust sandwich.
BTW Miss India, this is suitably rude so I know that it is definitely you. Can you confirm or deny that the relatively nice posts from you are actually you…. or not?
Oh, it is kitsch… Anyway, as a friend told me, the greatest thing about Russians richs is that they spend money with excess. Western and Latin-american millionaries just buy stocks, options, debentures and other boring stuff
Looks like a whore house/ Beats Putin’s plane [shown a few weeks ago] by a milestone.
Oh… and let’s not ask who’s been paying for this, of course…
Heheheh ditto! but despite that, watch the comments, it’s gonna be something like “AAAA! Russian boat BEST, stupid americans fuck you!” =)
AAAA! Russian boat BEST, stupid americans fuck you!
This is like, the kind of industrial design they used to make in the US in the 50’s or 60’s.
It’s like all those “styling” things robert lowey used to design!
Hahhaha. Its like a Jetsons boat!! (however i never saw one in the jetsons)
, but if i would i could have looked like this)
Are they watching Lost??
Back when living in the United States and being middle class was actually desirable. Back when being American abroad gave very high status. Before the Reagan Revolution =)
нихуёва кто то живёт
This boat has a slightly different purpose, not for sea, but Siberia rivers.
That boat is a lot faster than ordinary luxury ones. That boat is designed to be indoors, maybe because it is cold, mosquitoes or engine noise.
Most probably this boat is too much on practical side, not comfort. If you look at the design from the perspective of low hanging trees, then it starts to make some sense, although still a bit funny.
Nevertheless, for those places that boat will go, it is most probably a lot better than ordinary sea vessels. The biggest problem might be a comfortable ride (engine nose, vibrations etc) but if you want a riverworthy ship for Siberia rivers, then why not buy from the locals.
This was last year. We all broke today. No money!
HAHAHAHA LOLLIN HARD AT COUGAR SKIN
it’s like some pimp-mobile from cheesy 70’s american movie
Russians have no taste in anything, they will buy anything as long as it’s gold/shiny/looks remotely expensive. I think it’s because of the 50 years of communism, when everything was dull and grey and ugly- poor russians didn’t have time to learn what style is. I mean, really- look at putin’s plane- it’s so over the top, that you can puke just by looking at it.
nice boat inside its luxury you dont need anything more
May I just say I LOOVE the wild crazy cat pattern in the bedroom? It is so “me,” as I am usually such a predator in the bedroom.
Photos #6 and #8 reveal comfortable accommodations for planning jihad, and is much better than what idiots like my Sunni (also known as dogs) rival Osama, who is hiding in the cave making amateur porno video to finance his pitiful and far less creative version of Wahabi jihad. I mean, how many people have already overdone the bombing thing? That is so “old-school” jihad. Anyway. . . sorry for the tangent.
Photos 11-13 reveal the sleek lines of a hunter-killer boat, which would make it harder for enemies to detect as I slide over the waves of the sea like a big sea snake. I would like this low-rider to be painted in flat black, which would enable me to slip away, undetected, from the northern coast of Persia and travel up and down the coast of the Caspian, dropping in and out of ports to check on the markets for hashish, weapons, slave children, and silky panties.
By the way—what is the range of this boat? I would like to take it “all the way,” up the Caspian and pierce the mouth of the Volga, penetrating into Russia, letting the lush lowlands of the delta wrap around my boat like luscious lips wrapped around. . . . anyway , sorry, there I go again. (I’m really losing focus today).
Oh—I almost missed a key point: In photo # 4, the foot-washing basin should be a little lower, as my height is not comparable to average Russian man, and the strain of lifting my leg up so high, like the dog during urination, could pull a muscle in the back of my leg or, more critically, my buttock.
Wishing my Russian river rat friends smooth sailing,
M. Ahmadinejad
Commodore of the Caspian
ROFL @ the disturbing double entendre involving Volga =)))
Steer clear of: floating syringes, bandages, dead fish, chemical waste, raw sewage. Better reinforce the hull with some sort of protective… I don’t know.
Good old rocket turned into brothello.
“Brothello”?
Brothel, bordello, whorehouse. A place where prostitutes work.
My friend Bert,
The term “brothello” was developed during a “product branding” exercise done some years back by owners of houses of prostitution.
Their goal: to attract the blacks, often known to each other as “brothers.”
Their method: to adopt a creative brand name that resonates with black men, while also clearly indicating the “product” or “service/s” offered.
Their solutiojn: A witty combination of the words “brother” and “bordello,” resulting in a new, clearly identifiable, and definitely memorable brand name - brothello.
Wishing you success in “cornering the market” for your product,
M. Ahmadinejad
Brand Manager - Jihad, Inc.
Actually, it’s not just a boat, it’s a hydrofoil!
Maybe from the Meteor series, they are one of the largest types of river hydrofoils, we have three of them in Hungary too. They do at least 60 km/h, and in their original layout, the can carry more than 130 people.
I like the design very much, it reflects the owner’s personality, I guess. The outside decoration is very clever, they gave it an exclusive appearence without larger modifications.
Yeah, it’s a hydrofoil, probably a heavily tricked out Meteor or Voskhod class, made in Feodosia by Morye shipbuilders.
Meteors look bigger, maybe this one is Kometa, the sea-going hydrofoil?
this is obviously a modified kometa and no newbuilding like the mentioned,
sometimes ER-bloggers should investigate a little before posting
If Kometa is the Russian name for Meteor, then you’re right. Because it’s most definitely a pimped Meteor. Reference: hydrofoil.homestead.com
Voshods have slighter nose, and the wing-like boarding platforms are just as like meteor’s.
It can be a kometa also, they looks very similar, if we could see the front wings, we could decide exactly
No, my bet is still on a pimped Voskhod. Compare the second picture on this page to this photo on the shipbuilder’s site: http://morye.kafa.crimea.ua/en/eurofoil.html
Whoot I contradicted my post above. For the record, I now think it’s a Meteor, not a Voskhod. Fwiw.
boat looks nice and modern
I suppose one didn’t even have to click the link to know that there would be leopard and tiger print in abundance. It was a foregone conclusion.
looks like a hydrofoil that i’ve seen in Bratislava
As mentioned above, it is not boat, but hydrofoil. I bet this is not a new hydrofoil, just refurbished one. These were frequently seen as passenger “fast”boats in eastern block. In Slovakia, “meteors” are still in service on routes to Wienna and Budapest (on Danube): http://mujweb.cz/cestovani/lode/Dunaj-Myjava.jpg
More fydrofiol info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofoil
If your governors are sleeping in leapord skin or have any possesions at all in leopard skin, that’s when yo uknow your country is fucked.
The 1980’s called, they want their boat back.
The 1990’s called, they want their joke back.
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When you take shit on boat, you believe you are in ass of giant gay leopard. I live in goat hut and even I think boat is low rent!
haha so tacky with the leopard prints.
Yes it is a Meteor - and if you lost all the leopard and moo print it would be a very elegant craft. I like it.
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Looks similar to the Quicksilver ship that goes between Wien and Budapest. (made in Russia 1985):
http://index.hu/gal/?dir=totalcar/tesztek/quicksilver/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZYT9hf2_w
Welcome to my home, Mr Bond; of course, you will never leave it…alive!
this is clearly photoshopped, a boat with that outer design would never work out
That’s a very impressive boat! Looks like it’s photoshopped.
Looks like it’s photoshopped to me.
ah, yeah, this is my ship. if you want a cruise…
It is nice if you like this kinda thing.
But my taste differ from this boat owner.
I would have gone in a different direction
with the design of it.
And if I we’re a millionaire or billionaire
I wouldn’t waste my &&& on such things.
I don’t have such an ego. I’d use my &&&
to help the less fortunate.
Roy B.
1212 Broadrick Dr.
Dalton GA, 30720
God Bless us one and all
They still use these hydrofoils for small distances in the aegean. The problem is that with even a little wind, they are tied down at dock…
Still, they’re quite fast when they get going.