West of Moscow City
From time to time we have views of Moscow city from above.
This time the views of Southern-Western part of Moscow made from the top of forty-three stored residential building.
via victor-professor
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Wonderful photos!
@ Russian_NYC: Are you (or anyone else) seriously interested in learning how we select members of elite Islamic Revolutionary Guard? If so, I can tell you a little about the selection process, as well as an example scenario you may face as one of our agents.
Does anyone want to see it?
Yes please, enlighten us
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your inquiry. I posted information below in a new post, so as to have a wider space and take less page length.
OMG such a giant 3rd world city trying so hard to be rich, impressive, grandeur and stylish like New York City, but look at those fugly buildings they look more like Prison complex than a modern city. And a factory right next to residential areas? How Russian! I feel sorry for the million people living in the world’s biggest slum called Moscow
What makes you think it looks like NYC? Russia has never been a 3rd world, BTW it was a leading country before revolution…
OMG Moscow is so RICH and BEAUTIFUL, Moscow is the ricchest and most beautiful city in the world!:)
Some houses look like houses in Dubai…
It’s so modern
Here it is. Please pardon my use of space . . .
INTRODUCTION
Thank you for your interest in helping wage jihad by becoming a very special operative in the Revolutionary Guard of the Islamic Republic of Iran. In this initial “pre-approval” phase of selection, you will be required to answer several questions based on scenarios you may encounter during operations. These questions are based on real events encountered by our agents in the past, and are designed to test your independence, your creativity, and your willingness to “take one for the team.”
EXAMPLE SCENARIO–A large hairy dog has detected you as you attempt to infiltrate the home of a scientist and animal lover to steal highly valuable scientific secrets. The dog, a loyal companion to the scientist, begins to bark in alarm as he rushes toward you.
What do you do?”
A simple-minded Western intelligence operative would say, “I would shoot the dog, sir.” This of course would lead to a waste of ammunition and, even with a silenced weapon, could make enough noise to give away the operative.
A Latin intelligence operative would say, if he answered honestly, “I would run away and try to infiltrate “manana” (tomorrow), sir.”
Some Asian operatives would become confused as they began to daydream about what a nice lunch the dog would make if sautéed with some onion and bamboo shoots and spread over a bed of rice. Such a loss of focus could lead to mission failure.
SOLUTION–A successful candidate for Revolutionary Guard would be much more inventive and much more in touch with the common instincts and desires between a man and a dog. In other words, he would challenge the dog for male dominance by removing his penis from his pants and showing it to the dog, which would then be ashamed of his inferior size, lower his head, and whimper in submission.
REVISED SCENARIO–Based on another real infiltration operation, one of our agents was met with a similar scenario, but with a keen twist: The dog was female.
What would you do now?
Again, in such a situation we expect to see resourcefulness and creativity. The ideal Revolutionary Guard candidate would evaluate the situation and know that such an excited female dog, salivating and wagging her tail, bumping and thumping the furniture and knocking crystal and other glassware off of tables, would surely give him away to the home owner.
SOLUTION–So, he must therefore pleasure her in order to keep her quiet. That is what our agent did.
CAVEAT–Of course, after such an act, as the operative later snuck through the house the dog would be his loyal companion and slobber lustily all over the secret documents related to nuclear technology, long-range guided missiles, microchips, and Username and Password for the scientist’s expensive online subscriptions to BBW and ArabAnal porno sites.
ADDITIONAL COMPLICATIONS–As in real life, your test scenario will continue to throw “twists” at you in order to place you under increasing stress, and test your ability to adapt and overcome. For example, just when you think you have successfully answered the above scenario, the evaluator may ask:
1. What if the male dog you encountered in the first scenario did not hang his head in submission after you displayed your penis, but began to bark happily because he is a homosexual dog? What would you do to silence him?
2. Next the evaluator may throw a twist such as . . . you have successfully sodomized the male dog and now he is happily sleeping on the couch under the window, his feet hanging over the edge and a trail of dog drool staining the cushions. You have just patted him on the head and zipped your pants. Then suddenly, from behind the door to the kitchen comes a big black baboon. The baboon’s keen sense of smell has alerted him to the scent of sex in the air, and has caused him to abandon his attempt to cook a frozen pizza in the oven. Now he sees you. He connects the sex-scent to you as he rubs his belly and moans excitedly.
The baboon puckers his lips and hoots with lustful longing. He steps forward, out of the shadows and, as he draws near, you cannot help but notice that his erect penis is larger than yours. MUCH LARGER, in length AND circumference. He is large and muscular, obviously able to overpower you. You left your pistol on the couch, out of reach and underneath the sleeping dog. Your choices are to leap onto the couch and crash through the window, which would awaken the scientist and result in mission failure, or, if you are mission-focused, you can “take one for the team.”
What do you do?
So you see, my friend, this job is not for everyone. In the real world it is not glamorous like James Bond or the TV show “24.” If you decide not to pursue a career as a special Revolutionary Guard operative, there will be no hard feelings. And please, don’t ever feel shame or intimidation when visiting the primate section of the zoo.
Yours in tough teamwork,
M. Ahmadinejad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Incredibly disgusting, but hilarious.
I especially liked:
“A Latin intelligence operative would say, if he answered honestly, “I would run away and try to infiltrate “manana”
“Some Asian operatives would become confused as they began to daydream about what a nice lunch the dog would make if sautéed with some onion and bamboo shoots and spread over a bed of rice.”
“The baboon’s keen sense of smell has alerted him to the scent of sex in the air, and has caused him to abandon his attempt to cook a frozen pizza in the oven. Now he sees you.”
^^^ ROFL!
Anyway, you can count me out Mahmoud, I don’t think I have what it takes, and would rather pursue the life of a wife beater - a less glamorous, but nevertheless essential vocation =)
Dear Russian_NYC,
Thank you for your kind notification of withdrawal from consideration for our special operative training program.
I regret that you will not be part of our team, but I wish you all the best as you show your love for your wife by giving her the iron hand of discipline.
Yours in domestic tranquility,
M. Ahmadinejad
Where are you finding the time required to write so much word? I do not posses this quantity of time. I am simple goat herd, you are president of large evil nation! I conclude that evil nation must run itself.
I have first person experience that many baboons are fond of the kinky sex. Perhaps S&M or watersport would do the trick with the beast.
Dearest Bilosh,
A good leader chooses good subordinates who can accomplish tasks and reach goals with minimal oversight. I have done that. Plus, I am a master multi-tasker. However, I would like to help you achieve your goal of writing more.
May I recommend that you carry a journal with you as you perform your goat herding duties? Then you can sit on a rock, closely observe the sights, sounds, smells, feel, and taste of everything around you, and write it all down while your goats are sleeping, grazing, picking through the neighbor’s garbage, head-butting each other, or fornicating.
Wishing you literary luck,
M. Ahmadinejad
Please, dont bring religion into this, its done no good to the world. Enjoy the pictures, and these ones of Moskva look pretty good actually
Have you ever successfully completed a reading comprehension exam? Did you pass? The reason I ask is that I can find no reference to religion in the comment you responded to.
er in mr ahmadinejads earlier post about islamic revolutionary guard or some shit
Mr president evil nation! Today in field I try what you say. I carry journal and when goats looking other way I write in it. I will now share my journal entry with a yous:
“Today, goats look other way. Than they look back. Da Svidanya.”
Yours a truely
Bilosh
Dear Billy,
That is wonderful! You did very good! Now, let us consider other things you may add to your story when you go out with the goats again.
When the goats looked “the other way,” for example, what did they see? Was it a predator like a wolf, some wild dogs, or a group of drunken Englishmen looking for sexual pleasure? Did the goats see another group of goats? Or, when they looked back, what was their facial expression? Did they appear confused? frightened? Happy? Or, was there a lusty glaze over their widened eyes?
Facial expressions can tell us so much about the emotions a goat is feeling, and that helps us identify with the goat, which in turn draws us into the story. It is as if we are “there” with the goat, feeling the same thing as the goat, whether it is confusion, pain, or a lusty desire that is torn between the goats on the other side fo the hill, the goats within our own herd, or the Englishmen.
This is enough lesson for today.
Wishing you good journaling,
M. Ahmadinejad
Mahmoud
I think english-russia is standing in the way of our love so I am going to post my reply here:
oh M. Ahmadinejad
May I say I feel so elated by your choice to ignore my crase and rude remarks made previously. My only comment to you as you seem perfect would be
1/ do you have any gum boots (a legacy of travel to new Zealand perhaps).
2/ have any of your relatives been interned in Christmas island, or Guantanamo bay?
3/ do you have any camels or knowledge of said beast.
4/ would you swear on your grandmothers life that the only jihad you partake in be a jihad of love in the matrimonial chambers with your infidel?
5/ could you perhaps do some role play and dress up as a Nazi, a Latvian police man or a gimp?
could you please reply asap
*heart is fluttering*
Mr evil nation molester….
I very much dream of flying my plane to your country and bombing your camels and goats and depriviing you of sexual enjoyment from them. But, I retire from flight and now design new systems to penetrate your airspace. I put penetrate in there to keep your attention you flower boy! Oh, I’m sorry …your “infidel” friend.
May I suggest something??
I have had a dream from God and he is very displeased every time he has to listen to your prayers because you bore him with you constant talk of camels,goats,young boys and infidels - your prayer may no longer be 2 hours long!! You get two minutes I am to tell you. God has asked me to tell you to go to Texas and meet with Bush and learn to become a cowboy on the open range - to get in touch with your male side and talk about and even dream of girls!! God says he is tired of your goat and young boy stories. He reminds me to tell you that hell is really hot!!! Much more hotter then Iran or your neighbor boy.
I only pass on this information as your “infidel” friend who wishes you dead and pigs to piss on your grave.
Other then that - have a nice day Mr. Iran President!!!
Those are nice pictures of moscow.I am very impressed.
Wow … what a blast from the past. First photo and BAM! - the school I went to for seven years back in the 80’s. Incredible. Wish there were some more photos toward the golf course and the buildings just on the other side of the pond, where I lived. Thank you! English Russia delivers AGAIN!
U live in Arizona bro?
Beautiful pictures! Thank you for posting. Moscow is fast becoming kind of americanized, actually.
Dear, Henryk.
What do you mean by “Moscow is fast becoming kind of americanized”? First of all. Moscow has always been like this. A picture of those places in Moscow would no different in the 1980s. In fact, this is not even one of the prettier places of Moscow. All I see is mostly endless blocks of Soviet-style apartment buildings, which is the most boring and uninspired type of architecture ever. Think an affordable bedroom community. In terms of comparing Moscow to American cities, the most common comparison that’s usually made is with the non-Manhattan parts of New York City (and it was made even during Soviet union times). The city centers of both cities are of course too great and too unique to be comparable to anything else. In terms of most other American cities, most of them suck! The only good big cities in USA are NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston, and perhaps Seattle. The rest are a big joke of a city. Any European will tell you this, not just Russians.
Украина Навсегда!
Александр Бут
All right it is Mockba
So industrial
Wonderfull pictures
i love the comments from Mahmoud Ahmedajad
In this part of the city,west from the kremlin,towers have risen.Someday most of the city will be sky scrapers.Then we could call it New York City 2.
Please!don`t compare the Moscow,with dirty and over populated junkyard city of NY.Moscow is the best city of the whole world.
Glassnost….prestoroika….and now Nashis….Russia you never let us behind the world….God bless Russia.
Ha! Now you see pretty buildings american pig-dogs??? different shiny objects? YES, Russia is superior! better than u-ass-a!
(even though only 0.01% of moscovites get to live in such buildings, and rich criminals exploit other russians - I am PROUD of SUPERIOR Russia!!
from this height the street seems pretty neat, clean(snow excluded), and organized. not too many commercial signs of capie/propaganda signs of commie.
Сердце родины моей! Красота та кокая! Лепота~!!!
Beautiful!
I spent 11 days in Moscow recently. I stayed at a hotel near the University, so I recognize some of the landmarks, and even my hotel is in the middle of the pictures. It is interesting to see how it looks like in the winter. I visited at the end of April. Good work!
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