Lady in Green

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Coming around the streets in St. Petersburg you can meet the lady in Green having troubles with her car, don’t fall onto this that’s a trap!





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    51 Responses to “Lady in Green”

    1. Exitman says:

      Why? What would happen?

    2. maxD says:

      She seems perfectly capable of handling affairs herself. Like the average Russian woman, I might add.

    3. Saad says:

      A trap? Is she…a man?

    4. Autogreen says:

      I want her to fix my car. I drove many kilometers and I need a oil change. :)

    5. mxi says:

      Go on then what would happen, cause so far I would gladly head for the trap

    6. Poocolator says:

      Maybe I want to fall into that trap…

    7. Russian girls are very, very, very, very beautifullll. Brazilian girls are hot, but not so beautiful then Russian girls.

      • maxD says:

        Just wait until they turn 30+.

        The long legs and curvy waistline will turn into massive pillars of flesh-with-cellulite as a foundation for a curvy apple, topped off with an already aged face, due to the many everyday battles they have to fight in order to make ends meet. And, of course, at least one marriage and divorce to overcome. The ‘tjotinka’ in the next picture is 32 yrs old.

        http://www.neighborhoodaccess.org/2006/07/Russian_woman_finishes_reading.png

        Russian girls still marry at an early age, like 18-23 years. To accomplish that, they dress rather provocatively in order to attract men and battle their competitors. It is a sad sight, in fact: the girls all look excellent, stuffed with make-up, dressed to impress, like on the photo’s, and the guys…. sluggish, poorly dressed, they shuffle through the neighborhood, hardly taking notice.

        Russian women still feel that it is better to marry ASAP and divorce if necessary than not to have been married at all.

        They NEED that stamp in their passport [one gets a stamp in the passport when married] - the stamp proves that at least ONE man considered them worthwhile. It’s a cultural thing…

        Some girls, however, seem to be virtually age-less. Good genes, good nutrition and lots of love will accomplish this. Unfortunately, except for the genes these things are hard to find in Russia, at least for the average citizen. So the girls hunt for money. Rich men, if possible a foreigner with money.
        Russian men are such old-fashioned macho’s that it is almost unbearable for a modern girl. The wife should stay at home, cook and clean, keep her mouth shut and her thighs open. And allow him to fuck around. And no children until he ‘is ready’ - which is probably never.
        Reason why divorces are over 50% in Russia.

        And BTW - how many Russian men have a foreign wife ? Exactly.

        They have no chance in the international arena unless they modernise severely.

      • AndersonBMX says:

        I agree, russian GIRLS are so damn beatiful!
        And our brazilian girls are so damn hot.
        maybe in Spain or Italy we may find some kind of damn hot and damn beutiful girl…

    8. Gabriel CCCP says:

      What a fuck would happen?

    9. fsdsfsdf says:

      Dangerous because her boyfriend is waiting in the bushes ready to take your car when you stop.

    10. pete says:

      they are beautiful, smart, sophisticated… and high on maintainance
      more a ferrari then a toyota… 10 years of experience speaking here

    11. Viral advertisement, I bet? BTW, lilac boots with green dress… eeeewwww!

      …reminds me of an old Russian joke:

      Two “New Russians” (a Russian term used for the breed of Russian nouveau riches not known for their intellect, probably stolen from Hedrick Smith) next to their cars

      - Vovan, what’s wrong?
      - It wouldn’t start…
      - hmmm, have you checked the lights?
      - yes…
      - and did you wipe windshield?
      - yes…
      - and did you kick the tires?
      - yes…
      - Then I really don’t know what to suggest…

    12. Viral advertisement, I bet? BTW, lilac boots with green dress… eeeewwww!

      …reminds me of an old Russian joke:

      Two “New Russians” (a Russian term used for the breed of Russian nouveau riches not known for their intellect, probably stolen from Hedrick Smith) next to their cars

      - Vovan, what’s wrong?
      - It wouldn’t start…
      - hmmm, have you checked the lights?
      - yes…
      - and did you wipe the windshield?
      - yes…
      - and did you kick the tires?
      - yes…
      - Then I really don’t know what to suggest…

    13. Ngern says:

      wow, i want to drive this lady

    14. Rodriguez says:

      This is photosession. That not reality pics!
      An one more! maxD! If you have any problems with women - that`s YOUR problem! It`s so pity!
      Or you just a gay.
      If you`re found out pic with fat lady so it does not mean that every russian woman will be like she`s.
      I guess you`re ugly little skinny nerd or just provocateur.

      • maxD says:

        Go to Russia. See for yourself. I’m Russian and married to a Russian girl that’s virtually ageless. I know what I’m talking about. You don’t.

        • Canadian says:

          You think saying you’re Russian makes what you say true all of the sudden?

          Canadian women don’t age, ever. When they’re 70 they still look 25. I’m Canadian so you have to believe me, I know what I’m talking about.

    15. Pas says:

      What is it exactly that I should be watching out for? That she may more about cars than me, GREAT.

    16. TRocks says:

      What happens is that you pull over to help her and then some thugs come out and car jack you. It was happening in Germany back in the 90’s by Czechs that came across the border.

    17. Petter says:

      What would happend???

      lol @ maxD

    18. commonman092 says:

      I’m married but if I was single I wouldn’t mind having a crack at her. She’s obviously resourceful

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    20. Gustavo says:

      What happens is that you stop to help her. Then you fall in love with her and you marry her. A few years later, she turns into a fat ugly bitch. That’s the trap!

    21. Bilosh says:

      It considered trap because under green dress is large penis with balls. Girl in green dress really man in green dress!!!!! But if you like large penis with balls then it not so much a trap.

    22. QSETTR says:

      If i can keep this woman after my old shitty car is stolen, i would buy her a new dress or new boots and keep her until she`s 30….so she tap into my trap…

    23. CARLO says:

      hallo.. a little quiz for you.. …the numberplate is wrong ,what ’s theright number ??

    24. CARLO says:

      …………………..

    25. edc says:

      helen mirren is russian.
      sharon osborne is half plastic, half english, 100% nasty.

      so maxd is a fucking retard.

    26. Al says:

      I want her trap!

    27. Reenox says:

      Can the webmaster please enlighten us and say why the hell is this a trap?

      • Bremm says:

        I see a boy’s face printed on lady’s one.

        In about 30 days walking thru SPB, I saw ONCE a tranny. He (or she?) was sitting in front of me. Blonde, fake tits and male feet with huge “big toes” (he/she was wearing sandals). My teacher (a 58 old woman sharing the seat with me) didn’t perceive that was indeed a male trying to be a female.

        If you don’t mind dating a “lady with an extra sausage”, it’s OK.

    28. Chilean_dude says:

      It’s a dude then? i don’t get it..

    29. If you want to learn about Russian girls, come to the RUAdventures forum by clicking the link above. MaxD’s comments above are somewhat out of date.

    30. Anton says:

      I’d like to cross the T’s.

      1) This is really just a photosession.

      2) Nothing will happen if you help her. I don’t know, why the author has written that.

      3) Russian women are really beautiful. Я русский и знаю, о чем говорю :-)

    31. Joe Ravioli says:

      The shadows in that 2nd picture are very nice.

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