The Sausage Admin

Russian way to cook sausages 1

When Russian system administrators stay at night hacking their systems they might have an urge for some hot food, so the most fast way to get a hot sausage is to… plug it into the wall electric outlet. Just 219 volts of pure energy makes the sausage ready in a few seconds with the LED lamps indicating how is the process going. And yes, don’t do this at home, that’s not safe!





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    42 Responses to “The Sausage Admin”

    1. Punx says:

      The keyboard is somewhat interesting too - look where the Cyrrilic letters are!

    2. dlinyj says:

      It’s me create it. Copy past!

    3. dlinyj says:

      in dlinyj.livejournal.com

    4. WTF? Do NERDS need food?

    5. Ow My…..WTF is “нямка” ????? hehehe

    6. erin says:

      mr. wizard did that on the kids tv show twenty years ago! next! (its still cool though)

    7. It’s something that you eat instead of food. Like, ramen noodles with mayonnaise.

    8. q says:

      This is old stuff.

    9. aerosquid says:

      and no Windows key…

    10. LiraNuna says:

      Linux doesn’t need windows key, duh.

    11. Singe says:

      In addition to the Cyrrilic letters, that keyboard looks like a model M keyboard. Those are like the best keyboards ever made. :O

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    13. Zafarad says:

      THE U-ASS-A IS NOW TRYING TO TAKE OUR GLORIOUS RUSSIAN SAUSAGES!!!
      RUSSIAN FOOD IS THE MOST GLORIOUS FOOD IN THE WORLD! BAAAAH!

    14. altima says:

      it’s an old style keyboard! keyboards like this were made before windows 98 and they had no windows keys!

    15. Belarus says:

      Mother of my friend died because of similar self made device to burn water made from blades.
      Here is details http://www.metacafe.com/watch/788158/a_boiler_made_of_blade/

    16. Bullwinkle says:

      If that were true they would be cooking old potato!

    17. Bilosh says:

      This modern electric cooking device I give as anaversary gift to wife. Previously she cook hotdog on old style goat dung fire. Hotdog now not as tasty as in old days but is cooked in record time.

      Last photo shows decoratings for Christmas feast. YUMMM!

    18. Bullwinkle says:

      Russia food taste like the old potato!

    19. I make this Russia delicacy for Zafard and he placed in and out of ass!!!

    20. Zera says:

      Aerosquid: That’s an IBM Model M. Those things were built in the mid to late eighties, a time when there was no such thing as a windows key.

    21. that is one delicious admin lol.

    22. Lethe says:

      Heh

      We used to call that Ohm sausage at university. The led lights are something new. Great stuff. =)

    23. [...] Voila une expérience qui démontre tout le potentiel énergétique de la saucisse. Déjà dans les boucheries, on peut les voir s’exposer en se tenant main dans la main, ou extrémité par extrémité tel un câble électrique. Demain, nous les verserons dans nos réservoirs avec au choix le plein de merguez ou de Morteau, et sur l’aire de repos nous les ferons griller sur le moteur. Nous verrons des éoliennes de Knackis tourner depuis la fenêtre du wagon bar des TGV. Ce potentiel, le cassoulet l’a compris depuis bien longtemps en mettant le vent à l’honneur. Qu’on se le dise, demain plus personne ne se plaindra d’être ballonné, car la réussite viendra a qui produira le plus de kilowatt/heure. De ce pas, je vais prendre des actions chez Saupiquet. [...]

    24. stupidoid says:

      real hackers don’t used windows, silly..

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    30. Divoru says:

      Lstite Russian system administrator.
      keyboard with Cyrillic alphabet

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