Russian Luxury Pickup
Russian luxury pick-up, anyone?
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This time me first, bitches.
Again. You are first, I drop my pants and you are first to suck my cock. Enjoy.
I am the first
Fugly, but looks sturdy.
Impressive. But who would have need for such a vehicle?
Who would have need for shielded or double-shielded off-road vehicle? Army, bodyguards of all sorts, banks… In addition, there are versions without any shield (those are similar to hummer), with extremely strong fire protection, strong heat insulation (for arctic areas / for deserts) etc.
The interior is all Chevy parts.
Old mid 90’s Chevy parts
They are made from your choice of a Land Rover, Mercedes G-Klass, or a Chevrolet Suburban/Tahoe.
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Stupid russians can not make their own truck, this monster is GMC based. Even the odometer is in MPH (Miles Per hour)
D.
@ dudster
you’re an asshole!!! a gigantic asshole!! only shitty GMC can use MPH odometers? STFU fat american moron!!
drink vodka and go fuck yourself
drink yourself and fuck a vodka
You (and the rest which say the same thing) seem to have some sort of blindness. Under the MPH there’s the KPH odometer with smaller chars.
Typical of General Motors products. In case, you know, you’d have to drive to Mexico/Canada…
During you’re taping this shit, i’m fuckin’ ur mother and your retarded wife.
It looks very heavy. Keep best to firm surfaces really?
2 to 5.5 tonns. Costly versions are advertized e.g. here: http://www.gizmag.com/go/4799/
It has level 3 glass. I imagine its targested at rich people afraid of kidnappers.
Also the dashboard is out of a chevy pickup/suv, is that what its based on?
no its not based on gmc, they simply used some parts such as the spedometer, and engine parts, to lower the cost of maintance and repair, also for people who live in usa, so they wont have to wait a month to get new parts shipped from Russia, plus lowers the cost of making such vehicle.
Those images don’t do justice to that car - they don’t show the hidden rocket system on the sides. Also they don’t show the flip control system that comes up when the driver is James Bond.
That car HAS to have a laser SOMEWHERE.
Is that dandruff on that panel with all the buttons, pic. nr. 5 ?
Interesting… some of the interior components appear to be from a General Motors vehicle.
One of versions uses GM engine and transmission, maybe some other components as well. That version is designed is to simplify the service of mixed group of T98 and hummers.
thats not a luxury pickup.. Originaly it was designed as jeep with 3 doors, hermeticly sealed cabin, etc for safe transport of VIP, who has to sit behind driver, because there arent any door.
how cool!
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The dashboard doesn’t look very Russian. I thought Russia used kph rather than mph as well.
nice cars, only the interior could be better.
Could they get 5 stars at NCAP test?
NAACP test?
http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=eKSlBUPg9Rw
Yup, GM on the inside, the instrumentation is the same as a Chevy Trailblazer/Suburban as is the wiper, headlight, and window motor controls.
Lasers are optional but are illegal in California just like anything else you’d really want on a vehicle.
…and those people bitch about Hummers and Jeeps?
hmm…………..
russian car, metric system is in this country and dash panel from american car?
yeat again i repeat, that this car is sold all over the world including usa, u can costomize it as much as u want including the dashboard and the speedometer, if u want they will put in a dashboard from a lambo and make it fit, ut it will cost u extra.
Russian answer to U ASS “hummer”.
This looks like a modified Lamborghini off-roader (one built against the HMMVEE)
The owner could used the Chevrolet Tahoe`s (or some other GMC` cars) dashboards. I guess!
Let me guess… it’s a re-bodied Hummer/Tahoe/Suburban?
Probably not, at least they’ve started production of armored vehicles before hummer times and this T98 armor is capsule or double-capsule, not framed.
yea i like the chevy cluster
Same sort of retard who would buy a Hummer to commute to work?
That’s a fucking great looking armored truck. What’s the MSRP?
And who wants to bring one to the USA for me?
u can order one on their website, they will ship it to u. if u got enought $$$$$
I hope they killed the designer…
Big car, small d..k
If one really needs such a car, girls will make love with him even if his d..k is small.
Re. designer — it might be hard to kill him if he uses his own production.
They always think a car or an expensive house or suit can compensate everything. An asshole in an expensive suit is still an asshole and will be seen as such. Everybody makes fun of him, except those underclass people he was once part of. They envy him.
yet it is still bigger than urs.
It’s really Fugly but… I want one!!!
This converted from “hummers” we confiscated in georgia! ! ! !we made better car.more protected and better driving! ! ! !Russia is as historic japan first kopy than rule! ! ! ! !no ones puppet! ! ! !
That’s right, the only thing Russians can do reasonably well is steal somebody else’s shit… Oh, and drink vodka, too.
middle 90’s technology
so russian, so upset
I bet it deflects radar too. Stealth profile, lol.
And Chevy Suburban was around in a modern form since before the Soviet Union collapse, so it could conceivably be Suburban re-body. Plus, I am not convinced it’s a unibody.
Actually, everything that looks American is just popular in Russia. You get status-points if the car measures speed in MPH.
Russians still even use more often dollars than euros, despite the abhorrent exchange rate of dollars.
FYI
<a href =”http://www.wooddash.com/fullimage/ChevySuburban03-05moldedAJsmall.jpg” title=”Chevy Suburban dash”
Year 2003-2005
Now who wouldn’t want to cruise around in such a sweet little car!
“Kombat T 98″ sounds like a mafia brotherhood gang/crew though
The rear axle and front suspension look to be GM as well. Metric gm dashs are available, all GM’s sold in Canada have a metric dash.
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A HA Russia will always copy america!!!The USA is through the whole country.They see america every where they look.We rule!!!!!
Russian Humvee, nice. I like.
you FOOL !!! I from Russia! And such delirium I do not wish to hear! You were not in Russia! and know nothing about it! But speak any nonsense!!! Vodka? What for stereotypes??? Fools…
Is this thing bulletproof?
A real magnet of pussy!!!! Bullet-proof glass so Uzbecks cannot get me! How may Gypsies can it drive over at one time? Can cover come off so wife sit outside in back?
Introducing the LOVECHILD of GM Head Rick Wagoner and…, er ,… apparently… Dmitry Medvedev’s wife!
Its not like Wagoner WOULD, COULD and SHOULD let Combat bother with the garage sale of 1990’s Suburbans and Tahoes, ya?
He may be an a-hole but it is a GM dashboard and gauges.-Just sayin.
it is fucking chevy
looks like lambo LM 002
I agree with GOGA, it looks so much like Lambo LM 002. Its nothing like GMC, people, relax. Also, why doesn’t it have an emblem? there are pictures where there an empty circle in the middle of the radiator…
Overall, if I had the money, I think it would be in my garage just for fun and during times when I need to go finish or simply offroading.
Also, EVERYONE needs to calm down, there is no need to turn this into USA vs. Russia deal…just enjoy the car, fuckers!
The car is awsome engeneering but why they used GMC front clusters lol those are on 97 to 2004 on all cadilacs and denalies blazers and some chevys lol crapy USA clusters