Tractors are the Best

American big SUVs seem to be of no use in Russia, tractors - those are really a decision for those who want to move themselves across.

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    45 Responses to “Tractors are the Best”

    1. Reeally says:

      Tanks work okay here too.

    2. Eris says:

      lol nice video

    3. castleahh says:

      i think most people fail to realize that most suv are not built for off road, or even dirt road travel. they are more for suburban and city driving, as that’s what most people with them do.

    4. Rebenga says:

      The H2 most certainly is NOT an off-road vehicle. It’s a Chevy Tahoe with a different body. It’s a bullshit vehicle that has nothing in common with the real Hummer other than the name.

      And as has been pointed out, 99% of “SUV” type vehicles are designed to transport some soccer-mom to her grocery store and back, not actually go into the forest.

    5. sverre says:

      SUV cars are a smart marketing campaign by the oil industry. Who is dumb enough to believe that they would actually be useful in the mud?!

      • castleahh says:

        a lot of the marketing for suvs seems to be oriented more towards safer than cars, f you drive a car, it will be crushed by a giant suv, so everyone tries to drive a bigger suv and than to other guy to keep from getting crushed, creating a cycle of perpetual big suv buying.

        • Swede says:

          Not only SUV. In US there is little distinction between “truck” as in a small pickup or as in a 18-wheeler rig. Other languages clearly distinguises a pickup car and a lorry/cargo truck.

          Today pickups are even sometimes bigger than a small goods delivering truck. Some even requires more than a regular driver’s license to drive (haul?).

      • aleke says:

        okay so car companies are now the oil industry? cool! everything is a scam! jews did wtc!

    6. Fat Bastard says:

      There’s a Russian saying - “The fancier your jeep is, the farther you’ll need to go for a tractor” (Чем круче джип, тем дальше пиздовать за трактором”)

    7. Swede says:

      There is no “Terrain” in Sports Utility Vehicle.

    8. Marrock says:

      Brilliant, it’s like watching Three Stooges routing till the tractor shows up.

    9. I’m curious. That doesn’t look like a very large tractor for a country like Russia with large agricultural fields. And it has such a narrow wheelbase. What would its primary use be?

      Here are some that could pull out vehicles:

      John Deere at urozhai.ru

    10. Zafarad says:

      I love “true” Russian “ASS U V”.The farmer`s choice Tractors! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !.

    11. Luis Eduardo says:

      hehe…a tractor always save dumb citizens.

    12. madineg says:

      these mts tractors from belarus are very fine, i have the 80 ps engine from mts80 running inside a robur bus, a brave heart

    13. SuperCorgi says:

      These American SUVs are just fashion statements. Expensive way of wasting gas. Too big, and ground pressure is way too high to be in the slightest muddy area.

    14. w says:

      I am truly amazed at this tractor doing what it is designed for. Well worth the post.

      • Delta says:

        Both of those SUVs have road tires: small, mostly flat tread with some ridges for pushing water away.

        The tractor has large, ribbed tires designed for travel on uneven, muddy terrain.

        If I lived in that area I would find a way to put tractor tires on my car.

    15. US Soldier says:

      Very nice tractor, although I like tracked ones.

      And I think we should vote McCain.

    16. John says:

      Pissy little SUV’s get bogged in Australia too, hope the farmer charged for his services, that happens here as well !!!

    17. Tractors (and military HMMVEE’s) have oversize chambers for more torque. In the sand and mud, torque - not horsepower - is the name of the game. SUV’s are standard street vehicles with big wheels and suspension, nothing more. The video was entertaining. BTDT.

    18. humpster says:

      wouldnt happen with a VOLKSWAGEN touareg bitches

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    20. Wout says:

      Striking comment, very apt!

    21. Jacob says:

      The tractor driver probably got paid in bottles of vodka.

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    23. itsme says:

      the Hummer pictured is based on a Hd2500 series chevy, mechanically,its a 3/4 ton truck with a shortened frame. the hummer has a locking rear differential, and a lockable transfer case. for its size, its a decent off roader, that escalade is a just a whored up tahoe, not a bad vehicle but street tires and awd make it a bad choice for serious off roading. the little russian van simply has no tires under it,not setup to pull anything heavy. the tractor is designed to drive in muck, its designed to pull things-and it does both well. that type of spring thaw mud is basically impossible to drive in without a light 4×4, with locked axles and big mudtires- any of the trucks could be set up to drive there..the tractor just already has the right stuff. belarus has to be as good as the chinese tractors, btw.

    24. bones says:

      you put boards under the wheels - thats what you do when youre stuck in the mud. but you have to be smart enough to have spare boards in your trunk first.

    25. Roy says:

      It’s not so much the quality or abilty of either of the big US SUVs, it’s the tires they chose to use. Road tyres don’t work in mud. This is why tractors have huge Mudpluggers!

    26. kkk says:

      Once I saw a video in youtube where Rang Rover Sport wasn’t able to drive at all. It stood in its place with spinning wheels. And there was no mud like in this video. It was pretty funny to watch that video. At least in this situation there was a lot harder obstacles than Range Rover had. It was spinning on plain field :D

    27. Divoru says:

      Many of these roads. Even
      100 km. from Moscow.
      Name - riding in the village)))

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