The Russian Horror Movie

It’s for the first time I’ve met a Russian horror movie. It tells us how the Big Radioactively Mutated (sounds familiar) Turtle attacks Russian army.

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    42 Responses to “The Russian Horror Movie”

    1. macias says:

      this is so crappy

    2. XavMP says:

      Brillant¡¡¡¡

    3. keroro says:

      this is pretty old movie…may be end of 80-th or something…modern russian-made horrors not so crappy…

    4. I.D says:

      Wow! Looks very intresting! I want to know the name of the movie) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, нах :)

    5. aka_vavo says:

      Hahahahahah, Russians don’t make solid windows but that door … my God, strong as a bunker door !!! :)

    6. Ko23 says:

      blank fire adapter? uhm….no wonder it didn’t hurt the turtle

    7. Deplora says:

      It looks like they really put a firecracker in a turtle’s mouth for realism.

      They probably didn’t have animal rights regulations back in the 80’s, or even cared about that stuff.

    8. Jeez says:

      Yeah) Clowerfield in russian way..

    9. Jeepee says:

      The name of the movie is “Mutants” (Мутанты). I’ve bought a DVD from ozon about 2 month ago.

    10. rrr says:

      Cheap!!! Russians, stop making movies, drink vodka instead, you are better at it!

    11. Mishganca says:

      Pfffff. It is not a movie. It is a clip. So, that all of it. We’ll never know author and camera man because there is nothing to know. There are lots of clips like that at YouTube and RuTube. It’s crap and never can be a quality meter of Russian movies

      • exactly! this is CRAP! looks like american science fiction/horror films of late 60es or 70es! but in soviet times this kind of shit was totally banned off the screen. i was born and grown up in Russia and never seen this crap before. because it never was a movie! and stop posting all this crap discrediting info on this site!!!!! Russian Federation is one of the greatest nation on the planet! ok, maybe it is not so comfortable to live in like US for instance, but this country has contributed so much in humanity progress like NO OTHER!!!

        • rrr says:

          Then why dont you show us something great about Russia instead of all crap we see and KNOW!!! about Russia?

        • Nadiush says:

          It was for Gulag-inhabitants only. To boost the torture of their imprisonment. Only a few survived watching the whole movie. Most ran off into a minefield after the first 40 minutes to end the misery.

    12. keroro says:

      well, here is trailers from “nightwatch-1″ (2007). It was distributed at West, as well (http://www.foxsearchlight.com/nwnd). Of course this movie is not unique masterpice, but who will say what it was just a “clip”, can throw some stones at me =_=
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=nu26kiMyF58

    13. Fat Bastard says:

      It’s just as crappy as American straight-to-video/DVD B-movies

    14. hans blix says:

      hahahahahaahahahaha! classic, classic cinema. is this not better than moscow does not believe in tears? i think it is. :)

    15. Varthash says:

      Some modern Russian films are quite good; like “Night Watch” and “Day Watch”. I also saw “9th Company (9 Rota) which I thought was very sad.

    16. This is real quality film made with assistance of Revolutionary Guard Corps and their secret mascot turtle named “Baseej,” which was instrumental in helping Persian warriors defeat Iraqi Arab dogs in marshes of al-Faw peninsula during Iraqi war of agression against peace-loving Persians in 1980s. Baseej swam in the swamps and snuck up on sleeping lazy Iraqi conscript soldiers and ate them for a yummy breakfast meal.

    17. download says:

      download link needed !!!

    18. Classic says:

      This will haunt my dreams forever.

    19. MaTTicA says:

      Somebody owes Edward D. Wood an apology for calling him worst director ever. Apparently they havent seen this directors work yet.

    20. wow says:

      craptastic! :DD

    21. fox1562 says:

      can anyone tell me where i can download any russian movies, please…. for rapidshare or megaupload, im a big fan. there are some really good films out…..

      many thanks fox1562

    22. Ex_Russian says:

      LOL - anyone remember MST3K?

      Oh well, must not judge russian “movies” too harshly.

    23. irootsk says:

      FOX - you can find many movies on rapidshare. just need to know the names. The last russian move i have seen was called Bummer.

    24. I just wanted to say thank you for such a great post. I’ll be visiting your blog again and adding you to my reader ! Thank you again :) Thanks,
      Denise

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