A Limo from Ukraine
Some small countries, ex-parts of the Soviet Union always try to express their independence from Russia and often from the rest of the world too.
Now Ukrainian car industry presents a limo that should counterfeit all those Maybachs we discussed some articles ago.
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The interior of the car reminds me of a funeral car.
I wanted to say exactly the same! Especially the “shrine” inside makes it look like dead people are carried away with this “voiture” =)
ever been in one?
I live in one, that’s when I’m not out on the streets drinking the blood of the innocent and eating new born babies.
FIRST
fuck u
did your mother love you?
This is Ukraine not Russia.
Exactly - that’s what it says in the headline…
The car is just incredibly ugly. It looks like a result of a scrapyard owner getting high on LSD and welding together pieces of junk.
I think I can realize some of the parts. The front is from Citroen CX. The air vents look similar to those used in Fiat Tipo/Tempra.
It is hard for me to believe this is a real piece of machinery and not a bad dream…
The instrument panel is from a Honda I think.
The instrument panel is from the last Audi 100/first Audi A6, for sure. I owned such a car for years and remember it. Also from Audi: the direction light interrupter and the light control.
The dash and some of the interior door panels are from audi. Probably the audi v8 (i have one). The audi v8 was delivered in a limo version so maybe it was built on one of these?
I’m fairly sure that even the Audi V8 didn’t have 6 exhausts!
How do you even describe that? Are they ‘twin triples’? I’m fucking awe struck anyway.
My urine is yellow again!
Haha car is so long!
Drink your own urine and die
fake
AAAhh, my eyes!
This is the shitiest car I’ve ever saw. Please don’t hurt the designer, this is all he can do. I feel pitty and sad about the people wjo own this and all the time and money spend…
Sorry.
Was that car built in the 80’s?
It even has a candle holder. Jesus Fucking Christ retarded!
ROFLMAO!
homemade limo
whoever wrote this post (i mean the “Some small countries, ex-parts of the Soviet Union always try to express their independence from Russia…” part) is a retard. cause it takes a special kind of stupidity to take some long ugly piece of crap you call a limo and then make conclusions about expressing independence from russia. the only independent thing about this is the idependence of the person who made this car from any artistical taste. i am not that much into ukrainian car industry but for any company to produce this thing is to declare a corporate hara-kiri. i dont’t think ukrainians are THAT stupid.
greetz from bavaria
I totally agree with you!!
Another thing….when the hell is Ukraine called a small country? Its freaking huge! If my memory is right its about half the size of the rest of Europe put together! I have been to Ukraine 10 times and its people are full of class! This guy who made this car was about 30 years to late in style and lost his class in a glass or bottle of vodka! Oh, was I sterotyping??? Sorry…Russians,Ukrainians,and any other former Soviet sad excuse for a democracy and free society - your police and currupt officials suck and so do your roads!
Now, your women is another subject! They are the prettiest damn things I ever seen and sweet! Too bad many look for western men as they can’t stand their own lazy, drunk ass men who think romance is getting the girlfriend drunk so they can “do” her in the apartment hallway!
Have I gone off on a tangent? Sorry! But, most of you people who write here never been to these countries and only read about them. I lived there! As much as the American president and politics suck here - I would never trade my country for all of them combined!
Did I say I love Russian music??? Sorry! I forgot!
Ukraine is not huge, It’s the size of Texas.
In Urkaine live about 45 million people. It’s not a huge country, but obviously it’s not a small country. It ranks 27th in the world (population).
stupid nigger, Ukraine is about 2.5 times bigger.
lol americans and geography >>its about half the size of the rest of Europe put together<<
1,669,807 sq mi / 4,324,782 km² european union (so not even the rest combined)
to
233,090 sq mi / 603,628 km² ukraine
It’s approximately the size and population of California.
Is that Julia Timoshenko’s car?
Marry me
New money is always looking for bling-bling extravaganza. Taste is developed over the years, if these years were spend sitting in ugly ‘70 s interiors [like in the Soviet Union] or surrounded by ugliness in general, this is what you get.
Horrendous !!! Reminds me of the cars you can see in ‘70 s blaxploitation movies like Superfly… black pimps love this stuff. Trailer park-trash’ idea of style and grandeur.
she’s a beauty!
Sick
Absolutely HORRIBLE.
*runs to the bathroom vomitting*
Hei kaikille!!
This is a strange device. The label “Limyzin” in the Ukrainian language you can see on one of photos. It has been made that all have understood to itself, that it is a limousine, not a funeral car (catafalk in Ukrainian).
Glory to the Chochlnian designers! Hats off!
I have found out, that in transmission of this strange device asynchronous electric motors are applied.
It’s cool!
The heavy-grained vinyl seats remind me of a school bus
The addition of the towbar makes this thing even more humorous!
that is a hideous car. something of it reminds me of a catfish
Wagon Queen Family Truckster made into a fucking limo.
(from National Lampoon’s Vacation movie)
http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/vacation%20truckster.jpg
light candles and whole car burns to the ground…fucking brilliant.
Those are not candles, but a skilfully crafted beer pump. How pathetic.
Beautiful car! I want to know more.
1. How much to purchase?
2. Can I have my initials embroidered into the seats before delivery?
3. Does it come in other colors?
4. Will it go faster than the limo used by Lukashenko?
5. I agree with my friends above who say it looks inside a little like a death place. So, for atmosphere, can you install a small but colorful and reflective disco ball over the bar?
CHAPPY!!
Way to go Ukraine!! Is that the best you can do??
How made it? He should get a statue! Is it based on Audi, or is it only the interior which has parts from Audi?
That is one seriously ugly car.
And what’s the worst, the dude couldn’t even afford personalised plates. Certified Tosser.
I agree.
wow your mother didn’t love you enough did she?
Welcome again! ! ! ! ! !
HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE
Only people with a taste for the finer things in life can appreciate this vehicle. This is one of the most elegant automobiles I have ever seen. The craftsmanship and styling are exquisite. This is a true luxury automobile that all manufacturers will attempt to duplicate.
I’ve seen this car up close last summer during my trip to Ukraine (didn’t sit in it). It was build in the village of Kornyn, about 5-7 km from city of Rivne in Ukraine.
The guy made this car in his garage. Its his second one. The engine is from Audi 8 and its a 4 wheel drive. He used to work as an engineer for 12 years at the VAZ factory.
Oh, and to all the folks here who criticize this car: show me what you have done in your garage? Oh, nothing! Then shut up.
Next time you see him will you see if he will rent it out for one of the next Die Hards? Also if he could make a really short caravan for it? Thanks in advance.
to Bruce Willis: not likely. I reside in the US right now. I plan a trip for the end of July, but it’s nothing concrete yet. I was born in that village and some of my family still lives in the area. If you’d like, a contact info for the guy (his name is Ivan) could be arranged.
Actually, this limo is his third one, the second he build for one of Ukrainian singers from Kyiv (don’t know which one).
to Bruce Willis: I might not get a chance. I’m living in the US right now. I do plan a trip there at the end of July, but nothing concrete yet.
I was born in that village and some of my extended family still lives in the area. Perhaps, contact info of the guy (his name is Ivan) could be arranged. Let me know, and I’ll ask him through family if it’s OK to provide a contact number.
Hi does drive for weddings on occasion and his second limo (the pictured above is the third one) was build to order for one of the singers from Kyiv (don’t know which one).
to Bruce Willis: probably won’t get a chance to talk to the guy for some time to come. I live in the US. I do plan a trip at the end of July, but nothing concrete yet.
Getting the guys contact info (his name is Ivan) is a possibility. I was born in that village and some of my family still reside in the area. Perhaps I can ask a relative to get the contact info from the guy if he OK’s it.
By the way, the photos above are from his third project, the second one he build to order for some Ukrainian singer from Kyiv (don’t know the name). He does drive the live occasionally for weddings.
Thanks Bozo, appreciated. Do you think he will be able to come up with the really short caravan?
If by caravan you mean “trailer”, then I don’t see why not, for a price. We need to get in touch via other means to discuss this further, like e-mail or instant messaging. Need to have some concrete info of who asks what and where from before I start asking questions. Just to show serious intent. My ICQ: 248348266
Sorry about multiple posts, previous ones weren’t showing for about 10 hours.
I’ve restored few cars in my garage, I give him 10 out of 10 for builing a limo, and 2 out of 10 for the desing.
“Some small countries, ex-parts of the Soviet Union always try to express their independence from Russia and often from the rest of the world too.”
Some people in Russia always try to express their nostalgia for “glorious” soviet times. The age of colonial empires is over, accept it finally.
Disgusting pos. Looks like it was built by an 14 year old blind kid.
No limo is complete, unless is has the trucker style marker lights on the ends of the front bumper
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UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY. I have never seen such an ugly car! I’d rather drive na tata motors than this piece of… crap.
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Хоть я Уркаїнець але лімузін уродний.
hahahaha homemade car ROFL
why are they burning money? lmao