Cop Says: “Hit Me!”
In one of the parks of Simferopol, Ukraine they have installed the amusement machine. The machine itself is nothing new, its based on the well-known “Hit me as strong as you can!” type of machines we meet often in such places. What makes this one interesting is that it is made in the form of the bad policeman. And the built in speakers of it repeat phrases like: “I am a big fat nasty cop! You hate me so hit me! I lie to you! I bribe you!”, and one can see something resembling a cache roll on the half way to his pants’ pocket.
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Funny until you meet the guy this machine represents on a road block.
bribe? those are unheard of in western countries
Fuck you lol IGOR IS A BALDY FAG !
Not like you would know… miss INDIA.
soap? toilet paper? those are unheard of in india.
i’m western, you’re not.
We need this machine with face of Yulia Timoshenko speaking “I am a dirty bitch ! You hate me so fuck me i lie to you !”
No, we need one with Medvedev, the dwarf who can’t piss without Putin holding his diminutive dick
FUCK YOU !
PhotoShop !
Ha ha looser! Look what you write and go fuck yourself Youschenko and tallest man will help you
The only fuck you are getting is from that policeman on the picture.
Fat and Drunk Soviet style Cop. It is good model of real thing. Is it true the fun of russian policemen is to ram the fudge up each others bloated stinking ass ? Or do they jyst blow each other?
Russia is most corrupt country, worst is China. In america cops are very very corrupt , but stay fit and take steroids so they can give better beatdowns on innocent people.
Man, someone has dropped some acid in the English Russia comments page water cooler!
What is that red-and-white thing he is pulling out of his pants? They have red-and-white striped condoms in Russia now?
That thing is scary, freaks me out, argh run away!
Dear Sir:
We write to you on this day to protest the portrayal of Ukrainian Police Simferopol in such a negative manner. The photos above are reactionary and propagandistic, and do not portray in a truthful manner the appearance of Simferopol police, which means they must have been photoshopped in Russia in an attempt to undermine Ukrainian independence.
Ukrainian Police Simferopol does not allow its officers to paint their wankers, especially red and white, which is national color of Polocks, not Police. If we did allow our members to paint their most private and personal part, and to show them in public as the photos above suggest, then we would insist they paint them in patriotic Ukrainian yellow and blue.
Loser
Loser? It is you Russians who lost Ukraine, and no matter how much you threaten us with cutting off the gas, etc., we will remain independent, and European. We had enough of the backward yet heavy and oppressive Russian bootheel. Try to stick it on us again and you will see.
I was talking about mahmoud… but I’ll bite anyway……
Yeah, we’ll see how long it lasts….. I give it 5-10 years and Ukraine will be begging Russia to take it back.
What happened to the orange revolution?… I thought the west had your back, where are they now? What happened? Your citizens are regretting the choice they made and it will show itself in your next election. Ukraine needs to wake up and realize that the E.U and the U.S dont want it…. they just want to use it as a pawn to make russia’s existance miserable. Half your country agrees with me…. the other half?… they’ll realize soon enough.
Lol, im from simferopol and going back there this summer, have never seen this machine before, but will look for it later, anyone know which park its located in? is it Detskiy Park or Park Gagarina?