The Local Airlines
When you next time decide to take a local flight across the Russia don’t be surprised to board an airplane like this.
And don’t be surprised, haven’t you know that the sticky tape is the best way to put pieces of the plane together? At least of this particular plane.
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I had the armrest fall off of my chair on a United flight from San Francisco. No packing tape on the door, though!
Not so bad and actually a little trivial, I work in East, West and Central Africa and some of the airlines here are a whole lot worse.
Tape on the trim doesn’t bother me.
Anyone else remember when German air officials had to tell the Chinese airline that they could not fix their jet intake compressor fan with tape?
if this is an airplane from russia, why the charts are in spanish?
Good point.
I would not worry about the parts of internal trim falling off, but it tells a lot about general maintenance…
Obviously, Russia, as a poor country cannot afford new planes thats why they have to use second or 3rd or 4th hand planes from aeroplane junkyard around the world.
who says russian airlines must operate russian planes? we can’t tell from the photos where this was taken.
Mother fucker dirty asshole indian.fuck you all indians.go to your monkey God`s ass.your all Indian industrial boom based on Soviet and Russian donations.again fuck you guy.
Miss Punjabi did you eat toxic waste for dinner last night?
Russians produce own aeroplanes,much cheaper of this second hand trash,post is fake 100% its AIR INDIA plane operating on the line New Delhi-New Delhi…plane is airport shuttle.
You are absolutely wrong Indian poor guy! ! ! ! ! !Soviets and Russians produced some of the finest aeroplanes in the whole world.there is no single country in this world who produced so many planes at there own.i think your poor air force is better know about this “truth”.MiG 21 is your “love and passion”due to his unbeatable and superb “performance”! ! ! ! ! ! !.i think if your passion will continue to this legendary flying machine,your hole “FLYING DRIVERS”vanished from this world by the year 2015! ! ! ! ! ! !
Why even bother coming on EnglishRussia with your ignorant Hindi comments? I would actually in your state praise Russia for its contributions to you. Did you know that India bought Soviet arsenal worth 60 million dollars since the ’60’s? I didn’t think so. By the way, Russia is not a Third World country otherwise Russia would not be included in the G8 and other international commisions. Go choke on some curry and live in the shithole you are proud to call India.
i’m not russian but the last time i heard russia makes topolovs and has it’s own airplane making factories, and i don’t think russia’s THAT poor not to be able to make its own airplanes. i mean i’m an iranian and even though we’re under sanctions, meaning we can’t buy new american airplanes, our airplanes are even in better condition than these pieces of junk! i’ve never seen an airplane taped together!
I thought the Spanish was funny, too. I doubt they were being that considerate to all the Cubans still stuck in the FSU;)
More likely because it was originally an American plane, bought at bargain basement prices since it is _so_ old:(
Blame it’s condition on the owners not the maker. It looks like it’s an older American Made Boeing or Douglass, that has not been well cared for. Boeing puts those same signs, lamps switches on most of it’s jets.
russia buys old, used, cheap transport vehicles once they fail their own countrys safety checks..
i think this is not a russian plane. the spanish gives away. it could be from some third world countries speak in spanish.
Read what Miss India wrote and think about it.
Why dont you and mr india try actually “thinking”
3 days ago I took a plane from Kiev and the “advertisings” were in french. Obviously it was a second hand plane, like (maybe) this one.
LOL once again the stupid owner of this site thinks that because he found the pics on a russian site it means that they’re russian. HAY GUYZ CHECK THIS RUSSIAN COMPANY CALLED MICROSOFT:
http://www.microsoft.ru
IT WAS FOUNDED BY VASIA GATOV
this article is bullshit
neither it has anything with russia to do (unless you see ukraine or kazakhstan still as part of it :/) nor is it a local flight.
obviously this phots were ripped from here: http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=32916
and the story behind is about a flight from almaty (kazakhstan) to kyiv (ukraine)
and operated by the ukrainian airline “Ukrainian - Mediterranean Airlines”
with good reason this airline is banned to operate in the EU
When I flew to Moscow I used Aeroflot and the aircraft was a 767 manufactured in Everette Washington. I didn’t notice any deferred maintenance on the aircraft. I am curious to what kind of aircraft is featured in this post.
It’s quite common in eastern europe to see vehicles with signs that are in language never used there. Like spanish, french, swedish, etc..
I think the reason is that eastern europeans are practical and the language in signs has no effect on how the vehicle moves. Whether it’s a bus, an airplane or a ship.
they aren’t russian planes! They are from Ukraine.
I had a similar experience with tape on a airplane during a flight to florida a few years ago:http://thetalik.net/pictures/florida/hi/1.jpg
oh please everyone knows whats wrong with this pic. its the JEWS end of story.
Robot is right - its Ukrainian Douglas (DC-9 or MD 82, 83) operated by UM airlines
Care to enlighten us how you know it what kind of plane it is and operated by whom?
Have a look on comment by
robot
2008-03-26 11:06:27
above with a reference to fishki.net
Plus I use to fly same airline and seen same things.
Reminds me of the good old days when I flew TACA (Take A Chance Airlines).
Is this that plane where was recorded porn with pilots ?
See what happens if you try to get on a U.S.-bound plane with a roll of duct tape or clear-wrap…
Maybe now they will welcome you on board and ask to borrow your tape to wrap around the tires, since they’ve had so many blow out lately.
Nazi planes rocks
Where????????????????????????
Maybe he means they fly like rocks.
ukranian photoshop!
hahaha. first time this joke is funny.
Whether this is Russian plane or not, I have flown in a British plane with Italian texts on the emergency doors.
By the way, Aeroflot have a lot of different types of planes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot & http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot-Cargo), new ones and bit older ones. For example two of Finnair’s old MD-11 planes have been sold to be used as cargo planes by Aeroflot.
Thats to stop the water dripping in from the faulty air con
This is a Ukrainian plane, not a Russian one, it says so on the Fishki site the moron that put the pictures up took them from. I have flown on Aeroflot many times and have never seen any of this on any Russian planes. The worst I have seen is the inflight movie is not working and because the plane is at the end of it’s run it’s a little dirty. Inside and out. I must say that the MI-8 I rode in Siberia one time was a very uncomfortable, rough ride. It’s got a military lineage though.
this is an american Mc donell douglas,very old for sure, strange that Russia use this ones in Local Airlines.
It’s look like some brazilian airplanes. Here a company even used sometime a kind of duct tape in the wings…
GOOD POINT, If it is russia then why Instruction in spanish, YOU MOTHER FUCKER AMERICANS, STOP THIS BILL SHIT, TALKING BAD ABOUT RUSSIA, YOU GONNA SOON DIE, THE BEAR IS COMING YOU MOTHER FUCKER BASTARDS, WORLD KNOWS ABOUT YOUR DIRTY PROPAGANDA NOW.
There was a lady on this plane. I was sitting next to her. She was wearing a skirt and my d*ick got hard. She noticed my erection and I put my hand on her leg and worked it under her skirt where I fingered her hot, wet and juicy p*ussy until she had multiple orgasms. I wanted to phuck and suck her p*ussy to. S*EX IS THE BEST !!!
I flew on planes like that in China, but there was more tape. I’m still alive
Russia is not poor any more, and situation is giong to be better end better every day. I love Russia.
Wow, is all of the hate necessary for this thread? I live in and fly in Russia frequently, and I’ve seen such things (although maybe this is indeed a Ukrainian airline). Yes, they do use recycled planes from Boeing and Airbus as well as the old Soviet Tupelovs. Old planes of any make are going to be problematic, but again, why so much hate (racism, antisemitism, threats, etc.) over pictures of tape in an airplane?
It’s really quite pathetic.
I live in New Jersey and go to Russia once every 3 - 5 years.
Last time i went back was December 2006. I was in moscow for 3 days and St.Petersburg for 2. I had to fly to St.Petersburg on a local airline. All i know is that the plane was a TU -something. Im used to continental and delta in the US. Well this flight was so different from that. The stewardess did not check for seats in upright position nor did she cehck for seatbelts. Poeple had their feet above seats. But that is fine i dont care about that crap. BUT … on those planes the engines i guess are on the back of the plane. So instead of the plane gaining/losing altitude like planes with englines on their wings this thing would either tilt upward and feel as if i was going up an escalator…or it would NOSE DIVE to lose altitude. I have never been more scared than when the TU started its “descent” which was REALLY A FUCKING NOSE DIVE. Plus the plane looks scary as hell because its from the soviet era. Next time im going to make sure im flying on a boeing or something that is not russian. Not that it isnt reliable..but that it doesnt have auto pilot and the whole nose dive thing wasnt so fun.
Are you sure this is russian? ’cause on the first pic, “Salida de Emergencia” is Spanish
Very risky plain though
I saw some russian planes(tu134,tu-154)that have signs in spanish,english and polish.so it doesnt make any sense that there spanish is used.it is russian plane.but we can not say it is belong to any russian airlines.many post-Soviet and some others still use russian palnes,like my country Azerbaijan.
i wouldnt drink that water….
Some assholes dont even see that this plane is not even used by russians ,,,,l look at the emergeny signs you blind fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
this isn’t the worst plance. once i had flight with Kartago airlines (thats tunisia air lines), i was praying all flight…
I tried talking to some Russians about maintenance. They didn’t understand what the word meant. I tried drawing things being maintained. They had no idea what I was talking about.
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thats why they tell u to trust national airlines…..
If the national airlines is like that too… then I wonder hows their railway system…
You are right,john.all over the world “budget airliners”has same kind of saving attitude at the cost of their “poor”passengers.if you remember few years ago,Alaskan air line performs same dirty practice.may be they save few dollars but many families lost their love ones.God bless them.