The Post Order Fail

This order failed, guy ordered laptop but got just two stones 5

This Russian guy has ordered his brand new SONY laptop via DHL.

He waited a few days and when he got the package he was so excited.

He passionately tore the box and found there…





This order failed, guy ordered laptop but got just two stones 1

This order failed, guy ordered laptop but got just two stones 2

This order failed, guy ordered laptop but got just two stones 3

This order failed, guy ordered laptop but got just two stones 4

Yes, just two boulders instead of the new SONY laptop. Online orders in Russia sometimes go wrong too.

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    72 Responses to “The Post Order Fail”

    1. Maaarten says:

      First!

      and typical asian stuff, this

    2. lasix says:

      first u suckers!

    3. First one says:

      First, you fags !

    4. Swede says:

      He tore the box like a bear kicked in the nuts.

    5. punja says:

      I guess you can’t take those things for granite!

    6. Typical russian animals, they will steal anything from anybody. I saw a whole truck of mail dumped in a forest, they opened all mail, took everything worthy moneywise and then just threw it away. I hate it!!! Russians are animals!!!

      • Eris says:

        Grow up you, exclaiming moron. And change your crappy neighborhood. — You’ll see, people are different and the world has many beautiful sides.

      • Perhaps a bit strongly worded but accurate nonetheless. The Russian postal system is not to be trusted with anything even remotely of value.

        However I am surprised that this occurred with a DHL package, I expected that they would have better security than that.

        That’s why I use FedEx for anything to Russia. Ungodly expensive yes ($99 for a simple envelope!) but it WILL be delivered on time and unmolested. And no I don’t work for FedEx.

      • Rodriguez says:

        Ох и уёбище же этот fakeRussian. Если он всё это говорит серьёзно - то он последний урод. Если шутит - то всё это похоже на выходку малолетки, не больше, прикрывающего таким образом свои недоношенные комплексы. Противно читать такое, даже не из чувства патриотизма, а из чувства жалости и презрения к такому долбоёбу как фэйкрашн.

        • Ты Rodriguez тормоз который не видит дальше собственного носа. Всё что могу о тебе сказать. Типичное русское быдло. вот ты кто.

          • Rodriguez says:

            вот именно об этом я и говорил. подумал еще раз над моими словами. типично нерусское быдло.

            • Если бы все что я говорю было неправдой, оно бы не цепляло так тебя, а так ты просто бесишься потому что вы такие рашики и есть. Слава Богу что я свалил из этой позорной страны и от этого позорного народа. Дешевка! А ты типичный представитель который даже без матов говорить не может. Чмо ты Rodriguez :-))))

              • Rodriguez says:

                Почему не могу, прекрасно могу, просто для “таких” ректальных дисфункций как ты язык без мата просто не понятен. И скажи еще одно - какой ты национальности? Тогда всё станет скорей всего ясно. Насчёт “все что я говорю было неправдой” - что именно? что все русские животные и т.д. Так первое животное - это ты. Не стоило конечно всё это писать, но такие вот дебилы как ты вынуждают. И еще один совет, прежде чем высказывать свою “единственно правильную и уж ниипацо верную точку зрения”, сходи к специалисту, подлечить так сказать “травмы детства” - кто ж знал, что выпеженный в попу russians fake окажется такой злобной собачонкой. С другой стороны, понятно, всем бы после такого было обидно. Но оставь в покое Mother Russia, живи себе спокойно в своей стране, не залупайся и почаще ходи к психоаналитику.

                P.s. Заметь в твой адрес не было сказано ни одного мата. А про что меня что-то задевало из сказанного тобой, дак это твоя дурость, не более. И доказывать обратное нет смысла.

                Peace!

                • Peace!
                  Это самое умное что ты мог сказать, и то неплохо. Молодец! :-)))
                  ПС. Почему я так реагирую на русских и рашу, да потому что эта страна пыталась сгноить в тюрьмах моих дедов и моего отца просто за то что они говорили правду, и в этом не только правительство было замешано, все соседи “стучали” и способствовали ментам и государству.

                  • Rodriguez says:

                    Моего прадеда расстреляли на Колыме за так называемое “письмо Троцкого”, о котором он знал только по наслышке - как видишь наказали не хило - вышка - расстрел. Других родственников - поволжских немцев - выселили в Сибирь, некоторым “повезло” они просто получили сроки и остались там жить, остальным, как понимаешь, повезло меньше - опять же вышка - расстрел.
                    И еще одно - самое важное - не путай Россию и социализм (коммунизм) или как ты там это называешь. Это не Россия расстреливала твоих родственников, как и моих, а “вождь народов” Иосиф виссарионыч. А раз на то пошло, то уж и не обвиняй только “рашиков”, а грузин и грузию - тов. берия. А иже с ними: евреев (коих было в изобилии), украинцев, а также поляков, эССтонцев и т.д и т.п. И мне кажется - ты либо еврей, либо хохол (именно хохол, а не украинец).
                    Не путай страну и политический строй.

                    И угомонись наконец, климактеральная истеричка. прими аспирин и живи спокойно.

                    • По твоему в 80ых и 90ых тоже Иосиф действовал??? Соседи тоже не россияне были? Тебя парень просто задавили как блоху раз ты смирился с тем что твоих постреляли. Позор тебе! В раше всегда быдло и холопство процветало. Тебе вот холопчику тоже рот заткнули подачкой какой то. И сейчас вас всех там на поводке держат. :-))))

                      • Rodriguez says:

                        Хахахахахах! ))))))))))) какой на хрен подачкой? ты о чем вообще? всё короче, я поржал, другие я думаю тоже, давно так не смеялся. по тебе правда кащенко плачет! Ж-)))) давай, успехов тебе в этом нелегком деле - идиотничать и выставлять себя полным придурком! и скажи еще одно - где ты щас живёшь? может правда пора сваливать отсюда, а? ХАхахахахахаххаха!
                        LOOSA!

                      • Bilhon says:

                        Нет ну ты fake russian конечно клево протест свой выразил, типа всю мою семью сгнобили так я свалю и буду с безопасного расстояния в 10 тыщ км в комментах срать, Герой!

          • о, мужики, а обезьяна по-русски разговаривает, очуметь.
            Респект пендосским дрессировщикам :)

      • illlich says:

        Was it the Russians who stole the laptop in transit? Or a scammer in another country who sold a Russian some boulders?

        • The invoice with round stamp looks like russian, so its either, the sender or mail carrier/post office. About 90% of mail I`ve sent to Russia dissapeared. This is so typical to Russia.

      • KanuTaH says:

        I disagree with his comment, my theory is that the world doesn’t become beautiful once he leaves Russia but in fact something different, for him the world becomes beautiful once hi sticks his head up his arse!

    7. punja says:

      On a more serious side - I HATE DHL! They have to be the worst excuse for a carrier that I know. Their only redeeming quality is price and vacuous promises. So if you don’t care if/when a package shows up, and if you can put up with endless lies about delivery dates/times, I’d say use them. Otherwise they SUCK! and yes, this is from a number of experiences I’ve had with them. UPS and FedEx are at least two orders of magnitude better then these people. My guess would be that it has nothing to do with this being a shipment into Russia, so much as a DHL quality of service problem.

      My advice if you want something on-time, and want to track it without being lied to, and not have it f****d up in the end, ship by some other carrier.

    8. Ag says:

      Strange way to open a carboard box!

    9. Chicken says:

      This is what you get for purchasing things from your ocal ice cream van :D

    10. Richard S. says:

      Must be one pissed off Russian!

    11. jflins says:

      Is there any other kind ;)

    12. jflins says:

      I guess maybe there is… there is a HAPPY Russian, as well, based on this picture!

    13. jflins says:

      Great - and a multi-minute page update, I see. Probably infers a rather slow one, too. Typing these page updates in real-time rather than deploying a javascript.

    14. Nadiush says:

      Looks like a typical, badly designed VAIO to me… :)

      Fred Flintstone model.

    15. Gary says:

      Folks,
      Though I am not Russian, still I don’t think it would be right to blame a country or a postage carrier for this. Bad experiences can happen to anyone and anywhere and perhaps this incident was one of them. However, best practices always advice that whenever you buy this kind of expensive product, make sure there is some kind of Protection Scheme with it and some authority is ready to take responsibilty for its actions incase things go wrong. Its upto the buyer to all possible research before falling for any fake attractive schemes.

      Gary, Birmingham, UK

      • punja says:

        Good point. This guy will probably be reimbursed for damages/theft, whereby he will re-order new Sony laptop and receive another set of rocks. If he keeps this up long enough he might not get his laptop, but should end up with a nice rock garden the carrier can walk through while delivering the next set of rocks.

      • D says:

        Gary, I appreciate your sincerity, but the reality is that people across the world love to bash Russia and Russians at any chance they get. It gives them a sense of being important or worthy, yet people like you and me can see them for the hypocrites that they really are. This site just provides the material to feed their hate.

        • beria says:

          D - They don’t love to bash Russia nearly as much as they love to constantly and witlessly bash the US. I’d say Russia comes in #2 in the internet bashathons So once again, the US leads! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

          • Crunch says:

            I hate US of arseholes with a passion. Their vile brand of shit has infected my country badly. I never watch tv now because of all the american propaganda and shitty shows.
            Not to mention RAP!!! Rap is fucking shit, gangsta? Fucking zombie more like it.

            And and now we’re being taken over by indians and islanders.
            In less than 5 months indians now outnumber us kiwis in my workshop (engineering). It’s a sad state.
            And islanders just bring the economy down and chew up all our tax dollars.

      • maxD says:

        Well put. This has nothing to do with Russia or the courier. Mail and packages get stolen every now and then, i.p. promising looking packages. Here it looks like the rocks were already put in there by the sender [an employee running a small business on the side ?]. Lets hope this guy had an insurance to cover his loss.

        And then buy an Apple instead of this silly PC laptop. ;)

    16. Gary says:

      D. I agree with you. However, people just take out their stress/anger when they have bad experiences but like I said bad time can come anywhere and anytime. Person’s got to be vigilant else sum1 sumwhere around the corner is ready to conn you. We dont have time for happy moments these days coz of such a busy lie so imagine why would someone need an excuse to feed their hatred more.
      Bottom Line of Online Shopping :Check payment method is thru a Secure Mode, check internet browser for security, always buy from trustworthy websites, use options like PayPal whenever we can.

    17. russians fake_ Fuck you hunkey bidlo faggot

    18. Ortodox says:

      Could be anyone who stoled pc,if is realy lifted from original
      package,strange because package should arrive to custom control.
      What about ebay frauds,fake credit cards,cashier checks from States?

    19. Dudez, why everyone here is so nervous about “russians fake”?
      Shit always smells, so what?
      One shan’t pay that much attention to every pile of shit by the road :)

      2 fake: дорогое уёбище, а чо ты по-русски разговариваешь? Не стесняйся, излагай на своем никому не нужном наречии.
      Или стыдно?
      И я надеюсь, что тебе платят за твой блёв. Иначе получается, что смысл твоей жизни - надрыв собственного сфинктера.

    20. Russia is a big pile of shit!

      • haha says:

        hmmm, someone is really angree. Mind sharing your sad life story about why exactly you talk like this about entire Russia and the whole nation? :) Perhaps all of us here could help you ease the pain instead of reinforcing it ;)

    21. Mr. Nobody says:

      We have an international online business in EU and our company doesn’t send any parcels to Russia in unregistered mail anymore, simply because the Russian postal system is so utterly rotten in reliability. A lot of delayed and completely missing letters/packages .. and out of the over 15-20 non-EU countries we do business with, Russia is just about the only one with this problem.

      Didn’t expect this from a DHL shipment, but I guess it could have even been the courier who did this.

    22. Greg says:

      People who steal from others suck eggs. I hope he had insurance and he was able to get another computer.

    23. Agent Plaid says:

      It looks like there is a lot of DHL material around. Did he open it in the DHL office? Did a DHL employee open it?

      Where was it ordered from? Sony ships via FedEx. It could have been sold by an individual who sold a bunch of rocks then moved away.

      >Though I am not Russian, still I don’t think it would be right to blame a country or a postage carrier for this<

      You are absolutely right. I see scams of all sorts all the time. If you are in the US, just check “Craig’s List” there is all kinds of brand new in the box computers and electronics for 75-80% off. Now why would anyone be selling current computer models that cheap unless they are stolen or not what they claim to be?

    24. HuyPartii says:

      FakeRussian is a known whore who likes to bash Russia every chance he has. The guy has a screwed head and nothing would chance that since it’s diagnose.

    25. ukrainian says:

      This could easily be fake..

    26. jmndos says:

      Vaios Suck ass…..the box of rocks is actually a better deal…..

    27. Good one I guess an illegal russian immigrant to USA might be working in BestBuy.

    28. The very first scammer I met outside of Russia was Russian emmigrant. :-)))

    29. This is englishrussia.com not russianrussia.com where we all speak Russian so that nobody else in the fucking world has any idea what the fuck you are talking about. It’s rude.

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