No Ride
Some Russian playgrounds have been equipped with cute small merry-go-round like things recently. But, no, they are not supposed to be rode by those Russian kids - they are to please the eyes of grown-ups. These things would never swing.
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if it moved, that would be one bitching’ merry-go-round.
Well, the earth rotates at the speed of 1038 Mph (1669 Km/hr), so all you have to do is sit and enjoy the ride.
awesome. awesome. I am awestruck .. wow. I did not know that such a country ever existed … awesome, Russia. wow!
That’s sad… Allways work and no play :s
When I look on this, I remember “wooden toys, nailed to the floor” as an idiom for hard childhood
Gotta remember that!
In Russia, we say “Hard childhood, high window-sill” about a dumbass (as if he fell off the window-sill in childhood
Блин, прибитые к полу деревянные игрушки - это не их прикол! Это наш!
Всяко горшок ручкой внутрь круче!
Особенно, если это ночной горшок…
Да понятно ночной, какой еще? Еще есть туалетная бумага б/у…
In Russia an officially approved design, should just be executed and is not to be questioned.
None of that matters to kids. They will climb all over that thing. For kids, fun is the best thing to have. Try to empathize.
this is where they train kid’s imagination. if you imagine hard, you’ll be going around and around on this.
Why?
The lower portion of the pole must be photoshopped to look like it is in the ground.
do chuja pana z takimi zabawkami.
In Russian, please! (At least)
No polish here.
Na ruštinu se ti můžu pěkně vysrat, hlavně žes to sám řekl anglicky.
My nigga :))) My bitch.
After you drank enough, you can sit down on one of those nicely painted chairs and the world will be spinning no matter what…
And a nice side effect, the merry-go-round will never wear out that way.
Ну и што? Какая разница?
poor russian children. why do they always have to have it hard?
Fuck you
Pochuizm & Raspizdajstvo - thats our lifestyle!
Sometimes it seems like majority of population is living on LSD here in Russiа …
BTW - is this thing really shoud rotate? what for?)))
Its like Soviet Space Shuttle.
It looks real, but it doesnt work.
Russians and very smart and make excelent airplanes and technology; this must be in Ukraine or other Iron Block country.
Oh fuck you sir.
I’m so tired of dumbasses who for some mysterious reason pretend they know something about Russia, Ukraine and the former USSR in general. Go kill yourself, moron.
And you know what else?
There were countries of the COMMUNIST BLOCK, and there was the IRON CURTAIN - but IRON BLOCK is just a Harley-Davidson dealership in NY.
Have you ever read A BOOK, you pathetic idiot?
Oh go fuck yourself. Who do you think you are saying generalized shit like that? Do you have any idea about anything happening in Russia?
Мудак какойто.
When will US SHITtle blow up again?
Its painful because its true. Dont blame the world for ignorance in your own brain.
Communism lost. With childrens toys such as this merry go round, we see why.
Support Kosovo Independence !!
back at the ignorance in your brain:
support Serbian struggle against muslim oppression.
“Muslim oppression”?? HA HA HA !!!
Oh yes, those Muslims are oppressing Serbia so much by leaving Serbia and forming their own country. How horrible.
ты совсем охуел пидрило ебаное!
ты пиздюк сучий читать не умееш?
мусульмане вирезали сербов сотнями сотни лет а теперь ещо и кусок земли отняли, а ты долбаёб на ето дело смотриш и либерально так дрочиш наверное;
пошел нахуй;
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заткни́ еба́ло! иди на́ хуй!
а хочеш я тебе барабан подарю? возглавиш колонну мусульман идуших в пизду, сука;
Touche,great remark 0×800
Couche, stupid remark 0×800
Go fuck you self in your muslim lover ass,Rimini is in Italy and you did arrive in speed boat from Albania couple years ago…
I think about after Northern Ireland and Basque independence. And Catalonia…
especially fo russian kids (in futute - big russians)
I have no comment to make………………
Here in Finland, when something is really crap and doesn’t work, we have a saying:
“(It’s like) a Russian ass-buzzer - doesn’t fit in the ass and doesn’t buzz!”
Looking at these pictures, that saying suddenly makes even more sense.
we should give karelia back to you i think before we fuck it up eh? then you can adjust the size of every ass buzzer so we wouldnt have to ram it in;
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It’s too late. Karelia is already fucked up.
And all original Karelians have run from it away to Finland a while ago. So that Russians even had to cancel the Finno-Karelian “republic” of USSR they had initially established. Due to the lack of population.
P.S.
You also have really fucked up the beautiful city of Konigsberg. It used to be one of the most beautiful cities of Europe. Now it is rubbish dump.
i am very sorry about that … the fucking place was only turned into a dump and renamed , but not paved over like we were hoping for and its citizens, including you Mr —-, beheaded.
That was a SOVIET joke: “A soviet ass-buzzer - doesnt fit in the ass and doesnt buzz! (”Советская жужжалка для жопы: не жужжит и в жопу не лезет.”) Maybe it transferred to Finland sometimes ago.
But the times changed greatly. Nowdays, our ass-buzzers are the best in the world!
at least, no ass complained
Now it’s correct, and during Soviet times was worse. Poor Soviet asses!
Gee…there’s asshats all over the world, I reckon. Ya’ll are as bad as Bush-bashers (not that I give a flying fuck)…just the point of making everything political. Give it a fucking rest already.
(psst…look at the weld on the blue pole. Still sthink it’s photoshopped?)
Now…knock off the political cry-baby whining, sissies.
The most obvious flaw with the design is the location of the “grab-ring”. The ring should be on the outside so adults can propel the kids in the chairs around.
Kid were driving too fast(because of vodka),and they put some bars on the playground.
Those bars into the ground were added to the grab bar so it doesn’t spin anymore. These left over toys from the Soviet Union are death machines. Fall off that carousel and you’ll get your skull cracked by the next seat.
That’s why swing seats have been rubber in US for 30 years.
Correct me if I’m wrong but these funny side legs are temporarily and they will be cut away as soon as concrete under the mount is dry and strong.
Poor stupid Miss India or better Miss Trash why your brain working so hard ?
Poor stupid Miss India or better Miss Trash why your brain working so hard ???
Health and Safety in UK should consider this…..
Isn’t this just a fancy 3 way seasaw? In which case it’s totally normal for the “arms” to be secured in the ground to prevent spinning. The point is to go up and down.
I see you don’t like a Kosovo renagades.
Serbs should have been thinking during the past war which was more then few years ago. If they didn’t allow to war crimes they would be the most ‘clear’ side from the wars.
So Albanian criminals from Kosovo could be treated with a stringent rules.
For me, few years ago USA made job of not clever fool who defends ‘poor’ Albanians. But for me it was logical conseqences of the situation criticism without good knowledge about the situation.
US-men had saw the EU-queers (Holland soldiers who did claim that they had to drink vodka with Serb soldiers instead to defends Srebrenica citizens because they have seen … a threat for soldier live) and wanted to to something.
Chill the fuck out you loser
O.K !? this will _not_ compile, reference to now has no type
You are from Albania ? And don’t like it ?
Ridiculous. If you didn’t want Kosovo to break away from Serbia then you should have treated Kosovars better. Serbs killed thousands of muslims in early 1990s, then get the Serbs angry when muslims don’t want to be part of Serbia.
All people need to treat each other equally. Just because they are Slavs is no reason to support them, Slavs make mistakes like everybody else. I am a Slav and I think the Serbs are being foolish. Let Kosovo go, get on with your lives. If you make Serbia better, economically strong, the Kosovars will be angry that they broke away. Violence will get you nowhere.
I agree,FUCK ALBANIA!!!!
Serbs are Ortodox and brothers with Russians.
What are you saying m8, Serbs are slavs just like Poles, you should support them all the way. Their land is illegaly being taken away!
Are you kidding?
Why should Poles support Serbian nationalistic, post-Communist government?
Just because they are of Slavic origin?
It is not 19th century and, after all, Poles are Western Slavs.
Russian state TV announces that a while ago assassinated Serb Prime Minister was “Western puppet”, had betrayed leaders of “national resistance” and got a “bullet he had deserved”!
See it on YouTube (in Russian):
http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=i7yE8NgVdJ0
Serbian embassy in Moscow demands explanations.
I agree with that!, but serbians are peacefull though, not like us Russians, we would deserve our country to be broken but not serbians.
Russians are Eastern Slavs and supported Bulgarins and Serbs(Southern Slavs) in 19th century, who fought against muslims just because they were of Slavic origin and christians.
And what would you say if muslims come to you and say (for example): “Gdansk is our territory!”
Пошел нахуй
Kostya, ti pidor!
Ye man, what would you say? Common it’s not like in Soviet Union under Stalin, where he wanted conquest of new territories, Russia now doesn’t want to hurt anybody anymore. Come Poland, Bulgaria, Serbia, Macedonia, Tzech republik, Slovakia, let’s all form up a single country and resist the American dominance, together we will be able to build a strong economy and a faithful government.
1. That was the Soviet Union who “wanted to conquest new territories”, not Russia. Feel the difference. And communism fucked up russians just like every nation of USSR and much more!
2. There is only two(three) slav nations which really want to be together: russians and belorussians. Maybe serbs too?
Only these three countries didn’t surrender and keeping resisting to the American dominance. USA and muslims hands off Eastern Europe!!!
Agreed, smart remark.
People should focus on what they share and have in common instead of what sets them apart. Be productive and constructive. Us-against-them will not get you anywhere. History proves it over and over again.
You are Slav?Are you ortodox or islam lover?
Fuck you LOL