A Seal As a Pet
Some Russian girls had a bear as a pet, but this one has a real seal as her home animal. She feeds it, goes for a walk with it and gives it to swim in her bath to feel like home.
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I hope I am first to comment that this is indeed a very well photo-shopped seal. I did this myself from Ukraine, using a computer made from birch wood. The seal is not kept in cruel conditions, but is rather a giant aquatic rat that I have used the “smooth” function in photoshop to create the appearance of fins, much as the appearance of competitive elections is also possible!
It is to be doubted that the seal feels comfortable in that environment.
The girl is ugly.
iono, she could clean up pretty well i presume. I believe she might just be breeding them to get the fur… its probably going to get sick and die an unhappy animal. oh, and the seal doesnt look so great either, Oh snaps!
She doesn’t look retarded in the photos.
the girl is nice
but house is not a place for a seal to live…
That girl is bride of Texas1
That seal is damn cute.
It looks like a torpedo-shaped dog.
Evolution is quite a phenomenon!
Oh, now isn’t that cute!
I’d club it.
you CANT say that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is, what it’s all about:-)
The seal is safe. Unless it can be distilled into vodka, it will live long life with girl.
The seal is like a big turkey. Americans would skin it and roast it, or grind the meat to make seal nachos.
This has probaby taken place in the chernobyl area also known as ukraine, where radiation has degraded the brains of all local people.
That’s not nice Mr. Rimini!
I, an American, wouldn’t make nachos out of it!
I’d make seal tacos! That would be delish!
A Russian would make seal shashlik. (seal kebabs)
Seal tacos…. Hmmmmmmm, must be tasty!
i want some tastey seal nachoes
A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asks ‘What will you have?’
The seal answers ‘ Anything except a Canadian Club’!
Thanks, folks! Please tip your waitresses and bartenders, I’ll be here all week!
Goodnight everyone!
I’m sorry good sir, but that joke was utter bollocks.
That is all.
I ask the girl.
PLEASE put the seal in her home. She needs to be free and happy.
Which one is the seal?
Classic case of people looking like their animals?
The seal looks so sad :(.
It’s probably just an abandoned seal cub that the girl is taking care of until it’s old enough to be resettled in the wild.
This girl is Hot ! I wanna see her naked
fake.
Bears? Seals? Please, leave the animal in its fucking correct enviroment. do you see his sad face? It’s unveliable how stupid people with stupid lifes use to damage animals just for fun. Stop the animal torture!
Ever seen an animal smile? Excluding apes.
Seen loadsa dogs smile and some horses
Do not trust a horse who’s smiling. He is planning something.
I’ll give you one thousand millon dollars if you find in my last post any mention to the smile of the seal.
“do you see his sad face?”
No, I do not. Nor have I ever seen any other animal*’s sad face. Or a smiling face. Animals make a certain noise, but an expression? No. I love my cat, but he can’t smile. He can purr though.
*Except humans and apes.
Ape “smile” is a sign of aggression.
Also true to some extend to humans. Remember, when we get really pissed off we sometimes start to smile and speak through our teeth.
Yes, I see his sad face
No! The other end!!!
I hope it whacks her with its tail when it’s a bit larger and fatter.
My opinion - the woman is a animal vetrinarian and she is taking care of this injured/sick animal- its not her pet! Notice the way she is handling it in the picture! She knows animals as this is the proper way to handle this baby - my daughter told me this who is a vetrinarian.
Be polite please - this Russian lady looks better then our cheesehead fat ass chicks in Wisconsin!
Russian women rock! I know! I got one!
And no seal?
No seal - no party!
seal meat is the best tasting meat there is…..
It looks like she may be fattening it up to butcher it!
Yummy!!!!!!
She should be clubbed and slaughtered and eaten.
You couldn’t club a girl like that, not with those big eyes looking up at ya
Club it! Club it!
Then make a nice fur coat.
“goes for a walk with it” I lol’d
What a drag !!
At least it’s not the seal… or is it?
S.E.A.L = P.I.G.
LAST!
LAST!!
LAST!!!
Seals get way agressive as they get older. they are hard to train and practically impossible to socialize.
and yes, some will say what about walruses and sea lions.
they’re quite different animals.
A young lady has an unusual pet … so.
And, suddenly, she are barraged by unkind comments. What culture! What sparkling wit!
Just perfect for a Valentine’s Day post - seal’ed with a kiss. You did that on purpose, didn’t you! =) Clever!
> My opinion - the woman is a animal vetrinarian and she is taking care of this injured/sick animal- its not her pet! Notice the way she is handling it in the picture! She knows animals as this is the proper way to handle this baby - my daughter told me this who is a vetrinarian.
That’s exactly what happened, the owners are zoologists and they planning to release it:
(translated in english)
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mr-spb.ru%2Fstory%2Fmynews%2F2007%2F05%2F24%2Fstory_1471.html
(original article in russian)
http://www.mr-spb.ru/story/mynews/2007/05/24/story_1471.html
she doesn’t look to bad, but the seal looks sad
make girl+seal nachos plz
LAST!!!!
she is cute sexy bitch i like to sex fucking!
ohh common read the fyrst comment ppl this is photoshoped
He’s cute and so is she! I’d like to make sexy with her!
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I love seals……….
I would pay good money to see that girl naked.
Bednoe zivotnoe!
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How she can be so stupid to keep a wild animal inside a house?
this looks like a Caspian seal; how amazing! this young woman looks like shreve stockton’s counterpart. (i refer to the woman raising the pet coyote in wyoming).
I have beat off so many times to these photos it’s ridiculous! Anyone else doing the same? Let’s hear it!
i know quite a deal about photoshop and there is no way this is photoshopped. photoshop is not magic ppl… not always atleast.
That seal looks stoned.