Most Ugly Porsche Modification?

They say it is the most ugly modification that Porsche Cayenne ever had, and it is from Moscow, Russia. Well, you judge it.






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Bumblebee?
This is a VW Tuareg..
Yeah i thought the same thing, but you know Volkswagen Touareg Porsche Cayenne and Audi Q7 share same drive terrain and pretty much same care with different bumpers logos etc.
Wonder if it’s fast, it’s definitely bulbous…
That’s what you said when I unzipped my pants.
Nooooo. That’s what Captain Beefheart said
I kind of like the front design. The back really sucks though.
That skull reminds me of something..
Drombo Team sign - from Yattaman anime…
Isn’t it?:)
First!
i’ve seen far uglier car mods than this, however this is f*cking ugly!
Lol yeah i dunno bout u guys but I’m from Los Angeles and you wouldn’t believe the shit that Mexicans do to their cars. Lol the other day i was on freeway in rush hour traffic and i spotted a Toyota tercel modified to look like a 3 series bmw, now that i think bout it i shouldve snapped a picture.
They ruined it!
Another fine example of how money simply cannot buy good taste.
Wow. Just fucking wow. First thought: I had no idea Cayenne could be made much uglier than it is, but this piece of shit looks like Chrysler 300 from the front and Pontiac Grand Am (front end of it, to be sure) from the back. Why would anyone want to make a Porsche (however shitty that particular model could be) look like cheap ass redneckmobiles is totally beyond me.
Second thought: generally, around here, it’s the certain underclass (undereducated and small-penised) that does body mods. The truth is, those can only afford cheap gaudy pimpmobiles to screw around with. That tells me that the Russian “elite” (particularly the part that can afford a Cayenne) is no different in mentality, education and lifestyle from a two-bit hick from Bull’s Crap, Tennessee
What an enlightening post! It does resemble a Pontiac with all the plastic.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
this is not a Cayenne, it’s a Touareg
same platform and either way it is hideous.
crap
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Shutup faggot. Nobody wants to read your gay comments.
They did?
Just like a mullet: “Business in the front, party in the back!”
Hello all!
still looks better than the escalades on 24″ chrome wheels… yuk
uaarrrghhhh .. my eyes … they are … burning …..
Those Porsches are ALL ugly, without any modifications
They call it a Koenigsegg SUV, it’s a modified Cayenne (http://www.autoblog.nl/archive/2007/06/10/koenigsegg-suv).
Willing to bet money this was a totalled Toureg that was salvaged thus the heavy modifications…
truly ugly!
cayenne and touareg are the same car by the way.
WTF?!?!?!
Man! How gross…
Even without a mod, a Porsche looks like drawn by a semi-dosing crack-addict on a drawing pad, but this car, you should look for the guy(s) who made the modification, tie him up and cut off his hands, like the moghul who cut did the same thing to the builders of the Taj Mahal: to ensure that they don’t do the sam thing again elsewhere…
Bugger me: it IS a Koenigsegg SUV…
http://www.koenigsegg.com/thecars/ccx.asp
http://www.supercars.net/cars/3400.html
Koenigsegg normally makes mouth-dripping super-fucking-cars, not that kind of other-worldly crap. As a French would have said: Merde alors!
Вот амеры собрались. Сцуки, мафынки их интересуют.
DA BLYA PIDARASI
Прикинь, таки да. В отличие от некоторых, которые только дрочить на чужие тачки могут.
if it is the most ugly, I dont know, but it is in the top3, that is absolutely sure
For me - all mods of cars is ugly. And that is the MOST.
For some reason when I look at the two little grilles in the back I get this strange urge to take a piss.
Okay…now I destroy equipment.
I like colour…hehe
Really bad look
Dude shows how dutch know best it’s most definitely a Cayenne
1. Look a the curves on the hood
2. Look at the shape of the back window
3. Look a the sideskirts (and yes this is the part that could also resemble a touareg’s but this is what separates the wannabe’s from the actual car enthusiasts)
And btw.. Holland is pretty much touareg/cayenne (and range rover etc.) heaven so we should know/
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I didn’t think Cayenne could get any uglier that it is already. I guess I was wrong.
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