Most Ugly Porsche Modification?

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They say it is the most ugly modification that Porsche Cayenne ever had, and it is from Moscow, Russia. Well, you judge it.





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    45 Responses to “Most Ugly Porsche Modification?”

    1. liethunian says:

      That skull reminds me of something..

    2. kapapoom says:

      i’ve seen far uglier car mods than this, however this is f*cking ugly!

      • SLoth says:

        Lol yeah i dunno bout u guys but I’m from Los Angeles and you wouldn’t believe the shit that Mexicans do to their cars. Lol the other day i was on freeway in rush hour traffic and i spotted a Toyota tercel modified to look like a 3 series bmw, now that i think bout it i shouldve snapped a picture.

    3. Another fine example of how money simply cannot buy good taste.

    4. Wow. Just fucking wow. First thought: I had no idea Cayenne could be made much uglier than it is, but this piece of shit looks like Chrysler 300 from the front and Pontiac Grand Am (front end of it, to be sure) from the back. Why would anyone want to make a Porsche (however shitty that particular model could be) look like cheap ass redneckmobiles is totally beyond me.

      Second thought: generally, around here, it’s the certain underclass (undereducated and small-penised) that does body mods. The truth is, those can only afford cheap gaudy pimpmobiles to screw around with. That tells me that the Russian “elite” (particularly the part that can afford a Cayenne) is no different in mentality, education and lifestyle from a two-bit hick from Bull’s Crap, Tennessee

    5. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    6. Anton says:

      this is not a Cayenne, it’s a Touareg

    7. Once again my sexy friend Lukashenko comes through for me! Thank you, Belarus! I love you almost as much as my Russian friends who give me now the fourth shipment of nuclear material! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

      http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/C41EF45C-91B8-4DA6-BBA3-062D6C016DCC.htm

    8. Dixieland says:

      Just like a mullet: “Business in the front, party in the back!”

      Hello all!

    9. ati says:

      still looks better than the escalades on 24″ chrome wheels… yuk

    10. corpser says:

      uaarrrghhhh .. my eyes … they are … burning …..

    11. Eris says:

      Those Porsches are ALL ugly, without any modifications :)

    12. They call it a Koenigsegg SUV, it’s a modified Cayenne (http://www.autoblog.nl/archive/2007/06/10/koenigsegg-suv).

    13. Kolobok says:

      Willing to bet money this was a totalled Toureg that was salvaged thus the heavy modifications…

    14. trickyDick says:

      truly ugly!
      cayenne and touareg are the same car by the way.

    15. Akash says:

      WTF?!?!?!

      Man! How gross…

      Even without a mod, a Porsche looks like drawn by a semi-dosing crack-addict on a drawing pad, but this car, you should look for the guy(s) who made the modification, tie him up and cut off his hands, like the moghul who cut did the same thing to the builders of the Taj Mahal: to ensure that they don’t do the sam thing again elsewhere…

    16. Akash says:

      Bugger me: it IS a Koenigsegg SUV…

      http://www.koenigsegg.com/thecars/ccx.asp
      http://www.supercars.net/cars/3400.html

      Koenigsegg normally makes mouth-dripping super-fucking-cars, not that kind of other-worldly crap. As a French would have said: Merde alors!

    17. сцуко says:

      Вот амеры собрались. Сцуки, мафынки их интересуют.

    18. GYUSZI BACSI says:

      if it is the most ugly, I dont know, but it is in the top3, that is absolutely sure

    19. Guyver says:

      For me - all mods of cars is ugly. And that is the MOST.

    20. For some reason when I look at the two little grilles in the back I get this strange urge to take a piss.

      Okay…now I destroy equipment.

    21. Ortodox says:

      I like colour…hehe

    22. mad1982 says:

      Really bad look

    23. robin says:

      Dude shows how dutch know best it’s most definitely a Cayenne

      1. Look a the curves on the hood
      2. Look at the shape of the back window
      3. Look a the sideskirts (and yes this is the part that could also resemble a touareg’s but this is what separates the wannabe’s from the actual car enthusiasts)

      And btw.. Holland is pretty much touareg/cayenne (and range rover etc.) heaven so we should know/

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    26. JJ says:

      I didn’t think Cayenne could get any uglier that it is already. I guess I was wrong.

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