Not a Fish
This Russian family from Ekaterinburg city wanted to have some fish dinner. They opened their fish tins, put the contents of them into the plates and then the girl said: “Hey mommy, it’s not a fish!”.
It’s not a fish for sure.
And the video:
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Igor is a baldy fag
Lucky for the canning company this didn’t happen in the US, where a possible scenario would be:
The person who opens the can sees $$ before her eyes, pretends to be shocked, horrified, ill, etc. as a result of the “critter” in the can. Then she gets an attorney, who sues the canning company for several million dollars, due to the infliction of emotional distress on his client.
That sounds like a CAIR tactic…
If you’re referring to the airline incident . . . I agree, but I think they have far worse intentions than just a fast buck.
Americans’ are fucking gay
and you’re a fucking bigot. good job there condemning an entire nation of people, I’m really glad you find yourself cool by following the majority opinion.
but americans really are gay
America is full of Asians, Russians, europeans, South Americans, Africans, etc…
America is a nation founded on immigration.
So are all the people of the world gay as well?
Yes. Most of them. Not me.
Yea so that why your women are willing to sell themselves just to move here.
Not in mother russia comrade…
Pity, but yes, not in Russia.
fake.
Can someone translate for those of us with less than perfect Russian speaking abilities? What on earth IS that critter??
In the Saint Petersburg region it is common to stick these in ass for the extra pleasant stimuli.
Is their anything in Russia that people don’t stick in their asses?
Yes, there is
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lolol russians at the both sides of the screen
texas1, oppress your inner russian!
Critter - просто неопределенное дикое животное. В данном случае - хрен знает что, когда-то вероятно бывшее живым.
oh please this is obviously not russia, its ukrane, and the whole video is photoshoped. they try to confuse people by photoshoping and saying its sverdlovsk, when its actually odessa
Nonsense. Every speaker and the broadcaster are speaking Russian. The screen shows that it comes out of “Ural, Russia.” The speakers are in Ekaterinburg, Russia. The cannery is in St. Petersburg, Russia. The label on the can is written in Russian, not Ukrainian (I am fluent in both). Ukrainian fish canners print their labels in Ukrainian, not Russian–send me five bucks and I’ll send you the label off the can of sardines I just bought in Ternopil, Ukraine.
Well. It’s not nonsense. I’m from the Urals and I saw this film on TV by myself
For crying out loud, sexy videos and roger kovaciny, have you ever heard of sarcasm? adagio1723 is making a satire of people claiming *pictures* to be photoshopped and altered. The fact that he used “photoshop” on a video means he’s joking.
thank you levi, i cannot believe that some people take such litteral sence of the things others write on this forum. i mean they should chilax I is just be havin fun!
I alter video every day and photoshop is one of the tools I use most. Modern video compositing requires many sources of video and photos, and photoshop is the best tool to create the pieces you need to create a percieved effect. Please shut up if you don’t understand what you’re talking about.
…And you DON’T understand what you are talking about.
Err… If you just used a bit of your brain and read through the whole thread of conversation, you will see that i was arguing on the intentions of adagio1723, and not on general video editing theory. I am Right, you are Wrong. You know why? Because a-fucking-dagio himself confirmed what i said.
and i quote:
“thank you levi, i cannot believe that some people take such litteral sence of the things others write on this forum. i mean they should chilax I is just be havin fun!”
P.S. I edit videos. YOU do not understand what you are talking about. If you want to put pictures in a video, fine, use photoshop. If you want to edit single frames in a video, fine, use photoshop. But other than that, you use finalcut pro, boris, or premier.
You FAIL.
LOL! Nice one!
thats a sea lice. a type of parasite that lives in fish’s mouth and feeds on what’s fish is eating. harmless, consider it to be a type of a lobster
It is russia! they speak russian…
You’re right, and every city mentioned is Russian, it says on the screen it’s in the Urals, and the labels on the cans are in Russian, not Ukrainian.
Saduria entomon - “kilkki” in Finnish, and, judging by the video, also “kilkki” in Russian…
However, it doesn’t LIVE in the mouths of fish, it mainly just roams around the sea bottom looking for small animals or dead fish to eat. Some fishes do eat them though, so one might find them inside those fishes.
Since it lives on the bottom, finding it in a fishcan would mean some kind of problem with the quality of the manufacturing anyhow. Trawling against the seabed destroys the environment, and the fishermen should’ve sorted the unwanted fish out.
Info
http://www.vattenkikaren.gu.se/fakta/arter/crustace/isopoda/saduento/saduene.html
according to an online translator, the package says
“Sprat”
hope that helps
This is obviously of alien origin and I suspect its only a baby and will grow much larger and mutate numerous times before it becomes really ugly and starts laying its eggs inside humans which then become a living,walking food supply for them. If these are so numerous they are even in the canned foods then they must be everywhere. Do not touch it and certainly do not eat it.
DOOM!!!
Great observation!
I must hire you to be my Xenologist on an excursion to Mars, where you can identify all manners of alien creatures.
I agree.
It’s not sea lice. It’s called a “tongue-biter”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isopoda
Now you know the reason one rarely sees unbreaded fish and unbreaded chicken in America.
Sometimes the breading isn’t thick enough, as seen here:
Fried Chicken Head
in soviet russian, tuna eats you.
ur brain is tuna
First of all, it isn’t russia, it’s ukraine.
just eat it and see what happens…
What the hell is that?
it’s an alien lifeform
The cool thing about this..I understood the video.
The cool thing about this..I understood the video clip.
Congratz! Me too
According to world Bank 30% of Russians are living below poverty line. Russian NGO estimated at 40%
Poverty threshold in Russia is an income of 1000 Roubles a month which is 28 Euros or about $ 40 Which means 42-60 million Russians live with less than 1 Euro or about $ 1 and 25 Cent a day! LOL!
In USA people earning less than $ 20,600 are considered below poverty.
You can see why most russians want to leave their own country Russia cause its a hell hole!
Who cares bitch ?
Go f**k yourself in your land of milk and honey.
If Russia and another ex-soviet repuplics are this sh!t today,is the blame of “America”.
The poverty of the US in not in the US,is in the Latin America,Africa,Asia…
“hahaha go explore another one,buy all their richs for low price,and pay low as well for their workers hahahahaha i’m not fat and stupid,i’m just american”
ops,wrong reply
my reply was for “Jacobisahottie”
that’s a bit of a stupid comment. Jacobisahottie obviously cares, thus negating any logical sense in what you said.
You FAIL.
Interpretation of figures is an art in itself, as you prove here.
Step out of the frame to see the full picture, dude.
Indeed, in Russia 12% of the population has to live of less than $ 2 p/day, but in the countryside life is still cheap.
In the US there is no such thing anymore as a cheap countryside.
Sorry Max, but you are wrong. In the USA there is a cheap countryside.
In Mexico, the poorest 40% of the population receive about $550 annually. It sounds like Russia has a lot of parity with other 3rd world, developing countries.
Source: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_average_income_in_mexico
Sorry, Texas1 but YOU are wrong. I live in a very rural area and even though things are “cheap”, anyone who makes less than $20,000 per year is DEFINITELY below the poverty line. That is, unless they get government assistance or live on a diet of ramen noodles and walmart food. But then you’ll just end up dying at age 40, so either way you’re totally screwed.
Talking Beaver, you are trying too hard. How is this even relevant?
I saw homeless in Hawaii. They live on a beautiful beach, surfing all day long, smoking grass at night. Usually they have a big car to store their stuff in. They also get some money from state.
In russian standards they are in paradise.
Talking Beaver, I think you are referring to the “Surf” subculture in the 50’s and 60’s
Wow, you think you are so clever rafal szymanski. I must say that at school you newer comment on me being russian. You sit quetly like a nerd and newer talk about politics or history, well, I guess I am seeing your dark side here.
No you didn’t see “homeless” in Hawaii, you saw hardcore surfers. They don’t give a shit about having a home, just surfing.
Dont believe that information too rapidly. Most of employers lie about their workers salaries.
>>Poverty threshold in Russia is an income of 1000 Roubles a month which is 28 Euros or about $ 40 Which means 42-60 million Russians live with less than 1 Euro or about $ 1 and 25 Cent a day! LOL!<<
This makes you laugh out loud?
People living in hard times, without enough to eat, without the ability to better their situation makes you LAUGH?
You stupid, ugly, tiny-minded a-hole.
Here in Ukraine we love those critters . If you dip in in vodka it will taste like chocolate. Byah Comrade!
Rly? I thought there in Ukraine you love scarabs…
Good Yakov Smirnov joke!
Huummm…Tasty…
Bon appetite, Monsieur!
my god
it is …….hehe .I come from china
its just a tin of prawns with the wrong label
Looks like an isopod.
isopod? O.o ipod’s cousin, ISO-approved?
Yes,their ASSES! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
its a scorpion
its a scorpion s next evolution
It is our tribes sacred animal
send it back to our tribe or else curse will follow them
god i love this site.
Nice animal. Wanna see it sitting on the ass of Igor, the baldy fag
Are you the guy who, for EVERY post on this site, has to immediately claim it’s in Ukraine and not Russia?
Ukrainians and their wounded egos! Ukraine and Russia are brothers and should stop acting like strangers and enemies.
Somebody bring back “Pan-Slavism.”
No way, that’s not me!
I only claim the fact that Igor is a baldy fag!
I got Pan-Slavism from a Ukrainian whore. I had to get a shot and use a special cream.
Any thing in a can or tin weird container is never really fisah though is it? They should have got some kettle noodles instead
I’m confused but laughing so hard. I too love this site, okebon.
This is a free swimming marine isopod. It is a relative of the pill or sowbugs you may fine in your backyard or the woods. This is about as large as they get in all but antarctic waters. Usually they are close to the bottom of the sea.
Should have bought Kraft Dinner!!!
I have an American friend who, as a child, was given a chicken pot pie for dinner. She came upon a particularly chewy piece of chicken; it wouldn’t break down! Finally she gave up and spit it out.
It wasn’t chicken. It was a band-aid! D:
It’s gonna kill uss all!!!