Russian Wooden PC
If you live in Russia you can get a wooden PC. Instead of all this boring plastic panels you get a masterpiece made of finest mahogany with each smallest detail precisely curved and polished. How do you like it?
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COOL!!!
COOL!
They make these for dashboards of cars to make them look like they have wood treatment.
That monitor wont last long considering the heat has nowhere to escape
The monitor will last very long, considering it’s all photoshopped.
It’s difficult to say from the photos if he included some subtle venting scheme. Everything looks very well done. I’m impressed.
It looks great. I admire the beauty and craftsmanship, but I prefer cheap, mass-produced components that are easily replaced after I throw them against the wall or out the window for refusing to cooperate with the commands I type in.
first!
Really amusing to the eyes… But I wonder if heat might be a problem
What, no wooden keys?
My friend D, why you always see the “negative” in everything? I recommend practice the power of positive thinking and you will be amazed at increase in happiness and number of the women who like to be around you.
Let’s practice together. Repeat after me: “Such beautiful wood. Such lovely artwork on this wood. Such lovely golden color that reflect the light, like the curve of sexy Persian or Latin woman’s breast.”
Now my alphabetical friend, don’t you feel better?
I am trying to stay positive… Wirr it run Rinux? It is rovery wood.
Yes, my Asian friend, I’ve decided that it will run GNU/Linux.
Mission accomplished!
We just want to make it clear, on behalf of the working families of America, that if Linux works in this computer then we were for it all along. But if it fails, then just remember that we tried to warn you against getting involved in this operation with Kim Jong Il.
We’ll be out bird hunting with Dick Cheney. Let us know how the Linux installation goes.
Don’t worry, you will never be held accountable for your previous claims that you were “All for it”. No one remembers our previous statements or positions beyond a day or so.
Positive thinking is very good!
I’m happy about this - all that wood will heat sauna in evening.
Shut the fuck up you pussy.
Why are you always so gay at everything? Were you picked on in school? Do you think you are funny? I fucking hate people who think they are comedians. You try way too hard and its very obvious. The only people who share your humor also share your low IQ. Why don’t you try saying something meaningful for once instead of going out of your way to be extremely gay. If we saw face to face, believe me you wouldnt be making jokes anymore. I’ve dealt with poeple like you before, and I’ve put them in their place. You are such a fucking loney loser that you come on a almost empty blog and try soooo hard to make stupid jokes so you will be accepted by someone. There are millions of other bigger blogs, with a bigger audience, why arent you making jokes there? Did they already kick you out? What is the fucking point of your existence?
Such beautiful wood. Such lovely artwork on this wood. Such lovely golden color that reflect the light, like the curve of sexy Persian or Latin womans breast.
Ha Ha fucking ha. Why do you think this is entertaining? Oh wait i get it…. its got sexual content… so it must be funny. Maybe someday you will finally lose your virginity (to a girl if your lucky) and realize that most sex topics are not funny. And your not Iranian so your little dress up game is fucking lame. Why hide behind alernate identities? Do you hate yourself that much? What is the fucking point of you posting on here?
Dearest D, I am sad that neither your therapy or your belly-dancing lessons are helping you control your anger. In consideration of recent events in which people who were writing similar “hate” emails then went into the churches and shot the innocent people, and the way you talk so much about meeting face-to-face to hurt someone, I fear it may be time for those who care for you to come to you and have the “intervention.”
Still, in order to keep you occupied until someone can arrive at your place, I will answer your questions.
1. “Why are you always so gay at everything?” What is gay about a woman’s golden breast? Unless you . . . ah, sorry.
2. “Were you picked on in school?” No more than anyone else, although sometimes I did become the teacher’s pet, and it made my friends a little bit jealous when she leaned over and gave me the peek at her cleavage.
3. “Do you think you are funny?” Yes.
4. “Why dont you try saying something meaningful for once instead of going out of your way to be extremely gay.” You seem to be fixated on “gay.” Have you talked to your therapist about this issue? Do you sometimes feel that you are in a “closet” that you would like to come out of?
5. “why arent you making jokes there (other blogs)? Did they already kick you out?” I happen to like the nice photos and some of the interesting “personalities” here. I have not been kicked out of anything, except that little incident with the IAEA.
6. “What is the (really dirty word) point of your existence?” This is not the best forum for such esoterical discussions.
7. “Why do you think this is entertaining?” Because it requires more intelligence and ability to comprehend irony and parody than posts full of threats, anger, and alternating “f” and “p” words.
8. “Why hide behind alernate identities?” That is an interesting question to come from someone who posts as “D,” which makes me wonder–are you a rap star? A “gangsta?” Do you hang lots of bling from the rearview mirror of your Cadillac Escalade that you financed with a 60-month note with a balloon payment at the end?
9. “Do you hate yourself that much?” No, not at all.
10. “What is the (more really dirty words) point of you posting on here?” For those who can see the irony and parody of it–to hopefully give them a laugh or two. For others . . . to cast the bait and watch them hit it faster and harder than a large-mouth bass.
Take care, D, and PLEASE don’t pop a cap on anyone at the mall today.
You are gay. Maybe not this post, but just about every other ones have homosexual inuendo’s. So tell me, why are YOU always talking gay? And you are not funny. There is no parodies or ironies in your posts. Just sexual and homosexual inuendos. You talk about you and putin making love, but dare not say a swear word. Now THAT is ironic and kinda funny. But your little love fantasies are not. But you still didnt answer my most important question.
Why dont you post something meaninful instead of trying to be funny? Nothing meaningful to say? Mind stuck at a teenagers level? O, you are a teenager living with your parents and have nothing better to do with your life. That exlains it all.
If you would act like this around me, you WILL get punched in the face. Thats not a threat, just a fact.
BTW,
D is the first initial of my first name. Whats your excuse?
I prerfer my generalized geographic location as my handle, because after all, I come from the only good part of the United States, the rest of the U.S. is filled with really mean people with bitter, pinched-up faces caused by to much Bible study or Professional Wresting watching. One day, the entire Pacific NW of North America will be it’s own country, Cascadia. It will be a land of happy people and animals, and lots of high grade Marijuana and no mean people. If you want to join our special club, you should change your ways. Punching peoples not nice at all, especially over words.
Are you mormon? Cause thats what they want too, their own seperate part of the U.S. where they make the laws and chose who gets to be a part of their communist society. And they live the pacific northwest also. Do you have several wives? I love it when politicians get into fist fights.
D, seriously, stop embarrassing yourself. Wise people tend to know when to shut up.
Dee has a lot of course grade sand in her vagina. Please forgive her anger.
It looks like a piece of furniture!
Where does the power cord for the PSU go?
I’d like to know that too…
All in all, amazing piece of work!
What an interesting project. The inlaid design is beautiful, and the joinery work is excellent. Thanks for the photos.
This is not in Russia, it is in Belgium
An avid sports-fan from Luik made this pc for me, when I had my anniversary.
They should change the name of this Site into:
English Belgium, just because something cool happens daily on 1/50 of the world’s surface.
If it is Russian (and not Belgian as Ms. Clijsters claims), then we can prove it– simply open it up and there should be another smaller computer inside, and if you open the smaller computer there will be another even smaller one inside, and if you open that one . . . .
That was the funniest comment on this site in a loooooong time!
I’m sure that by the time he was finished carving the damn thing it was outdated and obsolete.
ВЫ ПИДАРАСЫ ЕБАНЫЕ
I want one!
In Hungary we have the keyboard made of wood also.
http://www.woodacus.hu/
I agree !
I admire the excellent craftsmanship, but the design and the idea make no sense.
Why make a computer look like Grandma’s needlepoint box ? What’s next - a Ferrari made to look like a wooden T-Ford ?
Been done.
http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/40woody-01.html
This is an original oldtimer, which is nice.
Not something new and innovative made to look old and outdated. Which is silly IMO.
…or this,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeUMDY01uUA
This is from Australia. These are the naturally occuring seed pods of the Kookaberra tree in the Northern Territory. The natives there have always used them in some spiritual ceremony in which they would stare at them trance-like for hours on end poking at them with their fingers and making strange sounds.Not until modern times has anyone noticed a similarity to anything familiar. Aborigine legend has it that these trees were altered by some unusual beings from the sky and the seed pods can be used to communicate with other beings at great distance. Primative native rubbish if you ask me. G’day
CRIKEY! That is sooooo cool! I’ll ask my mom if we can trek into the Northern Territory to look for those mysterious Kookaberra trees! I’ll bet the berries are so cute!
Watch out for the crocs, Mick. Mom says to tell you not to molest the wallabees.
But—-??? I thought an Aborigine was an Italian sports car.
Did you happen to knock/pull over a gasoline pump a few days ago?
Debbie?
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You’ve been spending too much time on Ultimatemetal forum.
It looks ugly, not to mention no hardware upgrade options.
What about designing the actual hardware/programming rather than wasting time on the exterior design? Wait…I get it now…stupid users will pay $$$ just to have a red laptop cover. For the price of this, I’d rather buy a higher-spec system.
It’s a beautiful idea but the monitor DOES need venting.
Personally I would prefer an ebony style finish with silver or chrome inlay but that is just my own personal preference.
It sure beats all the plastic we’ve been seeing.
>It’s a beautiful idea but the monitor DOES need venting.
Russian Derevyashen - quite literally!
I wonder if they are made by LG… Or if the computer is custom made… Hmmmm?
I am not being negative on this post. I think the PC looks nice. Is mahogany the choice of wood? I would be more inclined to use teak instead of mahogany. Teak doesn’t warp in extreme temperature changes and it looks nicer too…
Wooden computers? What will they think of next? Round things, that go under a cart, to make hauling items around easier! That darn box sure is purdy though. I wonder how many shotgun shells that sucker could hold? Anybody wanna go hunting? Man I’m bored!
Can I send Hillary along? I’ll throw in a bottle of good whiskey and an extra box of buckshot if you’ll take her.
I especially appreciate the wireless mouse! Beautiful craftmanship and electronic innovation all rolled into one!!
It wooden work, wood it…!
A wish ma computer looked like a jewellery box, ken.
Ay dont vont no steenkeen vodden PeeCee! Ay vont plastique-kapitalist amieriken PeeCee!
fit ye oan aboot min?
I want one in silky oak.
I especially would like to see more carvings in wood, it looks already fine, but I think there’s missing some carvings!!! It would be even better in my opinion.
After seeing this I feel like making one myself. I’ve been turning a cargo truck into an R.V. for a little over 2 years now and most everything in my truck is wood. A wood computer would fit right in.
Fantastic Job ! ! !
Suk ma cock……
I can’t even imagine how much work it took for them to get it that way.
It’s amazing, the wood gives very well in this pc
I likey. It kindof reminds me of the steampunk pc mods that have been floating around the web. The case at least looks to have more than adequate ventilation, especially in the back. IDK about the monitor tho, that might not be as good.
no, it isn’t photoshopped. there is indeed a service of handmaking these for a very high price. the stock components are taking and are being remade in wood by hand. i got the offers myself to have my pc turned into wooden
Cool and great …………….
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