A Dusty Office
This is what happens in the office when they want to renovate and let people work at the same time, but why?
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FIIIRST!!!!!!!!!
first!!!
FAIL!
first!!!!!
FAILED SO HARD IT’S UNREAL.
FOURTH !
Haha.
Wow, you rearry faired.
A couple of garbage bags might have went a long way here.
Luckily it only contains small amounts of asbestos so nothing to worry about…
Bastards.
…dirty bastards.
Why aren’t you at first client? You had date to see Putin’s Penis at Kremlin. Go back to work and bring me money!!!
Beat it creep, we’ve got to clean up this mess.
That’s not building work - someone has let rip the dry powder fire extinguisher!
…and the building still stands.
Always possible that a hidden undetectable fire was burning somewhere; OSHA and I applaud this man’s safety precautions.
Looks like gyprock dust, where’s the gyprock?
This is the aftermath of a raid conducted by Animal Rights Commandos (ARC), on a camp in the Russian wilderness. Russian hunters are smuggling endangered species and other wild game to China, where animal organs are used for aphrodisiacs, cancer cures, and anal lube paste.
Look at the second photo, top right corner, and you will see the head of a very rare, elusive wild game species.
Damn you ARC! I wirr crush you eventuarry, you butt fucking son of a bitch! I need those animar guts so we can get more anar rube in my country! Onry anar-rube I get from China! You heartress bastards!
Oh Kim, you sexy man, I will get you some anal lube here in Hollywood, where we use it all the time.
You are the last real communist dictator in Asia, and I will do anything to support you. And I just LOVE the way you spike your hair on top. Whenever I see you walking in your platform shoes, and see the way the fabric stretches over your cute little pot belly, I just get hot all over! It brings back memories of the days when I let all the North Vietnamese generals and dignitaries have me in the same night. That was fun! They were much more energetic than these lazy Hollywood metrosexuals. I know you will be, too.
Do you have any big guns I can straddle and ride, like I did when I went to North Vietnam.
By the way, the stupid western media still keeps spreading rumors about people starving in North Korea. I know they are lying. They’re just jealous because you have the real power! Oooooohhhhh. Mmmmmmmmmm.
You are really thinking of Stephen Cobert.
Stephen Colbert does not have a pot belly!
Jane, my beautifurr Jane!
I long to get back to your ruving arms. We arways made such sweet ruv.
Arr our people are werr fed and are happy workers of the party! It is RIES that the evir propaganda machine of America spreads about us.
Horrywood has arways supported me and I continue to enjoy the monetary support they provide us and the movies that they make (except that damn “Team America” crap! I’m ronery sometimes, but I don’t cry that much… *sniff*).
Come Jane, come to the DPRK and ride my guns again! Many of them are nothing more than rogs or terephone pores that are reaning over rocks to make it rook rike we stirr have a decent miritary, but fuck it, I remember the way you used to take those pores in the 60s and 70s! You are such a good communist! er, I mean BAD communist, you deserve a spanking!! Heh heh!
I remember when I pick you out of a rine up and took you home with me. That was the first time I ever used Chinese anar-rube.
http://www.occidentalism.org/pic/realkji.jpg
You are such a fucking loser. Posting replies to your own posts just for attention? Get a fucking life. Nobody likes you.
Is it possible that the real source of your anger emanates (that is a “big” word that means “comes from”) from the sexual frustration you felt when you followed Kim’s link, opened the photo, and saw the nice Korean girls . . . and knew you would not be getting any?
No, I dont follow these links because they come from a faggot and tend to lead to gay sites… no thanks.
And I dont like asian women. I like south american women. Brazil, venezeula… tall, dark haired, large ‘features’….. I want one right now. But anyway…. I probably have gotten more last week then all the people on this site combined in the past month. I just wish she was south american.
We sorry you did not have good time on the “special tours” you took to Thailand and Cambodia over last few years.
You like “south american” girls? I can hook you up with a good ole girl in Mobile, Alabama. Is that far enough south for you?
I was talking about South America, you know, the land mass below Mexico. But you can still hook me up with an alabama girl… does she have the southern accent?
Actuarry, I’m not replying to my owrn posts, but you’ll think what you want and I ron’t care what you think anyway. There’s arways someone here to take it to the next level (Thanks “Jane Fonda”, where ever you are!).
I bet more peopre actuarry raugh and have a good time from our stupid posts, than from the absorute hatred and anger that froths from your keyboard. In fact, I doubt anyone cares for many of your posts.
You’re welcome, big boy. Give me a call the next time you’re in “Horrywood.”
That’s almost as embarassing as Reagan jacking off in Bitburg.
No!!!! I describe you this is the ash dust from cigarette that burns in picture 2.
This was our political campaign headquarters for the campaign against Putin in the recent election. The white powder is the residue from weapon used by secret police to make our workers lose consciousness before they were loaded into trucks, driven to airfield, and flown to camp in Siberia.
OMG what that why without any heating؟
At least the map is updated.
Where is the gay porn video ? Give me a cock !
That was written by a KNOCK-OFF version of a Texas1. He is known as Russian1!!!
i am ba ack? did you miss me ? i missed you too!
i was thinking though, you know motorolla dct … wouldnt it be nice to get its instruction specification and emulate it, emulate it for real so it would even have a serial number, does anyone know where i can get that?
This remind me of Lukashenko’s office after big New Year’s coke party. We got drunk and left office to make big joke on Europe–we went to pipeline and turned off energy flow. OMG, what a night.
That must have been some party.
It was, until “D” showed up with his angry young neo-Nazi friends, and scary away all the nice Belorussian girls from party. We finally had to sedate him. Last time I saw “D” he was being dragged by Lukashenko and Kim into back room. Kim had special Chinese anal lube in his hand, and the big smile on his face. I don’t really know what happen, but they say they re-enact part of scene from western gangster movie Pulp Fiction.
Faggot! Why are you so gay? Thats all you ever think about. Anal raping and cock sucking. I’m sure you can find others like you, but this isnt the place for it.
I frucked “D” rike a rittre bitch! I’m hung rike a needre, but fruck rike a sewing machine. When we were done, we took turns kicking him in his pussy until we got bored and reft.
Fag.
Can some one PLEASE think of the children?
HORY Crap! Why would you think of children when peopre are tarking about anar rube! What the Herr is wrong with you?
Someone steal your ‘L’ letters their Kim?
Bishop Brennan, you ROCK!
I have changed my mind. I now onry rike south american men with north korean accent.
Fuck You. Leave my letter alone…… it has nothing to do with this.
FIRST!!!
I think YOUR a Photoshop.
Oh my g*d… What if… We’re ARR photoshop????