The Toilet Phone
Can you guess what are they doing?
If not I can explain, though the thing is really shocking. The story is that this Russian girl has dropped her cell phone into… into this hole that they use in villages as a toilet (it has no drain or sewer system - just a hole and all the people drop there), probably you have seen such system at least once in your life. So she dropped her cell phone occasionally and it got right inside this thing. She got a choice - to forget it or to try to get it from there. She has chosen the latter and….
At least photos can’t give a clue of a smell, without a smell it looks OK.
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omg. You wouldnt want to be dropped.
At that point I would write that phone off as a loss.
Fucking poor shit smelling russians.
Only in Russia… cell phones and outhouses. Haven’t they heard about septic tanks?
yes, we have. so what?
He spent all money on Russia internet bride-zilla. When she lose the phone he could not buy new phone?
I think these guys must have been drunk or stone like shit… ’cause you don’t get into that position for a freakin’ cellphone (if he drops her, she’s dead. really.). And they’re half naked.
Eeeeekes
hi : some idiots claim that the animal in the pictures is a bear: http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/sasquatch-2746
does it resemble a bear at all?
Bear? Did someone see bear?
You must understand that in Russia a lot of people don’t have enough money to by a fucking cell phone so if you loose one you have to do what ever you need to get it back. But the girl has done something very dangerous because of the toxic hole.
Cellphones are expensive there, and most people want to buy the most expensive model to show off (kind of like buying a golden toilet-a characteristic shared by all citizens of the Russian Federation). For example, I saw TV ads of a $450 cellphone shown all the time while I was in a village where some people still using horse carriages (and I’m not exaggerating at all).
And that toilet seems to be extremely clean compared to others. I’ve once had to use an outhouse when traveling on the highway in Russia-it was a small wooden shack (bent and falling apart) with shit literally everywhere on the wooden floor-I had to use it from a distance. Funny thing is that there was full cellphone reception in the area.
Boris, I only know too well what you are talking about. I had very similer experiences all over Russia, but especially in Ukraine.
About two years ago me and my british girlfriend decided to venture into Crimea(virtually no- man’s land for any westerner) we satyed in a very nice and VERY EXPENSIVE town on the sothern coast - Foros. There we payed about $200 per night for a shitty one bedroom apartment.
The next day we desided to visit a very nice chapel on the to of the hill wich overlooks Foros.
Having payed 50 Grivna (or ghrivna) ($10) for a taxi to get up there, which took no longer then five minutes, we have reached the beautiful Chapel. (Can’t say anything about the chapel because it really was beautiful) But of cource, as usual, nature takes over at most inconvenient time, and my girlfriend had an urge to go for a pee. Knowing full well what surprise she could get seeing a ukranian toilet, I desided to be brave and venture in first while she was left holding the cameras and the bags.
Having entered the dark room I could not see anything because the “toilet” had no light, but my sense of smell was literally pushed to its limits. Having my eyes get accustomed to the dark, I really could not belive my eyes - There were feces literally everywhere I looked. On the floor, walls and even somehow they got to the ceiling. I relly couldn’t take anylonger and had to excape. This was really the most awful experience of my life.
Needles to say, I did everything possible to prevent my girlfriend entering this house of horror. From physical force, to practically begging on my knees for her to go under a bush. Eventially, I happy to say, she did.
So you certainly haven’t surprise me Boris.
Boris, is that you big gut in picture? Could you not fit through hole?
lol but how did the feces get up to the ceiling???
I wouldn’t like to think.
shit on the ceiling - someone with a TERRIBLE case of diharrea.
You know, Boris Abramov, I was born and raised in Ukraine, and then I lived in Russia for several years. I have never seen a place like you describe. Honestly, I saw some not very nice toilets, but I think you are exaggerating “a bit”.
You can find horrible outhouses and toilets like this everywhere in the world.
You are funny fellow!
This is really dangerous. Reminded me of this story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2850045.stm
What a horrible way to go out.
Fuck.. I still have a weak hope she only wanted to get the SIM-card out of it and throw it back then..
The hole gets emptied every couple of months it’s not like there decades worth of crap down there… makes good fertilizer too
“gets emptied every couple of months” - Bullshit! When it is full they fill it with earth and make a new one twenty feet apart.
Man and how exactly they fill it with earth if it is already full of crap?
Ha this is mother of cynical bastard
have you been at a russian village? most of such holes are emptied once in ten years maximum.
i would have got another phone… Perhaps she is used to the smell of the outhouse
Бугага!
Suggestion for this girls new ring tone number 1:”Float on” by the Floaters. Number 2 anybody?
2. When the sh.. goes down by Cypress Hill,
3. Been Caught Buttering by Pungent Stench
4. Orgasm induced Diarrhea by Goratory
5. Deep Sh.. by Grey Does Matter
Personally i think also
Can’t touch this by MC Hammer or Back off by Guns’n'Roses would be appropriate:-)
By the way,thats a rascal of a pair of pants the gentleman is wearing,is it not?
As far as outhouses go, it’s pretty nice and well kept looking. Your average American outhouse is far more disgusting than this one. Half the time people don’t even poop in the hole and there’s shit hanging from the seat. In America, people often piss and shit everywhere but the hole, when in an outhouse. If there’s not shit on the seat, there’s some junkie holed up in there shooting dope or smoking crack while pissing their pants and puking on the wall and leaving needles everywhere. Nobody who’s seen an American outhouse can deny these things.
True. This is the best looking outhouse I’ve seen.
I wonder if the phone still works and if she had to fish for it through all that poop. I would puke just if I got anywhere near that hole.
This had to be at a resort or some beach. Outhouses aren’t this nice anywhere.
You mean the other way around? Private outhouses are in my experience generally nicer than public ones at resorts or beaches. I’ve seen a fair lot of them.
An outhouse in the US???
All rural parks I’ve been to have an efficient water-recycling toilet system inside a small cabin.
I’ve seen port-a-potties (I think that’s what you’re talking about), and while they’re not the most fragrant things on Earth, they’re usually pretty-well kept (I don’t remember see stains from poop or pee in places other where they should be expected to be seen).
No I meant permanent toilet cabins.
Where the hell do they have outhouses in the US? Porta-potties, yes, and they are disgusting but not real outhouses.
But there area a lot of disgusting gas station bathrooms and such. Years ago the Philadelphia Airport and the one in Newark were on my use the airplane bathroom before landing there list when I had connections through those cities, just freaking nasty, especially phillie, that entire airport was a shit-hole during that period.
Stupid people!
Don’t be angry Marina, they don’t know.
No kidding. That’s what I’d do.
In accordance to the Russian own data, about half of the schools do not have toilets - they do have outhouses in the school yard.
thats not true
Really?
At least that is what Russians themselves write:
“Почти в половине российских школ нет туалетов”
http://grani.ru/Society/m.126926.html
And it fits well data from the limited observations I have done in Russia myself.
That cell phone, give Yoda
Good one!
Well, besides being totally braindead, I guess she must really trust that guy. However, I personally would let go of the legs.
why did they strip down to do it tho?
If they wear anything, they would have to burn it in case she fell down, don’t you think?
Ewwww toilet dunkin !
Perhaps its the new version of bobbing for apples this Halloween…
I can’t tell, but it looks like a cheap Samsung or an LG. I think we’ve all lost a few of those to our washing machines. I can’t say I’ve ever heard of someone dropping one in a toilet.
First, i dropped nokia 3330 to the toilet, it only got a little wet and it works till this day. Second I think its Sony Ericsson T610.
One time, I left my cell phone in my shorts pocket by accident and put it through the laundry. However, a few days later, it dried out and works now. The only problem is the outside display doesn’t work.
…well,it looks like a crap phone to me!
He has the so sexy under breeches.
This is disgusting! can’t be true
http://roses.seasky.com.ar/
Ew! I bet she got her head stuck in to the pile and hew hair is all…
I love little gay penises
In Russia, outhouse owns your phone
what a shitty experience
Note the matches above the toilet paper? ive heard the expression “Light a match” before don’t think it would be such a good idea in this type of toilet, think of all the methane gas! ps in Australia we have these in national parks and we call them “Thunder boxes”, because the tank is usually made out of corrugated iron and if you are lucky enough to use it when its empty feces hitting the bottom makes a large thunder clap that can be heard from miles!
Hey Bro,
I’m Australian as well and I absolutely cracked up when I read that. I’d forgotten about the good old Thunder Boxes.
We used to have so much fun with that on school camps
Its probably a piece of shit phone too, pun not intended.
salam.
i am mahdi
We know who’s been talking shit now… Ha ha
This site shows how cool the Russian people are. We love ya..
Thanks for the pictures. At least Russians are free not like in America where if you do anything you have ten cops standing there to arrest you or tasser you kid. This country has really lost its fredom and is gone overboard with its police system arresting everyone from 5 to 120 years old. It was built to be good but now its gone to hell. I would be glad to live in Russia if you’d take an American. With hope and prayer maybe America can get straight but not now anyway.
Goa and live there. millions of poor trash russians are moving to USA every year risking their lives cause it is a 3rd world poor trash country
come out of your nest, have experience before making premature judgements by reading/watching trash, biased american news, movies.
USA is country of emigrants, built by emigrants and don’t forget that your ancestors also emigrated to USA. Russia has lost 20 million people in world war 2. So think before making such trash comments.
omg the women has sixpack!!
i think that men had boner while watching her ass
She was smart to get the phone.They are expensive in russia.The cell phone I bought for my lover in Ekaterinburg was almost $200.I bought one like hers in the usa for $50.And that is a nice out house.Only country people use out houses so if in russia stay in the city.
what the f*ck is this web site anyway? All the negative stuff about Russia? I can find a whole tone of stupid things Americans do and make a web site about that. What is this all about? Stop spreading hate towards Russia already, geez!
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Че за долбаебы на фото? Придурки американцы- тупые недоразвитые уебки : (((
Ну и Америкосы, нет слов…….. Не проще пойти новый тел купить. Нет нах, дай в гавне поковыряться!!!!!!!!
Дебилы америкосовые. Не проще новый тел купить? Нет нах, дай в гавне поковыряться.
Dear god ! What a sacrifise..
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lmao
i would call it Trust!
l think lts story….. not true….
In Poland we call this kind of toilet “wygodka” - it is normal that such things exist somewhere in the country, some capmsites, dunno… Just makes me wonder why the girl was so desperate to get her phone back… cause I wouldn’t :] To me, it looks like she’s is being sick from too many drinks
the outhouse I used here in Canada on a regular basis as a kid was much more primitive….with a slightly deeper hole….we’d cover every dump with ash to control the smell…and move it every few years…covering the hole with dirt.
It is incredible that this girl did not find another solution.
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what if one of you americans dropped your 5000$ watch in there? would you get it?
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Even“ hands- free” cell phone use. I’ ve written on this exact topic for an insurance website and cited the same studies referenced in this article. I’ m not even going to comment on the inanity of doing any sort of texting while driving— sen…