Trash Parking
This lady in St. Petersburg can teach you what “Trash Parking” does really mean, though she was fortunate enough to park on empty trash bins.
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Homeless dude died in trashcan in this photos… please don’t make funny comment. Please.
His was named Vladimir ‘Smelli Vlad’ Stroganov and he died by huge concussion to testicle and gorin area.
Funeral is held on this Sunday, if social security payment can cover cost of cofin, preist, ceremony… if it can’t cover cost, then Vladimir will be left in trashcan home.
Ha Ha Ha…. another lame attempt. You should do stand up.
You bother me much… why you reply to my every comment? You lust after me yes? You filthy poostain man.
You should try self-asphixiation!
You bother ME much.
Why do YOU comment on every first comment?
Stop posting your nonsense and I will stop making fun of you.
You should try shutting the fuck up.
Mind your fucking business!! Why do you care what I do asshole??
Get a fucking life and dont comment about me?? Capice? Poostain?
Whoaaa…. the real babushka comes out and he has good grammar! What a fucking loser you are… why you do fake borat accent? So you could fit in here? Not accepted anywhere else? I try to mind my business, but your lame attempt at immature humor is making me sick. I’ll comment whatever the fuck I want. Stop me. Bitch.
“I try to mind my business, but your lame attempt at immature humor is making me sick.”
^^^ This is problem here. Ignore my comment!!! Asshole! So try that advice! You can’t ignore because you jealous!!
Many other people can see you are jealous, weak, asshole. You see other comment by Zafarad, Texas, Brennan… they are happy. You are only CUNT around this site. But you say I’m: “Not accept anywhere else?” Thats YOU PROBLEM really. You are cunt here, you are cunt in other place too.
one more time: self-asphixiation is your answer!! Do it!!
And leave me alone! asshole!!!!
I wish I could ignore your comments. But you post as a reply to the first fucking comment! Cunt. I have no problems with poeple that make a meaningful comments. I hate people that spam the comments for their own personal amusment (see pros). It pisses me off. You piss me off. And I let it be known. If you, zafard, and texas1 need your formulas to calculate your gay level… then fine, email it to eachother. Cause most of the people that read this site dont give a fuck and most dont ever post… just read… so I am the voice of reason here. I’m used to making an example of annoying, immature kids as yourself. Grow the fuck up. Pussy.
Hey! Poostain! I keep makeing comment so you get upset and cry… don’t cry too much! You will dehydrate, you little poo connisuer!
I think I might go to the funeral. I like them for some reason.
there is a story about funny funerals and re-burying on “bis”…
I think it has something to do with mother-in-law kinda crap… Like yesterday there was a wake party for someones mother-in-law - tore up four accordions… (you can only do that if you play some violently loud dance music on it).
Hey D,
I think most people here like Babushka and Zafarad. They are pretty cool and they always write very humorous comments.
Lets take a vote.
I vote ‘D’ is dickhead.
Looks we have unanimous vote! How you feel being dickhead huh? Are you erect? Can you drive car with balls in your face? You looks like 2.0cm floppy dick driver!!!
I second that vote.
Voting age is 18….. you two need to grow up before you can vote.
Now, now, I thought you guys were friends?
Hey Texas1,
I think most people here hate you. You are pretty gay and always write bullshit comments.
This joke is the work of a true humor artist. The writer was able to be humorous without use of trashy or offensive language (except the reference to Vlad’s home), which means all readers and their children can enjoy it.
Does anyone really want children commenting on this site?
Russian kids see that stuff in real life everyday - everybody else who has a computer is looking for free porn all the rest don’t know what Russia is.
i first!
Does anybody know the program for spamming in the blogs? I need it. And plus database, of course.
You do the two most disgusting things that people can do in a comment 1. You first 2. You want to spamm!
Yeah, but he/she lives here and serves the important function of scaring away easily offended people. Great blog by the way.
Hello Sturmovik!
Hello, Kansas!
I remember you
Where you been all this time?
I wanna “sperm” you,ok
yes, this is true art
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YEAH!!!! Swedish cars make trash even trashier!
Just goes to show that there are idiot drivers in any language
This appears to be caused by the all-too-common DWA.
DWBW - driving while being a woman
‘Contemporary Art Exhibition #1′
…’this exhibit shows how the Russian Woman parks, it is a beautiful sight’…
how do you know it was a woman that parked this car?
There is a formula for how to determine if the driver was male or female. Only an advanced mathematics genuis knows this formula.
Like our beloved “Babushka”.
It’s easy!! use this one:
(f - 2^3 x a - c) x (b3 + a^1) + 3 x 2b where c = traces of gear stick lubrication, and b3 = gear stick knob diameter, and f = vagina, I can figure out this car is drived by a woman!
Womans are much brave than men.they do what they want, without any hesitation.i hope all humans will become womans one day,i hope! ! ! ! ! ! !.
According to this theorem, how would it apply to Sarah the trans-sexual Prostitute?
Sarah the “failed” trans-sexual Prostitute,is not considered for this theoretical experiment.but i would say,never was strumpet fair! ! ! ! ! !.
Quiet dude, we all know that womans are all from outer space you don’t have to yell about it on every blog… Babushka will get you probed again for this.
Hey hey,it’s a well known fact that women are better drivers.It says so in the sheila’s wheels advert #women make the safest drivers-you could save a bunch of fivers# ergo it must be true.
Insurance premiums don’t lie.
Thankyou John.
Maybe its because most of the truckdrivers are male. And the rest look like men?
Why are the dumpsters so small?
Russian tramps have been downgraded.
Cars eerrrgh
Poor Saab!
This reminds me of the scene in the film ‘The Big Lebowski’ where Jeff Bridges crashes his car into a rubbish bin similar to this one.
why is it labled russian girls?
In Russia, car parks YOU! Sorry, could not resist.
Mododetz, Tovarish! Molodetz! XAXAXA!
What I’m wondering is, how did the car GET onto the bins in the first place?
I wonder what the equation to figure out the age of the driver is…
Ummm do you people have lives?
Right person, right place…
Poor saab:(
my question is…how? and did the driver have a licence?only in russia eh?:D
Trying to turn the car around too fast in a narrow street? She was just looking for an outhouse, you know.
If you actually look at another trash can standing next to the car - you will see that it has wheels only on one side and the other side is next to the curb so if you hit it won’t slide it will start tipping over and frontwheel drive car keeps pushing it going on top of it - you get the idea? And do it fast enough you are on top in no time; SPb second so to say
Yes. Peace, brothers.